Warning: AU, foul language, OOC
Chapter Title : So amateur, Kururugi Suzaku
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Lelouch frowning when he saw sort of naked man lay inside the stereofoam. The said man laying in fetal position with legs bend in front of his flat chest. His curly brown hair made his smooth mocha tan skin looked smoother.
Didn't like with what lay before him, Lelouch snatched the paper and examine it. His eyes locked to the word female there before darted back to the male body that curling inside the package. He reached out his hands to touch the chest part as if expecting that suddenly it will grow boobs. But no, nothing happens.
Lelouch's frown grew deeper. It is clear that he didn't expect whatever it was on the box to be male. So, he snatch open the cell phone and called the customer complain.
/Brittanian Toy's Customer Service,/ said the other end of the phone with lazy tones.
"I have major complain concerning your product. I order a female humanoid persocon but I received the male ones," said Lelouch try to be polite.
/Ah… so?/ the same operator answered with her indignant bored voice.
Lelouch shocked if not angry receiving such reply. In second, his rage get the best of him, "What do you mean by that? Of course I want replacement!! I order the female type so it just fair that I got the female type with the money I spend!"
/Hm, this is strange. Did the box had mentioned the female type?/
"Yes, it did. The brochure too," Lelouch mumble.
/If the box and brochure said so, then it should be the F-type, mr. customer./
"Do you say that I said lie?"
/No, I didn't say that. Besides, isn't it has the same function? So I don't see any importance for us to replace your current persocon./
Lelouch taken aback by whoever it was on the receiving end of phone. Of course the persocon has the same basic function, they produced under the same label anyway. But that's not it!! He longed for a long time to have a cute looking female persocon so he save his money and worked hard. He needed the persocon to be female for his daughter's playmate so that she won't feeling alone when he should go for works.
And never he allowed any type of male to get near his lovely daughter because he won't admit that he afraid his beloved daughter will fall for the stupid male persocon. Besides, it's better at having someone with big boobs that will never angry if the said boobs touched.
/If you really insist of having one, why don't you buy the boobs accessories? I'm sure that the shop selling that kind of accessories./
"No!! It's Different!! Whatever you say, jerk, I WANT A REPLACEMENT!! A FEMALE TYPE INSTEAD OF MALE ONE!!" Lelouch screamed through the wireless phone.
From the other room, a girl in wheelchair peeked his head, concern about her brother, "Lelouch nii'sama, what's the matter?"
"Oh, Nunnaly, no, it's just we got the wrong delivery," Lelouch said before he frantically hide the naked part from Nunnaly's innocent eyes.
"But, isn't it a persocon?" the girl tilted his head in very cute manner while put a finger on her lips.
"Yes, it is. But I order the female instead of this," Lelouch wavering his hand to gesture the package.
"But, it has a nice mocha skin. I like it very much. Can we keep this one?"
/So, Sir, did you still insist of getting new replacement? I can't guarantee you got a replacement. If you turn the TV, you'll watch that our factory now burn to ashes./
Lelouch quickly turned the TV on and he saw that it's true the factory consumed by flame because there's a duel that involved the infamous Flame and Fullmetal Alchemist. A big scale one.
"Nii'sama," the girl looked at her brother with pleading.
Lelouch bit his lower lips, of course Nunnaly will comes first. With a hesitant, he pulled his best brightest smile, "Sure, Nunnaly. If you said so.."
"Yay!! Nii'sama!! You're the best!!" the girl hug Lelouch with affection that causing Lelouch return the gesture.
"Think that I have no choice," Lelouch muttered to himself before hung the call.
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Lelouch has ushered Nunnaly to go to bed before he took his time to make the persocon get ready. He sure the faster the better it will be. Since he knew that he will came late again tomorrow, so he decided to spend the nite preparing the humanoid computer that has been so popular lately.
With a lot of effort, Lelouch manage to pull the still sleeping persocon from the stereofoam and landed in his butt with a loud thump. He sighs in relief before let out a high pitched squeak as he recognize how he was positioned under the naked male-persocon in rather compromising position with the thing straddle his hip.
The thing not even alive yet he felt humiliated already. Lelouch wonder if it really okay to go on with the wrong-gender persocon. What if he must bear another humility caused by the tan skinned persocon?
Lelouch breathes in rage as he didn't find anything useful on the brochure. And he didn't find anything resemble manual book either. He sure that he has gone mad if not for Nunnaly's sake to keep on earth.
Crap with the manual. Be damned if I can't operate this thing myself.
So the raven haired teen struggling to search the on-switch for a good an hour now. He had pinched in usual spot, where persocon has it's switch on the back, but only find a spine bone underneath. Lelouch even tried another hideous spot such as the thing's belly button and many more, up to your imagination, that causing the teen blushing madly for the improper-ness.
Feeling so desperate, Lelouch choked the mis-treated persocon so hard that the head swaying forth and back. The shoulder shaking hard and in result causing the limping hands flailing in awkward motion. Lelouch suddenly halted when he heard a cracking sound.
Hell, I didn't break it, did I? I hope the claim cover these things, Lelouch muttered to himself as he inspecting the he has caused. There, he saw skin unplugged in the wrist and reveal a green button with letter 'on' on it. Lelouch hastily push the button.
Still in the raven haired boy's embrace, the wavy haired persocon made a breathing sounds as it's eye lids flutter to reveal the eyes that began shining like emerald. Lelouch unconsciously holding his breath as the naked-male-mistreated-persocon began alive.
The first thing, as Lelouch inspected from very close range, the persocon did was tilted his head slightly while smiling so brilliant that Lelouch unsure for a moment to return the smile or not.
[Good day. Please spell your desired username. This is what your humanoid persocon will call you, and this name will be visible to other users on your network as well. So be sure to choose accordingly.]
"Lelouc.." Lelouch was about to spell his name when his voice overwhelmed by another voice.
"MASTER!!!" the disturbing voice out was clearly from the occupant of the apartment next to them.
[Wait for a moment please… user 'MASTER' is now registered.] the green eyed computer saying with a high pitched 'master' before continue to talk gently.
"Uh? Wait!! It can't be… I mean, NO!! It was the damned neighbor!!" Lelouch grip the persocon before give another violent shake on the shoulder again.
[For now, please enter the name for your computer. Please give a specific detail about the letter.] the machine ignore Lelouch's rant.
This time Lelouch glance at everything inside the room. Literally. That was when his eyes caught sight of his favorite games. The CD has a picture of flaming bird.
"Suzaku, in kanji letter for fire and bird."
[Affirmed, Suzaku now belonged to MASTER] again, the gentle voice was disturbed by a screeching tune the persocon called Lelouch 'master', betrayed the serene look the humanoid gave him through his glassy emerald eyes.
The green eyed persocon then look at Lelouch, staring into the violet eyes. All the way, smiling as if expecting something. Well, since it was the first time Lelouch having a persocon, he thought that he need someone else's advice about persocon-matter but when he glanced to the clock, it was far past midnight.
Sighs deeply, Lelouch admitted his defeat. He will resume everything tomorrow. Besides, he needs a good rest to welcome the new day, not that he was so aesthetic about it.
Lelouch glanced again at his persocon who now has face that is more normal. By this, Lelouch refer to the wide grin and overly sweet look he gave earlier. Now that he realized, the persocon wears nothing.
Looks like I will not able sleeping sooner.
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