Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

24. Itshehe's not pizza! Truthfully?

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Character to Utterly Despise You

Just so you know, all of these suggestion would also make Angel utterly despise you.

Disclaimer: Vera doesn't own Celeste. If she did, Angel would come after her, and that would be a very bad thing.

Celeste, uh, Toy?

1. Steal it/her/him from Angel.

2. Put it/her/him into a recycling bin that you know will be recycled.

3. Sell it/her/him on eBay!

4. Also, donate it/her/him to Goodwill.

5. Pronounce its/her/his name with a "k" sound, instead of a "s" sound. ("Hey, keh-lehst!")

6. Remember chapters 6 and 7? Yeah, put it/her/him in the garbage disposal, repeatedly, until there's nothing left but a wad of fuzz.

7. Rips Angel to shred to tiny that even the Feegles couldn't see them! (Terry Pratchett reference.)

8. Feed it/her/him to Saint's adorable rat, Yuki. (Yuki is adorable!)

9. Light it/her/him on fire!

10. Give it/her/him to Akila and Magnolia to use as a chew toy.

I can't believe it! The last chapter! When I started this back in July, I had no idea I would get this many hits and reviews. 3930 hits!? THAT'S AWESOME! You guys totally rock. And 75 reviews!? Just... WOW! I would like to thank all of my reviewers, so huggles to:

SweneyLovett

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Aleria14

Crossover Genius

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Rowena of Naxen

Winged-Vampyre-Gallagher-Girl

Charlie Ride

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Natvv

The new Flock member

.Scream Meh A Love Song. x3

M.G Christiani

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x3longefangx3

mojomacy

emgem2000

The-Element-of-Fuzz

The Seventh Horcrux

Angel Ride's Ghost

Karecitay

rainbowstrike

The Obviously Divine One

natcat5

You guys ROCK MY SOCKS! Okay, I'm not actually wearing socks, but still... xD

I find it ironic that I'm following a lot of you on twitter. Skittles, Bell, Natalie, Wryder, M.G, Emma, Lily, Kara, Rain, you know who you are! :)

In case you haven't gotten the message yet, this is the last chapter of Sure Ways. Ever. Okay, not necessarily ever, because if one of you guys tell me a character that I missed, then I can do another chapter, and when "Fang" comes out on March 15, 2010, I'm buying it, and new characters might be introduced. However, since I'm out of characters for the moment, I'm marking this fanfic as Complete.

Once again, thank you all SO MUCH! Huggles to all of you, not just my reviewers, xD.

Also, you'll want to go back and check out chapter Max. I added a little something... :)

Y'know, I just realized something. In chapter Iggy, I say he doesn't have a last name. In actuality, he does: Iggy Griffiths. I'm an idiot.

Also, #7 was inspired by your suggestion, Emma, #9 was inspired by your suggestions, Lily (and Iggy), and #10 was M.G's idea. :)

Well, I guess this is bye for now...

R&R?