Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

26. Neither Gore nor Boar, I'm sorry to say

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You

And here we have, -drumroll-, chapter Gor!

I suggested to Caris (Caris L. Clearwater) that she could review for every chappie, and thus get an update... BAD idea...

On a less IAI (I'm An Idiot) note, I made a cover for this fanfic! (: Go here to see it:

http://veraamberwi .deviantart. com/art/TSWtGtMRCtUDY-Cover-141696543

(Make sure to dump the spaces!)

Disclaimer: Vera doesn't own Gor. Anyone know who does? No? Well... from the J to the A to the M to the E, to the S to the space to the P to the A, to the double T to the E to the R to the S, to the O to the N, and that's how we roll! -guitar riff-

Moi: -facepalm-

Gor, um, Krelp?

1. Poke her/him with a long rake.

2. Poke her/him with a short rake.

3. Poke her/him with a regular-sized rake.

4. Poke her/him with something other than a rake.

5. Refer to her/him as "it".

6. Let Mr. Chu become The Ultimate Ruler Leader Communist Person Dude.

7. Make Gorang a real pairing. (This would also work for Fang...)

8. Sarcastically compliment her/him on her/his "epic snotness".

9. Then act like you realized what you just said, offer her/him a tissue with a wary look on your face, and back away slowly, as if expecting her/him to explode at any moment.

10. Repeatedly point out how "Gor" is only one letter away from "gore", and that it rhymes with "boar".

That was surprisingly easy to write...

11. Giggle and point out how #9 is a run-on sentence. Giggle again. Repeat.

By the way, Caris came up with #9. Which just happens to be the run-on. -giggles-

Don't expect another chapter until March, unless I get 200 reviews...

R&R?