Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You
As you guys can see, I changed the title a bit. The title that you see when you look through the Maximum Ride fanfiction section will be the same ("Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You") but, from now on, the little underlines title thingy will say that^^^, instead of what it's said in the last chapters. Did that make sense? I hope it did.
Disclaimer: Vera doesn't own Lissa, and until Lissa's "transformation" in a ytbp fanfic, Vera's glad she doesn't own her.
Moi: Don't give anything away, Dizzy!
Dizzy the Disclaimer: I'm not! -eyeroll-
Max: What's a "ytbp" fanfic, anyway?
Moi: "yet to be posted".
Max: Oh...
Lissa... Red Haired Wonder? There we go, Lissa Red Haired Wonder
1. Call her the "Blonde Haired Wonder".
2. Then call her the "Black Haired Wonder".
3. Follow it up by calling her the "Brown Haired Wonder".
4. Force her to hold M.G's hair back while M.G pukes her guts out.
5. Then force her to give huggles and Fang pwushies to M.G.
6. Spell her name "Lisa", instead of "Lissa". Constantly. (Heck, it annoys ME when people spell it "Lisa"! Two esses, morons! -grumbles-)
7. Suddenly run up to her and say, "B----y hey b----y b---- who just b----ily happens to b----ily be the b----y queen of b----iness! What the b---- has been b----ily happening lately!? B----ily!" (Essentially, replace "sexily" with "b----ily", and add in a bunch of "b----"s to top it off. xD.)
8. Call her nasty names in a foreign language.
9. When she asks what the heck you're talking about, smile and don't say a word.
10. Tell her that she and Ari would make a perfect pair.
#4 and #5 are dedicated to M.G (M.G Christiani) who has been puking her guts out all day. Huggles and Fang pwushies, M.G! Also, #8 and #9 were M.G's idea.
I might update again tonight, since I already have chapter Sam started... but I probably won't. Eh, I dunno, SGU (Stargate: Universe) starts tonight. And. I. Am. HYPED!
R&R?