Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

32. Justin Dielan Dill Weed Bieber

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This is dedicated to St. Fang of Boredom, the most famous and the most epitastical MRfic writer. Here's to you, Saint, and happy Mother's Day! :D

I was originally going to do Dr. Hans-Gunther, but since this is dedicated to Saint, I changed my mind. -grin-

Disclaimer: I don't own...-drumroll- Dylan!

Dylan...um...well, technically, II, since he's a clone

1. Talk to him in only baby talk because, hey, he's only eight months old.

2. Refer to him at "Justin Dylan Bieber", because, hey, we all know who he really is. (A/N: Whoa... two "because, hey"s...weird.)

3. Then, take him to a Justin Bieber concert, throw him on stage, and shout, "Look, they're twins!"

4. Laugh at the ensuing pandemonium.

5. Repeatedly ask him who "kay-kaching-hah" is.

6. Eventually admit you mean Ke$ha. Laugh evilly and stalk off while he glares at you. Stick out your tongue and flip him the bird.

7. For his Birthday, give him a dog dish with "Dielan" engraved on the side.

8. Shoot him with a dartgun, and crack up and stick your tongue out when he starts screaming like a little girl.

9. Whenever you see him, squee like a FANGirl (yet again), run up to him, huggle him, and say, "Dill Weed! I misseded you!"

10. Wish him a "Happy Mother's Day!". One, he has no kids, and two, he's a GUY. Probably.

#3 was Skits' idea, and #9 was partially Kara's (Karecitay) idea.

Again, happy Mother's Day, Saint! :D

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