Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

20. I'm snickering! SNICKUHS BAHRS!

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You

Sorry about being a day late, everyone! But at least it was only a day late, instead of a week, which is what is happening for some of my other fanfics.

Anyway, if any of you have read "IMing to the Maximum! Ride of course", you'll know that when I got 50 reviews, I did a Fang's Blog chapter. Well, I have a lot more than fifty review for this fanfic, and you guys get something extra, as well! :) Guess what it is? Fifteen suggestions instead of just ten! Yayness! Anysways, here goes.

Roland ter Borcht

1. Make fun of his accent.

2. Walk up to him, wink, then shout "I VILL NOW DESTROY DE SNICKUHS BAHRS!"

3. Sic a fluffy bunny on him.

4. Always spell his name wrong! (I actually accidentally did that and spelled it "Borscht" instead of "Borcht" for, like, six months.)

5. Also, forget that there's a "ter" before "Borcht".

6. Say the phrase "I luffles this chappie to deffers". Repeatedly.

7. Pay Gazzy to follow him around all day, mimicking his voice and repeating whatever he says.

8. Ask him when he and Jeb are getting married.

9. When ter Borcht looks at you oddly, giggle conspiratorially, wink at him, then skip away.

10. Everyone time ter Borcht does ANYTHING, dump a bag of tortilla chips over his head.

BONUS!

11. Throw an eraser at his head.

12. Then throw an Eraser at his head.

13. Pay Gazzy and Angel to walk around whenever ter Borcht is near, acting like his bratty kids.

14. Ask him what would happen if you put a calculator into pickle juice, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND- you get the picture.

15. Tell him that you bet that he can't eat nine snickuhs bahrs visout bahfing.

Chapter Gozen is next! :) #2, #7, #13, and #15 were Lily's (Angel Ride's Ghost) idea, and #10 was M.G's (M.G Christiani) idea. And then #14 was inspired by someone's tweet... I think it was M.G, but I'm not sure.

R&R?