Everyone ready for more revenge? I've started making a list of things that they can do to each other, but I still want your suggestions!
Enjoy!
For Kurt, glee was a relief. He knew that, even though he looked absolutely ridiculous, they wouldn't laugh at him, or he hoped that they wouldn't. And he still need to figure out who did it to him. He'd ruled Brittany out already, because she was, well not exactly the smartest person. He knew that Mercedes would never do this is him, same goes for Tina and Artie.
He wrote down a list before he entered the room, with possible reasons for why the others would have done it.
Finn- Got annoyed at me for decorating our room in Moroccan style. Could have easily been pressured to do it by someone else.
Puck- Bad boy. Need I say anything else?
Mike / Matt- Same as Finn. Peer pressure.
Santana-Hates everyone, that includes me.
Quinn- ( he crossed her name out as soon as he'd wrote it. He just didn't think she could be that horrible. Maybe to Rachel but not to him)
Rachel- I'm horrible to her on every occasion possible.
Satisfied that he'd put down all of the suspects, he began watching each one for any slip up. A mere mention of the event could trigger it and, seeing as they were all in the same room, it sure helped him a lot.
Mr Schue walked into the room, suddenly noticing him face," Kurt, wha-"
"Yes. It's orange. I know! Can we please just get on with glee?" he snapped, holding his hand to cover his face. By doing this, he earned himself a few strange looks and a smirk from Santana.
"O-okay. So, I think you guys are gonna be really excited about this weeks assignment," he now stood at the front of the room, anticipating their reactions.
"Is it Barbara Streisand songs?" Rachel asked excitedly.
"Erm, no," Mr Schue replied. I was actually watching the film Chicago last night, and I was inspired. This week, we're doing songs from that movie. Any one want to volunteer themselves for a song?"
Rachel, of course, was the first the raise her hand," I wish to sing And all that jazz Mr Schue. I think I can pull it off to an exemplary standard."
He nodded,"Good. Any one else?"
There was a general exchange of looks, until Quinn spoke," I've actually never seen that film..."
Both Kurt and Rachel's mouths were wide open. And it made it even worse when most of the club admitted to not having heard about it before. Kurt gave everyone in the room a look as though they were crazy,"How can you not have heard of it? It's amazing! I suggest that you all come to my house tonight after school and I will introduce you to musical genius."
There was a echo of groans from the cheerios and most of the guys, but Kurt was adamant. Also, no one really wanted to make his mood any angrier than it already was. As glee progressed, Kurt kept a close eye on his suspects, though no conclusions were made. He'd have to dig deeper to find the culprit.
- glee -
As Rachel got ready for going to Finn and Kurt's house, she was distracted by her phone ringing. She hummed along to the song, looking at the caller ID. Why was Puck calling her? Wait, when did he get her number?
"Hello, Noah," she said cheerily into the phone, brushing her hair at the same time.
"Berry, I need you to bring something tonight," he spoke in a hushed voice, making her curious. At the same time, she wondered what he needed and didn't hold back her enquiries.
"What is it?"
"Bring some scissors," he said bluntly. She frowned, thinking how ridiculous it sounded.
"Noah, why on Earth do you want me to bring those? Do you not have your own pair of scissors? They're very easy to get hold of," she began, hearing him sigh on the other end of the line.
"We're going to give Kurt a haircut," the amusement was clear in his voice.
"We're what? How are we going to pull that off? I think he'd notice if we came up to him, a pair of scissors at the ready. And I thought that we weren't meant to get caught.," Rachel spoke rapidly, wondering why he would even suggest something like that.
"Relax Berry!" he yelled," The Puckster will take care of it all. Let's just say that he won't be awake during all of this."
Rachel held back her laugh," The Puckster? Sounds like a failed super hero."
"Ha ha, very funny. Now, have you got scissors or not?"
"Of course I have," she stated," Shall I bring the ones specified for hair? We may as well do this properly."
"Yeah, whatever. See you there then."
