Reading Twilight
Me: I own Twilight
Edward: Don't bother
Me: But…
Bella: She doesn't own Twilight
Me: Yes I do
Jasper: No you don't
Me: How do you know?
Rosalie: Because Stephanie Myers owns us
Emmet: So there
Me: Can I own any of you guys
Carlisle: NO
Me: Moody
Esme: Sorry
Me: WAAA *tears*
Alice: aw poor you, don't worry I'll take you shopping
Me: great
Intro to the party
Bella's point of view
It's Nessie's seventh Birthday everything has to better than last year so here I am at 5:30 in the morning setting up a party but never mind I'm not tired.
"Bella, where are you?" said the only voice I ever wanted to hear.
I snuck up behind him, jumped on his back, kissed his neck then whispered "I'm here" I grinned shamelessly. I could almost hear his eyes rolling.
"Yo peeps" I heard a familiar husky voice say and I laughed at the expression and in walked Jacob; I smiled at him. "When's she waking up?"
He asked quietly, I cocked my head to the side and heard a small yawn and the bed springs squeak as she got up; I also heard her whisper "Oh yeah, it's my birthday, duh, I'm smart aren't I?" she asked rhetorically.
She walked down stairs eagerly to a chorus of 'Happy Birthday'.