Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

18. Boleyn, please Walker me to the door!

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You

And here's chapter Anne! xD

Anne Walker

1. Only call her as "Anniekins sweetieplum". (Heck, that would annoy everyone...)

2. Ask her if she needs walker, since her name obviously says she does. Do this often.

3. Whatever her reaction may be, whack her over the head with a ping-pong paddle.

4. Claim that you're her long lost rich aunt who's willing to give her millions of dollars, then scam her out of every penny she owns. Multiple times.

5. Sneak up behind her and suddenly shout, "YOU'RE WORSE THAN SIMON COWELL!"

6. Hack into whoever she works for's mainframe and fire her. (If you don't know how to use MS-DOS to hack computers, get Nudge to do it. She will, willingly.)

7. Follow her around all day, and after everything she says, say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" (M.G, I was going to do what you suggested, but this popped into my head.)

8. Shout at the top of lungs "I F--KIN' HATE YOU, ANNE F--KIN' WALKER!" All. Day. Long. (Of course, you can skip the "F--KIN'"s if you want to, but they make it better/worse.)

9. Waddle after her like a penguin and click your tongue, every single second of the day and every single second of the night.

10. Whenever she comes near, start rapidly talking in gibberish.

The next chapter is chapter Brigid, and I probably won't do it tonight, though I might. However, if I don't update tonight, I will update tomorrow. (I guess it's more "later today" than "tomorrow" since it's after after midnight...)

Just a random thought: it's is INCREDIBLY easy to hack into the account on someone's computer (if it's a PC). I mean, really, all you need is an extremely basic knowledge of how to navigate DOS, and you can do it. -shakes head and sighs-

Hey, does anyone know the name of a Mac's version of MS-DOS? I know that Mac's have something similar to MS-DOS, I've seen it being used, but I can't seem to remember what it's called.

Oh, yeah! #7 was inspired by M.G (M.G Christiani), who suggested "How about follow her around narrating everything she does by adding "Anne said/did sexily" to the end of the sentence..."

R&R?