Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

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Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Character to Utterly Despise You

We're baaack! :D

Okay, so I know it's not March 15th, nor do I have 200 reviews. However...

Aleria14 – Bell – 's Birthday is today. And this is her fave fic of mine. So... HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELL! :D

Fang, if you haven't read it yet, is epic. It starts out kinda off, but it gets muchos better. So ignore everyone who says it's horrible, because it's not.

Disclaimer: I don't even WANT to own this dude...

William Pruitt

1. Moo in his ear repeatedly.

2. Loudly.

3. When he's asleep.

4. Gasp and say, "OMG, your British accent is so fake! Like, totally!"

4. Ask him what's wrong with his face.

5. When he stares at you blankly, or reprimands you, or something-whether, blink and say, "Oops, sorry, I meant to ask why you're so ugly."

6. Whatever his response may be, go "Na na na na na!" and hightail it outta there.

7. Dump a pot of boiling chocolate pudding over his head.

8. Dump a pot of boiling vanilla pudding over his head.

9. Attempt to strangle him with a pair of jeans.

10. Whack him upside the head with a golf club. Multiple times.

BONUS!11. Preferably, use his own golf club.

-grins-

Again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELL! -huggles-

R&R?