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Chapter 6:The New Contract,Meeting Between the bosses,Fight with Zabuza and welcome back to hell

Naruto walked throught the thick lush forest,watching everything with a calculating eye.'If Madara doesn't follow me,Sasuke tries to get my weapons,and not only that,but I have to prepare myself to fight Zabuza Momochi,Kisame Hashigaki and 'Uncle' Lucifer.'He thought as he continued on,from clearing to clearing,before he came to a cave.

'Huh...couldn't hurt to check it out...'Naruto thought,walking forward into the cave,lighting a cigerate lighter he had found on the ground. Inside he saw cave paintings,in gravings all from different time all of the way to the end of the cave. Walking to the end, he saw a drawing of,what he assumed was Hell,with Lucifer holding his trident,and what he also assumed was The God Of War.'Heh...guess our fight was destined,huh?'Naruto thought as his lips went back into a snarl,his right hand drawing back,and punching straight through the cave wall.

When he pulled his hand out,more then half of the cave wall crumbled,revealing a peda-stool,and sitting on it was a rolled up scroll.

"What the hell?"Reaching out,Naruto picked the contract up,and immediatley the cave started to crumble."SHIT!"Dashing for the cave entrance,Naruto barely made it as the final bolder fell."What the hell WAS that?That didn't even make since!"He exclaimed before looking at the scroll in his hand."What's SO important about you that somebody built a collapsing cave to protect you?"He asked himself as he unraveled the scroll.

The first words He read was The 'Demonic Angel Summoning Contract.',and a few lines with X's begining them but...no names.'Huh...This contract must be like the Mythical summoning Contract. If it fully excepts you,your blood will wash away...'Naruto sighed as he started to contemplate signing it.'...I might as well try,I mean I DO like to add weapons to my arsenal...'

Finally coming to a decision,Naruto bit his thumb before signing his name in blood on the first line. The blood shined bronze,before silver,followed by gold,and then...the blood stayed...smiling Naruto nodded to himself.'I need to summon the bosses of both of my summons to make sure they're okay with this.'Naruto thought as he flipped through a couple of hand signs before trees started burning,Lightning cackled,and then a 800 foot beast appeared,which Naruto quickly used his demonic chakra to put a genjutsu on as information on the monster entered his mind.

Name:Typhon,Typheus,Typhaon,Typhos

Features:Enormous multi-headed,winged,serpent like lower half

Source:Greek Mythology

Habitat:Greece

Position:Boss of the Mythical Summons

"Nice to see you again Typhon,but you're here on business."

"Of course I am. What do you want Naruto?"

"I just signed another contract,and I want yours,and the other bosses approval first."

"Fine,let's get this over with."

"Wait,Do you KNOW how much chakra it takes to summon you?"

"*Sigh*Then what do we do now?"

"...Want to play poker...?"

"...Okay..."

~1 Hour Later~

"-ay,I think I have enough chakra to summon the new boss-"

"THEN DO IT!I'M TIRED OF LOSING MY MONEY TO YOU!"

"Fine..."Swipping his thumb through his teeth again,he flipped through some hand signs before slamming his hand on the ground,before a being that looked like it came from hell itself,which it probally did,rose from the ground."Holy shit!"

The being was around the same height as Typhon,with redish blue skin. Horns formed from it's head that was just a de-roded yellow skull with empty sockets. It's body looked like that of a man,but it's arms had scales sticking out from 1 inch at it's wrist to 100 inches at it's shoulder. It had feathered wings with holes in them every 7 to 8 inches. It had no legs though,it just floated above the ground. When it spoke,it shook the earth like a earthquake.

"WHO DARES SUMMON ME!"

"Uh...Me,Naruto Uzumaki."

"AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SUMMON THE DEMONIC ANGELS!"

"ME!"

"Typhon?"

"That's right. The boys original summon. He has summoned us both here to make a dual summon."

"I see.."

"I do not mind,as long as Naruto survives."

"Then it would be an honor to fight alongside you Typhon-Sama."

"HAVE BOTH OF YOU FORGOT ME?"

"...Yes..."

"...Yes..."

"That's cold man..."

"Anyway...if Typhon-Sama gives his acceptance,then so do I."

" GREAT.Now you can leave,SO I CAN TRAIN!"

"He's a moody little kid,isn't he?"

"You have no idea."

"WHAT WAS THAT!"

"NOTHING!"

"NOTHING!"

Then in a simatanious 'poof' the two great summons were gone."COWARDS!"

~Later~

Naruto's eyes snapped open as he heard a blood curtling scream.'Shit,that was Tsunami and ,she's in trouble!Damn cowards!'Naruto thought as he charged out of the room,keeping to the shadows with his Assassin sword.

