Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

31. Are you walking or mocking?

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You

So, recently, I noticed I had over 200 reviews.

We all know what that means. -grin-

Oh, and I wasn't going to update until next week, but a friend and I are having am updating contest. Details in "Nutty Is My Middle Name".

buiyfou umo I :rawielcsip

(HINT: Flip your screen!)

JJ...err...WhatsHerLastName

1. Dump 37 gallons of banana pudding over her head because, hey, she reccomended it.

2. Pop up beside her and ask her if her name is short for "Jacob Jasper".

3. When she squeaks (because, hey, you popped up beside her), then corrects you, saying that's it's actually Jennifer Joy, dramatically sob and say that you were sure she was a Twilight character, not a Maximum Ride character. (Twilight reference, but you should get it whether you've read Twilight or not.)

4. Squee like a FANGirl (yet again, to the tune of "Monster"...heh...), run p to her, give her lots of hugglez and fangz (MI reference), and the say, "RRRAAAWWWRRR!"

she stares are you, slap her for "not giving back the epicalicious emotions and hugglez and fangz and schtuffs that I gave you".

6. When she gapes and slaps you back, run off crying about how "J.J.'s so -sob- mean! I can't -sob- believe Max was ever -sob- friends with her!"

7. Hack into the government files, and rename her Tennifer Toy, or "TT".

8. Suddenly run up to her and sing as loud as you possibly can, "AA BB CC DD EE FF GG HH II JJ!!!!!!"

9. When she stares at you, stick your tongue out and run away backwards.

10. When around JJ, parle seulemente français. (Speak only French. Sorry 'bout my horrid grammar...heh...)

BONUS!

11. Sing "JJlicious". It's like "Fergalicious", but instead of F-E-R-G-I-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S, it's J-J-L-I-C-I-O-U-S!

12. Refer to her as "my pink bubbly snuffles cutesy cake!".

13. When she attempts to strangle you, giggle and say, "Bad pink bubbly snuffles cutesy cake! You should be huggling me!" and huggle her.

14. When she dies from too much hugglage, realive her.

15. Repeat.

Next up is...-drumroll- Dr. Gunther-Hans! Or is it Dr. Hans-Gunther? I can never remember...

#7 was Skits' (Fangalicous08) idea, by the way. (:

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