Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You
Nine review in two days!? -hyperventilates- THAT'S AWESOME! :) But it's kind of expected when I update the same fanfic four times in one night... Oh, and chapters 3 and 17 are both 242 words. MORE FREAKYNESS! Anyway, here's chappie Brigid.
Brigid Dwyer
1. Follow her everywhere, and after everything she says, say "Brigid said sexily". (M.G, I liked your suggestion too much to just have the alteration. xD)
2. Ask her if she gets paid to flirt with fourteen year old guys or if she does it willingly.
3. Whatever head response may be, giggle and nod, giggle and nod, giggle and nod, giggle and- you get the picture.
4. Point a little laser pen at the back of her head, and keep it there all day.
5. Whenever you see her, shout "BRIGID! Oh wise goddess of inspiration and healing!" then bow down and kiss her feet. (Kissing her feet will result in her scuttling backwards.)
6. Ask her if she's related to Bella Swan. Constantly. (This isn't completely random, by the way: in Twilight, Phil's (who's Bella's stepfather) last name is Dwyer.)
7. Force her to do the Chicken Dance!
8. Silently stalk her, and after everything she says, shouted, "MCAWESOMENE!"
9. -poke- -poke- -poke- 'Nuf said.
10. Whenever she says something, interrupt with, "Brissa!" (Brigid/Lissa... I believe Rain (rainbowstrike) came up with that term, and it refers to a combination of Brigid and Lissa. Hence, Brissa.)
Alrighty then, #1... well, I don't feel like telling you who came up with that, so just go back and read the last A/N. #2 was Kara's (Karacitay) idea. As for #7, "McAwesomene" is something that Saint (St. Fang of Boredom) says a lot, and I couldn't help putting that.
Oh, and chappie ter Borcht is next! :) I don't know if I'll also do that one tonight, but I probably will, since it's only around 4PM.
R&R?