Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

34. The leader of the Argonauts is a waiter?

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You

Yes, I'm updating! FINALLY! I know, shocker.

Heh.

Sorry 'bout taking forever to update. It's been, like, two months...

Jason...Waiter?

1. Rename him Jacob, so the fangirls attack him.

2. Like, seriously, hack into a random government computer and change his name so it's "legally" Jacob.

3. And then, once he's finally gotten used to his name being Jacob...go and change it to Edward.

4. Laugh maniacally at his now-terminal confusion.

5. Make him look like Daffy Duck.

6. Tell "him" that you totally support "his" lesbianism.

7. When he gapes at you in outrage, just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave... (Madagascar reference FTW.)

8. And then point out that he still looks like Daffy Duck.

9. Bite him in his sleep.

10. And then claim he bit you.

If you don't remember who Jason is, he's the waiter from TAE.

R&R?