Chapter 2
As the band of fictional characters skipped happily into the house, Twinkle recruited his goons Munchkin and Spock to kill the intruders with chainsaws! "Can we take a coffee break boss?" squeaked Spock "INTRUDER! INTRUDER!" Fluffy another evil red squirrel ran in "What now?" demanded Twinkle "Who is it this time?"Fluffy checked his notes "Darth Vader, Snape, Aro and Voldie possibly Palpatine," Twinkle nodded "Munchkin! Go tell Cookie his guests for his weekly dolls tea party have arrived," Munchkin and Fluffy both skipped off...
Meanwhile the fictional characters were skipping down the main corridor. Edward and Bella were holding hands even though it was supposed to be New Moon and Edward was supposed to have dumped her (I wouldn't really blame him there!) but they were still obsessed with each other. An annoying idiot who would never get anywhere will Bella regardless of what he thought (AKA Jacob) ran after them.
Twinkle began yelling dramatically "UNLEASH THE SECRET WEAPON!" A giant kitten named Snowbell was then released...