Disclaimer:*Sigh*

Quick note,I haven't played Soul Caliber in a long ass time,so im sorry if I screw up with Ivy

Chapter 3:I don't know,I'm out of ideas for names

"Team 7 is Diana(Wonder Woman,it will be explained),Raven and your Sensei's will be Anko and Kurenai...Team 8 will be Laura Kinney(All DC and Marvel will be explained,trust me and don't flame me for this),Hana Inuzuka,Felecia Hardy(Black Cat),and your sensei is Ororo Munroe(Storm),your two teams will work together in combination 9 is till in circulation from last yea-"*Knock,knock*,"DAMNIT!COME IN!"The door opened to reveal a stunning young lady(Don't feel like describing,so it's Ivy from Soul Calibur).All of the boys,beside Naruto of course,were drooloing.

"Hello."

"H-h-hi,h-how can I help you?"

"I'm looking for Narut-"

"Boo!"

"O!"

"Hahah!"

"Grrr..."

'How does the DOBE know HER?It doesn't matter,she'll be mine!"

"You ready?"

"Of course."Naruto replied as they walked out of the door.

"Wait,where are you going."

"I'm...a family friend of Naruto's and I'm here to help him train..."

"That's right!So if you don't mind,Bye Bye!"Naruto exclaimed as he dissapeared from view.

"...HOW THE HELL DOES HE DO THAT?"

~Naruto~

Ivy moaned as Naruto kissed her neck."Naruto,what if someone finds us?"She whispered harshly.

"Since when have we cared?"He asked kissing the 'special' spot on her neck as he remembering how he met her.

~FlashBack~

Naruto cried out as Kratos smacked him over the head with his wooden training sword again."Dead."

"I'm GOING to be dead if you KEEP DOING THAT-"

"Hello."

"Who are you?"*WHACK*

"Naruto,be respectful."

"But-"*WHACK*"OW THAT-"*WHACK*"SONUVABITC-"*THWACK,SMACK,WHACK,TACKOW!*"I'M SORRRRRYYYY!"

"That's what I thought...anyway this is Ivy. She's the daughter of the head of a clan allied with the Nexus."

"Oooohhh-*THWACK*

"YOUR WASTING AIR!"

"*Giggle*"

~End FlashBack~

'...I can't even remember when Kratos DIDN'T *THWACK* me...'Naruto thought as Ivy moaned again.

"N-Naruto...I have...t-the...SOUL CALLIBER!"She cried out in ectasy.

"What?"Naruto exclaimed as he pulled back with a shocked look."Where is it?"

"Your mansion."

"My mansion?"

"You said it was one of your desired swords."

"Yeah,but I feel as if I owed you."All of a sudden,Ivy put on a playful smirk.

"Put a ring on my finger and we'll call it even."

"Haha..."

"...I'm serious!"

"...Ah shit...Dad...I blame you for this..."

~Later~

Naruto had finally got Ivy to agree to marry him when he turned 18,and currently he was drooling over his new swordS. That's right,SwordS. When he had gotten home to get Soul Calliber,he had found Excallibur as well,left by Madara.

"He...I guess Uncle Madara cares after all...Haha..."

Naruto got up before pulling his shirt off over his head,and wrapped his hands in medical tape before his started punching a punching bag,thinking the whole while,'...Shinobi council,Trustful...Civilain Council,Untrustful...Hokage,In between...TenTen,weapon Maniac as myself,Trustfull...Rock Lee,TrustFull...My Team,Trustfull...My team's back up,Trustfull...Everybody else except Nexus...Untrustfull.'Naruto finished as he punched all the way through the punching bag.

Slipping his Muscle shirt,and Trench Cloak(Trench Coat with Cloak hood) on over his officer gun holster,and then he pulled on his sword holster.

Naruto sighed as he rummaged through his training bag,before pulling out a circular device that resembled the one on his back,before he slammed it on the back of the first one."There,now I can add Even MORE swords...MWHAHAHAHA!"

'I think you've finally gone off the deep end.'

'Kyuubi?'Naruto asked dryly in his mind,'What do I owe the Pleasure THIS time?'

'Oh I was just going to tell you where your 'Uncle's' Undertaker's and Kane's and the second's Raijin was,but NOW-"

'I'M SORRY,PLEASE FORGIVE ME!I'LL DO ANYTHING!JUST TELL ME!'

