Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

23. The same old Samantha

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You

Sam... Uley?

1. Come after him with a potato and a rake. (...it works...)

2. Tell him that Max is available. When he tries to go out with her, scream, "NOT!"

3. When he comes back, after having been beaten up by Fang, say, "I can't believe you let an emo kid beat you up!"

4. Whenever you see him, run up to him and shout, "Hey Sa-man-tha!"

5. Though every single Rubik's Cube on the planet at his head.

6. Force him to read the entire Narnia series from end to end, aloud.

7. When he isn't looking, duct tape a bra to the back of shirt, and don't tell him.

8. The second you see him, fangirl SQUEE!, run up to him, and act like he's Fang. Five seconds later, attack him with your purse, since he obviously isn't Fang.

9. Go back in time, steal him when he was a baby, and donate him to the School.

10. Shove M.G's medication down his throat. (One of the side effects of M.G's medication, I might add, is making you puke.

#2 and #3 were mojomacy's idea. #6 you might recognize if you've read "IMing to the Maximum! Ride, of course", which is also by me. In chapter... nine, I think it was, Nudge read Narnie aloud from end to end. Oh, and #10 was dedicated to M.G (M.G Christiani) who is still sick. Poor M.G... Also. M.G came up with #10.

Hey, a bunch of fanfiction writers and I are going to create a shared account, and write a fanfic together! This is directed at, pretty much and mainly, any of the fanfiction writers I talk to who are MIA- er, MFT (Missing From Twitter). The details are in my tweets from around 9:30PM, 10/3/09. :)

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