Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

29. Newton, Rowe, Ikeikeike

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You

And here we are, with chapter Mike! Weee!

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Disclaimer: I don't own Mike, sorry... probably never will... probably... -grin-

Mike

1. Run up to him, squeal, then ask him if he's Mike Newton, and slap him for being to mean to Jessica. Repeatedly. (Twilight reference, xD.)

2. Attack him with a broom and a duster.

3. A broom that just sweeped and a duster that just dusted, at that.

4. Ask him if he's a Mac or a PC. Repeatedly, loudly, and annoyingly. All. Day. Long.

5. If he says Mac, say, "OH EM SQUEE! You're like preppy M.G's epical boyfriend, Mack!"

6. If he says PC, say, "OH EM SQUEE! You're like preppy M.G and her epical boyfriend, Mack's imaginary kid, PC!"

7. Ask him how he likes his "dirty job".

8. When he stares at you in confusion, poke his forehead and say, "Y'know, Mike Rowe."

9. Tell him that it'd be okay if he loved Fang, because it'd still be Mang.

10. Even if this certain FF.N writer prefers the term "Fax" over "Mang"... xD

Thanks to FunOne077 for #4 and #9!

And M.G, I brought your preppiness to FF.N. MWAHAHA!

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Up next is -drumroll- Abate!

Oh, and while on vacation, I got TFW as some bookstore place for $2. Yay!

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