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Chapter 5:Fight,visiting,and Encounter

Naruto shook his head as Sasuke kept ranting ON,and ON,and ON about how he was inferior to him,an Uchiha,and that he didn't deserve weapons of such power.

"Sasuke...will you just shut up?You're not getting my swords,or my scythe's,or anything else for that matter. Do you want to know what else?I don't like your attitude towards a higher ranked officer."

"WHO ARE YOU TO TELL SASUKE-KUN THAT-"

"Shut up."Naruto replied sharply,with a glare."YOUR team is the one that decided to continue on after running into the demon brothers over there."

"Huh?HI!"

"*Sigh*YOUR team is the one that continued this mission after incountering Zabuza Momochi,and it is YOUR team that requested back up ,OUR teams are here to help your sorry asses,and trust me,if you can't handle a little Demon crying out for attention,then you sure as hell can't handle the God Of War,and SO HELP ME,if you even TRY to bring that hand down to hit me,I SWEAR you will be missing it."

"Sorry..."

"Yeah whatever,just leave me alo-"

"DOBE!DON'T IGNORE ME!"

"Hmm...You say say something?"

At this The Scarecrow's-ah Cyborg's uhh...KakaPERVERT...Kakashi's eye crinkled into what could be assumed as a smile."I think I like this kid."

"Yeah well this kid doesn't like YOU!"

"GIVE ME THOSE WEAPONS!"Sasuke exclaimed,lunging and grabbing the Demonic Scythes,and immediatley Sasuke was charged with lightning,and flames danced around his body,burning him.

"I told him they were sentenient...though he prooobally didn't know what that meant...I still warned him..."

"Well...now that you're done trying to electricute my team,we're going to train-"but as soon as those words were said,he was bowled over by a flash of silver screaming,"TRAAAIIINNNIIING!"

"*Sigh*"

"Oh boy..."

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"screamed Kakashi looking around frantically.

"You should know...that word is Taboo around Naruto."replied Ivy.

~Naruto~

"*Pant,pant,pant*...wait...what was I doing...oh yeah...TRAINING!But first...you can come out now...Uncle Madara..."

"It's good to see you again Naruto."

"As it is to see are you. What are doing here?Watching Sasuke?"

"Hai(Yes) and Aie(No)...Yes,but I'm COMPLETELY dissapointed in his behavior,and No because,I'm here to watch over you."

"Why...wait...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"

"Why do you ALWAYS asume I did something?"

"Because our family is Screwed up,and I KNOW YOU! And the last time you wanted to 'watch over me',YOU BLEW ME UP!"

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

"SO?"

"YOU WANT ME TO GET KRATOS TO THWACK YOU AGAIN?"

"No sir..."

"That's what I thought...but I DID do something..."

"I KNEW IT!WHAT DID YOU DO!"

"The group Akatsuki..."

"Yes?"

"I run it,and I sent Kisame Hashigaki to test you."Madara stated with shifting eyes.

"You mean the Kisame with the SamaHade?"

"That's him."

"Perfect!I can face not one,but TWO members of the seven swordsmen of the mist,meaning I have TWO chances to get Two legendary swords. THANK YOU!"

"I worry about you sometimes Naruto."

"What is with everyone saying that?"

"I don't know...Anyway,he isn't a pushover like your father-"

"*snicker*"

"-and he won't take it easy on you."

"Right,don't worry about me though,worry about Sasuke."

"I refuse to."

"Oh,and why is that?"

"Because he does not have the blood of a leader,only that of a coward,while you are the exact opposite."

"Of course I am,now if you don't mind,I have training to do."

"But of course,that is also why I'm here."

"Huh?"

"I'm here to train you on how to not get killed by Kisame,and it will probally help you against the other swordsman,who is he again?You never told me."

"The Demon Of The Bloody Mist."

"Ah,Zabuza Momochi...let's get to training then."

"But of course."Naruto replied,immatating Madara's voice,while smirking.

"...You're dead to me..."

~Later~

Naruto laid under a tree,the sun shining on his face through the thick brush of the cluttered leaves above. Through the tree line a feminine figure,though a boy, walked into the clearing.

Noticing the sleeping Silver headed ninja surprised the boy as he thought,'He is back up for the ninja that Zabuza-Sama faced it seems...I have to dispose of him for Zabuza-Sama..'stretching his arms out,the boy almost got his hands around the Ninja Assassin's neck,but like most things...Almost...just doesn't cut it...

"I wouldn't do that."Naruto stated,eyes still closed.

"W-what do you m-mean?"

"Don't play dumb with me,I am not a ninja,I am an Assassin,and as such,I was trained to always have my senses up,and to tell a lie when I hear them. BOTH senses tell me that YOU were trying to Assassinate ME,and that you are telling a lie. Neither sits well with me."

"W-what a-re y-you going t-to do?"

" Nothing you're going to do something for me. You're going to do whatever you were doing,then go running back to Zabuza. Then you're going to tell him that,when we battle,I'm going to kill you,and then I'm going to kill him,and take his sword as my prize."

"You bastard!"

