Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You
Okay, so it took me a while to realize that I'd missed some VIPs. Actually, two of them aren't "persons", but that's beside the point.
I was, originally, going to do them when Fang came out (HA!) but when I got - HOLY CRAP! - 107 reviews, I decided to do another chapter, since you all know how I am about my 50 reviews thing. :)
You should totally thank Separate Entity, by the way, since she reviewed 23 times! :) (Separate Entity: I assume you're a she, but if you're not, you can smack me upside the head.)
Disclaimer: Vera owns zilch, although she DOES own "I squee like a FANGirl!",
Without any further ado, I bring you chapter...
The Voice
(By the way, all of these are if you have the Voice in your head and/or you're Max)
1. Chatter constantly in your head so it/she/he can't get a word in. (Let your Nudgian self loose!)
2. Poke yourself on the forehead. Multiple times.
3. Whenever it/she/he says something, start screaming "IT THAT VOICE AGAIN!" and curl up in the fetal position on the floor. (Similar to one of the things to do in Wal-Mart)
4. Constantly ask it/she/he if it/she/he realizes its/her/his name is oddly similar to "Echthroi". (Madeleine L'Engle reference.)
5. When it/she/he says "Echthroi" is nowhere near "Voice", shout "AHA! So that IS your name!"
6. When it/she/he facepalms, yell "BRAIN DAMAGE!"
7. The second it/she/he says something, shout, "CHINE!"
8. When the Voice , squee like a FANGirl. (Okay, I am SERIOUSLY listening to Skillet too much... "I squee like a FANGirl!" (to the tune of "Monster"))
9. Refer to it/her/him as "Oprah" or "Dr. Phil". Always.
10. Repeat "I want you to utterly despise me" in your head over and over.
Just so you know, I won't be updating until March 15th, 2010, UNLESS I reach 150 reviews. Then you guys get a news chapter. :)
Also, to members of TTWoAAaC, this is one of my secret/special projects.
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