When he got to where the two swordsmen holding the woman captive, they didn't even sense it coming as their heads fell from their bodies,blood dripping to the ground,before the bodies fell and blood pooled around them. Tsunami again let out a scream.

"Tsunami,it's okay. You're safe. And Inari! Don't go swinging a kitchen knife around at a swordsman,you'll be dead be fore you even get to use that knife."Naruto stated picking up the dead thug's swords."Take these,and when I come back,if you swing those at me,SO HELP ME,you won't live to tell about this story." With that,he turned before dissapearing into the shadows.

~Unfinished Bridge~

"SHIT!"

"HAHAHA!YOU CAN'T BEAT ME KAKASHI!"

"He can't,but I can."

"Huh?"looking up,Zabuza saw a boy around 16,built like a highly trained athletic Anbu,shirtless,showing his Mythical creature tattoos trailing up and down his arms,and across the top of his back was the word 'Nexus' with wild spike's swinging out from it. Snapped onto his back was a circular device that covered most of his back,with swords and two scythes. He was wearing pajama pants with screaming skulls on it,and attached to those pants were four vel crow held daggers,and two held strange looking devices with Ebony inscribed on one,while the other had Ivory inscribed on it.

"Zabuza Momochi."

"Who are you?"

"I guess your apprentice didn't tell you...I'm the God Of War...and I'm here to send the baby demon,that's you,back home to HELL!"

"YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

Charging forward,Zabuza slung his sword,only for it to be met with air.A foot contacted with the back of his head,making him stumble. He replied hastily by swinging his sword backwards where it hit a body. He smirked.

Turning around he was shocked,and revulsed that the silver headed boy had replaced himself...with Haku...

"H-Haku?"

"I-I t-tr-ied to*cough*s-st-op h-him Z-Zabuza S-s-amam,b-but I couldn'-t g-get ou-t -of -the w-ay o-f yo-ur -sword."Haku replied as he fell to the ground,spitting blood out of his mouth,where it came down and landed on his cold pale face,his eyes closing.

"HAKU!HAKU WAKE U-"*Squelch*

The sound surprised him as he looked down to see the swords of Choas protruding from his chest,with a Death Knight's swords just barely inches away from cutting his stomach completely open from the inside out.

"You took your eyes off of me,Demon of The Mist."

"*cough*You...attacked me from behind*Cough*."Zabuza replied,coughing up blood.

"I'm an Assassin.I take whatever advantages my oponents give me,and last I checked...Ninja honor...is very low..."

"Wh-y?"Zabuza asked as Naruto removed his swords,Zabuza falling by Haku.

"Because While I am an Assassin and The God Of War,I'm also a devil,and it is my duty to drag you home to hell. But that won't happen,will it?"

"*Cough*You're smart kid...No,I won't*Cough*...*Wheeze*...I'll become a *cough* part of my sword,making it sentinient."

"Is there any last words,Zabuza Momochi?"Naruto questioned,placing a dagger to Zabuza's neck as tears slipped from Zabuza's eyes.

"*Cough*Take my swords...*Cough*...and please...*cough* save Haku..."

"It will be done,Zabuza."

"Hehe...see you when you wield me in battle kid."Naruto closed his eyes as he slipped the dagger completely through the neck,before sealing the head in a scroll.

"I'm sorry Zabuza."Naruto whispered to the sky as he attendened Haku's minor wounds because ,apparently Zabuza had just cut his arm at the bicep and busted his lip. Nothing major."Maybe in a better time and place we could have been friends."He stated as he watched a blue orb form out of Zabuza's body,before joining with his sword.'But in this time of war and killing...it is for the best..."Picking himself up off of the blood covered concrete,he walked through Zabuza's blood,unaware of his fellow ninja's stares,before stopping at Zabuza's sword. He lifted it up off of the unfinished bridge, before he placed it on his shoulder.

*Clap,Clap,Clap*"It seems that the 'Demon Of The Mist' was nothing more than a crying baby. Atleast now I don't have to pay him,not that I was going to anyway. Now stand aside,and let us kill the bridge builder...and while you're at it...hand over the Bitches!"

"You sniveling little pig,"Naruto snarled with narrowed eyes as they activated,"Today...the sword of that 'crying baby' will end YOU!"

~Later~

Naruto sat staring at the people in front of him as they bid the three teams goodbye. Shaking his head,Naruto started leaving,right before the door to hell opened up,and he fell in.

"Hello,Naruto."

"LUCIFER!"

PJ:I'm sleepy that's it,deal with it.