"Yeah yeah yeah,just tell The Demon,that the God of war is sending him home."

After saying that,Naruto picked himself up before walking away from the clearing.

~Tazuna's House~

"Naruto!Where have you been?You've been worrying us sic-"

"Shove it Ino,I'm not telling you Anything that you can run and tell Sasuke to use against me. Now leave me alone."

"What's got you in a bad mood?"

"Decisions...that are not any of your businesses."Naruto replied,walking to his room.

"Naruto seems tense..."Ivy thought out loud,"He must expect an attack on him..."

"Then we have to prepare!"

"No,on a team attack he'll usually relax when he and a TEAM are going to fight,but when it just involves him...he's always tense..."

"Dobe's probally scared I'll hurt him."

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?"

"YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!"

"*sigh*"

~Naruto~

A shirtless Naruto sat on his temporary bed,in a room that was really meant for storage. Looking at the mirror hung on the wall not 4 feet he didn't see himself in the mirror,he saw a beast with a deformed body,red skin,horns on his head and a trident in his hand.

"Lucifer."Naruto growled out.

"It seems you DO remember me..."

"How could I not?"

~FlashBack~

"That's enough for today Naruto."Kratos stated,walking back to the base.

"BUT I CAN STILL TRAIN."

"Then go out in the woods and do survival training like we told you!"Kratos replied in a sharp voice.

"Yes sir..."

"Good,come find the base if something...unexpected happens...*whisper*like we think it is..."

"What was that Kratos-Sama?"

"Huh?Nothing,get on with your alone training."

"SIR YES SIR!"

Kratos watched as Naruto ran off into the automn treeline.'Be careful Naruto...HE'S always watching for a way out of hell...'

~Naruto~

Naruto whistled happily as he continued through the forest,a dagger in hand in case he came across dinner. And that is exactly what he saw.A 10 point buck.

Sneaking up behind it,he lunged for it,stabbing it in the spine...right before it burst into flames and went into the ground,before forming a hole under Naruto where he fell through.

Naruto screamed as he fell into a hellish abyss."Hehe...haha...MWHAHA,so NICE of you to visit me."

"Huh?"Naruto stared up at the figure that resembled the,"Devil?"

"My name is Lucifer."

"Wh-hat -do y-ou-w-w want?"

"Simple my boy,I train you,you let me out of this Hell SO I CAN DESTROY EVERYTHING!"

"And why should I do that?"

"Because you are as much my descendant as you are those bozos."

"W-what?"

"That's right. You're more of a devil than you thought,aren't you?"

"YOU'RE LYING!"

"DO NOT TEST ME BOY!"

"I WANT TO GO HOME!"

"Too bad. Like your other ancestors,I am going to train you,and time moves differently here.5 years is only five minutes in your world,now ...get ready for your own...personal...HELL!"

~FlashBack end~

"Yes,I always DID leave a lasting impression on people."

"WHAT DO YOU WANT LUCIFER?"

"WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!YOU SAY I'M EVIL,BUT ALL OF THE MEN AND WOMEN AND CHILDREN YOU KILLED SAYS THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU!"

"SHUT UP!"Naruto screamed,his fist going through the mirror and the wall.

"NARUTO!ARE YOU OKAY!"

"I'm fine."Naruto replied in a sharp voice as he pushed by everyone,all unaware of the demonic looking mark forming on his hand.

"Naru-"

"I'm FINE Ivy.I just need fresh air."Naruto cut her off,walking out of the house,slamming the screen door off of the hinges.

~Clearing~

Naruto sat on a rock in the middle of a clearing,markings forming from his marking. They resembled that of a curse mark design,only the design was a pitch black like chains spreading across his whole body.

Picking himself up off of the rock he walked over to the sparkling pond in the middle of the clearing,looking at his reflection,only to once again see Lucifer.

"That wasn't very nice."

"YOU'RE not very nice."Naruto replied with a snarl as his bat wings sprouted from his shirtless back.

"Hmmm...it seems you have unlocked all aspects of my bloodline..."

"I'm going to ask ONE MORE time,before I come down to hell PERSONALLY,rip your DAMN horns off,AND KICK YOUR ASS TO MY LEVEL OF HELL!"

"Okay,ask."

"WHAT...DO...YOU...WANT?"

"I'm dieing Naruto,and the only person I will intrust my Trident to is you. But there's a catch."

"I should have known."Naruto growled."What is it?"

"You have to fight me,if you win,you get my scythe,powers,and expierience,but if I win-"

"-You get my body?"

"You're smart!"Lucifer replied sarcastically.

"When do we do this."

"After your mission,you're going to be transported to hell. We'll fight then."

"In your element."

"My power is seeped,we're evenly matched at this point."

"I'll see you soon ,Devil."

"We'll see how far you've come then...God Of war..."

PJ:I'M DONE!AND SLEEPY!

SP:SHUT UP!I'M SLEEPING OVER HERE!

PJ:DAMNIT!

Should Naruto beat Kisame?

Should Naruto beat Zabuza?

WILL Naruto beat Lucifer?

When will I stop writing when I'm sleepy as HELL!