'If you open your sense into mine,say,when your battling or fuc-'

"UHM!"

'Oh,right...Doing the do,I'll tell you when you're near-'

'DEAL,NO TAKE BACK!'

'Remember when you told Dante you worry about him?'

'...yeah...'

"Yeah,well I worry about you like that,because,even though you don't realize it,you take more genes after him,and you two being as close as you are,and might as well having the keys to cause the end of the world,SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME AND ALOT OF OTHER PEOPLE!

'Hehe...Haha..MUAHAHHA...You're SO funny,later Kyuubi.'

'Don't Die.'

"..."

"I HATE THAT FOX!"

'I HEARD THAT!'

"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO!"

~Next Day,Training Ground .44~

"-ay,now how about we introduce ourselves?My name is Kurenai Yuhi,I like Romance novels,gardening,helping others,and Anko. I hate Perverts,and Icha Icha Paradise. My goal is to...DESTROY ICHA ICHA PARADISE!"

"*sweatdrop*...okaaayyy...My name is Anko,I like Dango,Chains,Dango,Blood,Dango,The Forest behind us,and Dango.I dislike people who hate Dango,and that's pretty muchit. My goals?Let's see."She stated as she pulled out a list,"Kiil Orochimaru,kill orochimaru,kill orochimaru,kill-"

~4 Hours Later~

"-Orochmaru,oh did I mention,kill Orochimaru?"She asked with a smile.

"Uhhh..."

"Uh huh."

"I lost count."

"I didn't 890,456,731."Naruto responded.

"You're a wieeerd little kid."

"And proud of it!"

"Hold on,who are you?"

"My name is Ivy,Naruto's 'Personal' Sensei,afficiated by his clan."

"...OKAY!Now,our FIRST D RANK MISSION!"

"NOOOOO!"

"I'M AN ASSASSIN DAMNIT! NOT A BABY SITTER!"

~Council Chambers~

"Why am I here?"Naruto exclaimed,eye twitching.

"We demand that you hand your swords over to Uchiha-Sama!"

"Let's see...Shinobi council not here...Hokage not here...this meeting isn't official,you have no power over me."

"YOU WILL DO AS WE SAY DEMO-*Gurgle*"The Pink haired woman slumped over,Dead.

"Well now,Sakura has a funeral to attend for her mother,anyone want to add to it?"Naruto questioned as he glared around the room.

Then...All hell broke loose...

~5 minutes later~

Naruto stood tall over the last cowering Civilain,a 100 year old merchant who had tried and tried again to have Naruto Excecuted."H-h-how could yo-y-you d-d-do this?C-can't y-you l-l-et m-e g-o?"

"I told you,weather your 1 or 100,you cannot hide from the Assassin God Of War,but you didn't believe,did you? Now you're going to pay for it,SHINE,SHINE,SHINE(DIE DIE DIE)!"

~Hokage's Office~

"*perverted giggle* Oh Mei you dirty dirty girl,what are you going to do nex-"*BOOM*The door to the Hokage's office slammed open as Naruto trudged inside,covered in blood."NARUTO!WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Your civilain Council thought they could take were WRONG!"

"They started the encounter?"

"That's right."

"*Sigh*,then you're free to go.I'll have Anbu burn the bodi-"

"Already done,but YOU have to take care of the blood."

"...right..."

"Anyway,I have training to do, Hiruzen."

~Naruto's Training Ground~

Naruto bit his thumb before he ran through a series of hand seals before slamming his hand on the ground,where seals that looked like a spider web spread from his hand,before a creature appeared before him,information entering his mind.

Name:Harpies,Harpeia

Features:Top Half Of A Witch,Claws and wings of a vulture

Source:Greek Mythology

Habitat:Greece

"Ready to train then harpy?"He asked,and his reply was a scratch to the cheek,"IT'S ON!"

PJ:I'M done for now.

SP:ZZZZZZzzzzZZZZ

PJ:I have Insomnia...but my split Personality doesn't?WHAT THE FUCK!

Note:The Marvel DC Soul Caliber came from across the Veil,an ocean located by Tea Country where the body is connected to the 'MainLand',and the Elemental Country is hidden by a genjutsu. Also Naruto's summoning contract is the Mythical Summoning Contract,A.K.A,mythical creatures.