Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

28. The schizophrenic from 4400! Squee!

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You

MINOR FANG SPOILERS! (Like, really teensy ones. No worries, really, other than a few characters names.)

I KNOW I said I was going to update this two days ago! But I forgot, and didn't remember until today! -hangs head in shame- (I know, I have really bad memory sometimes... Sigh...)

Anyway, I'll try to update every week. No promises, though, sorry. :(

As for who else I'm doing: Mike, Abate, Pruitt, Dr. Hans, and Dylan.

I know, I know, only five characters! D:

HOWEVER! I'm going to reread the entire series (minus TFW, unfortunately, because I can't find my copy) this weekend, and we all know JP has a million little characters. Yayness!

Disclaimer: I don't own Tess.

Tess... Tess... Just Tess.

1. Frown and her and say, "Dang, you're short."

2. When she blinks, stares at you, and says "What?", just laugh, shake your head, and walk away.

3. Walk up to her, gasp, and say, "You shower NAKED!?"

4. Run up to her, squeeing, and say, "OH EM SQUEE, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN SCHOOL'S OUT – FOREVER, YOU SAT EIGHT FEET AWAY FROM IGGY!? THAT IT SO EPIC! OH EM SQUEE!" and start hyperventilating.

5. When she stays at you weirdly and asks if your okay, suddenly stop hyperventilating and squeeing, and say, "Nah, it's fine, she does that a lot."

6. When she stares at you some more, tilt your head and say, "Wait, who are you?"

7. The second you see her, run as fast as you can and tackle her, all the while screeching random gibberish.

8. If she has a Y!M/AIM/MSN/Skype, then add her, and every three seconds send her an IM. (In other words: Death by SPAM. Mwahaha! -coughcough-)

9. Ask her, "Did you know hat you have the same name as the schizophrenic from 4400?" Repeatedly.

10. Wake her up by throwing a yo-yo at her head. At 4AM. For three years.

So, yeah. That's it. Likey?

Also, I may postpone doing Abate, because, like I said, I can't find my copy of TFW.

Up next? Mike! :D (If you don't know who Mike is, review, and I'll reply, telling you. He's a pretty minor character, so...)

R&R?