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Chapter 4:Ivy Young again,and time to save team 6!

Ivy's eye twitched as Naruto stood infront of her at the training grounds."What was SO important that you had to WAKE ME UP!I WAS COMFORTABLE LAYING ON TOP OF YOU!"

"Fine,then I want tell you how I was GOING to turn you my age,bu now-"Suddenly,his neck was in a vice grip.

"Don't fuck with me you want me to hurt you?If you know how,DO IT NOW!"

"Let...*wheeze*...go*Gasp*...Thank you...Now just stay there,alright,first I activate my eyes,and then add demonic chakra to them,then I say I'm sorry cause this is going to hurt like a BITCH!"He stated in a rushed voice.

"Wait...Wha-AAAHHH,NARUTOOOOOO!"

"IIII'm going to run now."

"Yeah,you should.I'm the king of Bijuu and even I'M scared!"

"BYE!"

"NARUTO!"

~Later,Hokage's office~

Team 7 and 8 stood in the Hokage's office,Naruto sporting a few bumps and bruises,and Ivy snuggling into his side. The other members...well they were sending death glares to Ivy...

"Now,I called you all here today because team 6,consisting of Kakashi Hatake,Sasuke Uchiha,Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka,ran into the Demon brothers of the mist,Mizu and Gouzo,and continued on after the incident-"

"-Like morons."Naruto addded.

"-...right...anyway,afterwards they came into contact with The Demon Of The Bloody Mist,Zabuza. When Kakashi was about to deal the killing blow,one Anbu of the Hidden Mist Intervened,and dealt the finishing blows with Senbon to the neck,before taking the body-"

"But that would take years expierence,and would mostly mean that the 'killing' blow was just putting the body into a death like state,and a hunter nin is to only take the head,and possibly their weapon,which means..."Naruto trailed off looking down.

"Zabuza is still alive,but team 7 continued-"

"Like Morons."Naruto interupted again.

"NARUTO!"

"Well sooory...*Whisper*Fuck Me..."

"*Sigh*Anyway,since most of the Anbu and Jounin are on missions,there are not enough to form a team that would succeed,and chunin are out of the question."

"So you're sending Genin?"Naruto questioned with a skeptic look.

"Genin with the power of Jounin and Anbu."

"True."

"Has everyone forgot about us?"

"Uhh...Nooo...okay yes."

"*sigh*,anyway,you are to dispatch as soon as you have your neccasary items."

"Can I just go?"

"But you don't have you-"

"I'm an ASSASSIN,I don't need anythin-"*WHAM*,"-Except Ivy."

"That's what I thought."Ivy stated as she Hmphed.

"*Sigh*,Women!"

"WHAT WAS THAT?"

"Hiruzen?"

"Yes Naruto?"

"I want you to know..."

"Yes..."

"I burned your Ich Icha Paradise book while you weren't looking..."

"...NOOO!"

"OH SHIT!NOOO-"

~Later~

Naruto limped down the dirt road,cursing angrily as Ivy snuggled into him. The most coherent words that could be made were,"...Women...Deadly...Kill me one day...can't have Nuuuthing...time of the Month...glad I wore a cup...woulda' lost my biggest 'Sword'!"

"Someone's grumpy!"

"*Sigh*,Ivy?"

"Yes?"

"Are you Bi-Polar?"

"WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT!YOUR DAMN MAN PRIDE!"

"Geeze...I'm SORRY..."

"IT'S OKAY!"

"*sweatdrop,sigh*I worry about you sometimes,Ivy."

"What was that?"

"Nothing Dear!"

"Kit?"

"What is it NOW Kyuubi?"

"The Scythes of the Undertaker and Kane...they're near..."

"How near?"

"Near enough for you to send your team ahead,go into that clearing,and then fight two demons."

"...Hey Guys-uhh...Girls,you go ahead,I have some 'Business' to take care of..."

"What...Ohhh...Okay,but BE CAREFUL!"

"Yes ma'am."

"C'mon girls."

~Clearing~

"You Can come out now..."