"Bye Noah," she heard the other end go dead, and went to brushing her hair again. She had certain doubts about this idea. Kurt sure would have a heart attack if something bad happened to his hair. And how were they going to do it when he'd be awake, surrounded by nine other people.
She sighed: he definitely hadn't thought this one through. Nevertheless, she grabbed the small pair of scissors from her draw and slipped it into the side pocket of her bag. Her dad drove her to Kurt's house, as it had started raining heavily .
Running to the door, Rachel held her bag over her head and rang the doorbell twice for good measure. Finn answered the door, pulling her closer for a kiss," Missed you."
"Me too. Ready to watch the film? It's so good. I know the words toe every song. Oh, you just have to sing alone with me!" she grinned excitedly, pulling him to the living room by his arm," Pleeease Finn!"
"Maybe," he didn't look too convinced.
Rachel that she was the last to arrive, so all the seats had been taken. When she asked Mercedes to move up a bit, she only got the reply," Sit on the floor white girl."
And when she'd stood with her hands on her hips, about to demand that someone make room for her, Finn grabbed her by the waist, pulling her onto his lap," Happy now?"
"Very," she said giddily, leaning her head on his shoulder.
"Before we start the film, I want to make sure that everyone had enough refreshments, as I am not. Repeat, NOT, going to pause it for anyone or being distracted by someone leaving the room to get a drink," Kurt said sternly, though it was hard to take him serious while he looked like an orange.
"I brought some drinks," Puck smirked, pulling out a huge bag full of vodka. Quinn rolled her eyes at him," That is not very good for you Puck."
"Like I care," he sent back," You're just jealous 'cause you can't have any preggers."
She shot him a hurt look, before returning to completely ignoring him. Kurt interrupted the silence with his eager words," I want some!"
A bottle was thrown his way, the rest being shared around the room, though Puck had managed to get them all their own bottles. No one questioned him about where he had managed to get it all from. Rachel pushed hers aside, claiming that it was irresponsible to drink, but also noticed that Puck wasn't even having any of his.
Although Puck did produce a non-alcoholic drink for Quinn. She glared at him angrily, still accepting it from him. He took that as a success, sort of.
The movie began, all lights turned off, and the only sound being the music blasting from the television. Rachel, still sitting comfortably on Finn began singing along, being hushed by Kurt almost instantly.
"I thought it was cute," Finn whispered in her ear, earning himself a kiss. They continued talking in hushed tones, mostly when Finn became confused, which was a lot, and Rachel had to explain to him what was happening, but sometimes he'd just tell her how pretty she looked. As everyone carried on drinking, Rachel began to realise how drowsy they were becoming and soon enough found most people asleep, even Kurt, who'd explained that he would never want to miss a bit of the film.
She glanced over to Puck, who sent her a smirk," told you I'd got it covered."
"What did you do?" she whispered, though really wanted to shout at him. He held up his bottle as a gesture," I knew you wouldn't drink any of this, so it was a pretty good idea actually. They'll all be out for a while."
"It isn't dangerous, is it?" she asked hesitantly, taking her own bottle in her fingers and looking at the liquid inside.
Puck stood up," Nope. Would I do something like that?"
She gave him an incredulous look, herself moving to stand up, but being held back by Finn's arms hugging her waist. They wrapped tightly around her as she wriggled once more," I can't get up."
With a laugh, Puck walked over to the chair where they sat in, reaching out a hand for Rachel, which she hesitantly took. He pulled hard, sending her flying out of the other boy's grasp. They waited for a second, watching him as he shifted in his sleep, a strange noise escaping his mouth.
"Aaw, that's so cute," Rachel said to herself, receiving a You-must-be-crazy look from Puck," What? He is! Let's just get on with this."
The scissors were pulled from her bag, handed slowly to Puck as they advanced towards Kurt.
"I can't believe we're doing this," she whispered, shaking her head.
"Don't be such a baby," Puck said," This is gonna be hilarious."
Ooh, suspense? Are they going to pull it off? And how will Kurt realise it's them?
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And I still want any ideas for revenge! Come on all you evilly minded people!
