Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

33. SAINT OF HYPHENED NAMES TO THE REHSCUE!

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You

So, earlier, I got bored, and tried to figure out how many people I have left to do.

Turns out there's a lot more than I thought.

Yay!

I might do a poll about which characters you guys want me to do next, after I take the Matter Over Mind poll down.

Also...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY M.G! -huggles-

This chapter's for you! :D

Disclaimer: I don't own Dr. Hans-Gunther.

Dr. Hans-Gunther

1. Cut one of his hands off, then laugh maniacally when he repeatedly licks his wrist in an attempt to heal himself.

2. Repeat.

3. Repeat.

4. Re- you get the picture.

5. Treat him like he's a parakeet.

6. Say his name horribly wrong. (i.e. Detour Hangsther Gunsts! Detour Hangsther Gunsts! You have a call on line 8372!)

7. For all eternity.

8. Eat all of his pink, sprinkly, frostingy, yummy, "manly" cupcakes.

9. Call him unethical. Repeatedly. Then bitchslap him. Repeatedly.

10. Annoy him with spam emails, demanding that he change his name, because he's copying M.G (Madison-Gabriella), Saint of Hyphened Names.

Again, happy Birthday M.G! :D

#9 is partially Matt's (tgypwya) idea, and #10 was partially Kara's (Karecitay) idea. XD

R&R?