"Meizu and Gozu...should have known there was a reason you two were named the 'Demon' Brothers."

"Yes,well I guess you're here for these."The brothers said, each pulling out a scythe.

The one held by Meizu had a pitch black blade,which seemed to draw in all of the light around it,and when the light hit it,you could see lightning flash through the blade. The staff of it was also black with lightning designs revolving around it. Attached to the butt of it was a T with an X over it,forming the UnderTaker sign.

The one held by Gozu seemed to be the exact oposite. The blade looked to be made of pure light,and seemed to shun away all darkness,but when the dark did hit it,it showed flames dancing around and through the blade. The Staff was silver with green flames,with human skulls throught it,with the jaws open as if they were screaming. At the butt of this staff was a small miniature mask attached to it,an exact replica of Kane's in his HellFire Anbu days.

Naruto cracked his neck,getting into a fighting stance."Since you know what I'm here for,I guess you're ready to fight."

"No."

"No?"Naruto exclaimed in surprise.

"Even if you beat us,you may not be able to even touch these."

"And why not?"

"We were chosen by the previous owners,Mark Callaway,The UnderTaker-"

"-And Glen Jacobs,The Kane-"

"To find their 'Chosen' Descendant,which-"

"-Of course is one of their descendants that can use all of their abilities. The Scythe's are sentinient,so if they allow you to hold them,we will hand them over and swear our loyalty to you."

Naruto nodded,smirking," Ok then,let's get this started."he stated as he reached forward,taking the scythes from their outstretched hands.

The UnderTaker's scythe started screaching with Lightning,while Kane's started cackling with fire,before they both stopped,putting surprised faces on the Demon Brother's faces,before they both kneeled on one knee.

"We are sorry for doubting you master."

"Very sorry."

"It's okay,but don't call me master."

"We don't know your name."

"Huh,oh,It's Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze ,let's go,I have a team to catch up to."

"Hai,Naruto-Sama."

"Hai,Naruto-Sama."

"*sigh*Oh boy,that's going to take a while to get used to..."

~Team 7&8~

"I'm back-"*WHAM*"SHIT!"

"Don't you EVER make me worry like that."stated Ivy.

"Yes ma'm..."

"Wait,where'd you get those scythes,and why are the Demon brothers with you?"

"That's the 'Business' I had to take care of."

"Ohhh."

"...Wait...What'd you THINK my 'Business' was?"

"Uhm..."

"Y'know what?On second thought...I don't want to know..."

"LET'S GO!"

"Anko..."

"Yes Kurenai?"

"...Sometimes I worry about you..."

"I LOVE YOU TOO!"

"*Sigh*Sometimes you are Such a baby..."

"I HATE YOU!"

'I have a sudden feeling of Deja Vu...'

'Because that's EXACTLY what happened with you and Dante when you left."

'...oh...yeah...I wonder if he's still alive..."

'You are,aren't you?'

'Yes,but what's that got to do with things?...ohhh...I'm caught up now...'

'Of course you are...'

'I HATE YOU!'

'I HATE YOU TOO!!'

~Team 7~

"I'm an UCHIHA,we don't NEED back up."

"Sasuke-"*Knock,knock*

"Yes?"

"Well if it isn't Twiddle Dee,Tiddle Dumb,Twiddle Dumber,and Twiddle DumbEST."Naruto stated smirking,"We heard you morons needed help."

"Oh lord...this isn't going to end well..."

PJ:ECW,ECW,ECW,ECW,ECW,ECW,ECW,ECW,ECW

SP:NWO,NWO,NWO,NWO,NWO,NWO,NWO,NWO

PJ:DX,DX,DX,DX,DX,DX,DX,DX,DX,DX,DX,DX,DX,DX

SP:TNA,TNA,TNA,TNA,TNA,TNA,TNA,TNA,TNA,TNA,TNA

Neighbor:SHUT UP YOU DAMN INSOMNIANS!

SP:*Gun shots,slicing*MACHINE GUN MOTHER FUCKERS!

PJ:*Snicker*