Title: Call Me What You Like
Summary: AU Heroes/VM crossover. After Angela fires her, Elle decides on a new way to make money. But in Neptune she meets five men who have one thing in common: They all call her Veronica.
Characters/Pairings: Elle/Jake Kane, Elle/Logan Echolls, Elle/Vinnie Van Lowe, Elle/Cliff McCormack, Elle/Sheriff Don Lamb, mentions Veronica, HRG, Keith, Thompson/Candace and a few more
Rating: R (softcore smut, nothing graphic)
Spoilers: 3x02 of Heroes, General Veronica Mars spoilers
Word Count: Disclaimer: Heroes nor Veronica Mars are owned by me, but by NBC and Rob Thomas. I'm simply borrowing these characters for non-profit entertainment.
A/N: Takes place after an AU S3 of Veronica Mars
Cliff:
It was probably the worst kept secret in Neptune that their favorite public defender liked to get up to in his free time. Lord knew Keith Mars still had memories of having to drive down to the Neptune Grand to uncuff him from a bedpost thanks to a woman he hadn't known was an escort.
Cliff McCormack however had apparently forgotten about that night altogether as he walked Elle into another room of the Neptune Grand he had reserved for the occasion. He had seen her there a few nights ago and he had seen her with Logan. More and more he had thought she was Veronica. But when he met up with her at the bar the next night she had convinced him that she wasn't Veronica at all.
It was then he felt like a dirty old man for a fraction of a second. He had been lusting after his best friend's daughter ever since she was sixteen, just like half of the other men in town, and tonight he knew it was going to be his turn to finally act out at least one of those fantasies with her.
"Just one condition," he told her when they were inside the room.
"Don't tell Daddy?" she asked, thinking back to Vinnie since this man was calling her Veronica too.
"Okay, two conditions," Cliff quickly amended. He wasn't stupid and he had never wanted to be on the receiving end of Keith's or anyone else's shotgun. "No telling Keith and no handcuffs."
Elle laughed at the latter. Granted she hadn't been doing this very long and could afford to be picky about the men she went back with, but already she'd had some strange requests in her short time as a lady of the evening and she decided that just might have been the strangest yet.
Cliff couldn't understand why that made her laugh, all he knew was if he got left there again like that there would be no way for him to explain to Keith that it had happened thanks to a hooker who looked exactly like the man's daughter.
And that was the last either of them thought about it because a moment later she had all but torn Cliff's shirt off of him (her power really was so handy when it came to pesky buttons) and was shoving him back onto the bed.
Whatever was in the water for some of these older men of Neptune, Elle highly approved. As she had discovered with Jake Kane, older they may be, but unattractive they most certainly were not and there certainly weren't any issues in any other areas either. All in all, she was enjoying her time with each and every single one. It almost made her hope this Veronica Mars might never come home.