a/n: I was busted by fra , yup the story adapted from CLAMP's "shirahime'sou". This one also from a popular work that I liked at first but getting boring as the session go on =3

Rated: T

Warning: mostly using Schneizel's point of view.

Chapter title: Unintentionally evil, Kururugi Suzaku.

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Schneizel resist the urge to palm his face. Their new appointed King was being utterly ridiculously idiotically an idiot. At first, he could understand that the reason why the previously Japanese, now an honorary Brittanian, named Kururugi Suzaku didn't acknowledge the engagement with his baby brother was because the brunette didn't know Brittanian custom. So, he told Lelouch not to take it seriously, the engagement thingy, and to think of their King as his friend rather than his fiancé.

Lelouch, very volatile by nature, more so than Cornelia once in a month, eventually overcome his pummeled dignity that the King propose and reject him without his consent in less than an hour, finally turn in better term with Suzaku'Ou has pleased Schneizel. In fact, they make it the best friend. Though along the lines, Schneizel could read the signs that somewhere in the way, Lelouch's feeling has blossom into something more than friendly. The way Suzaku respond to Lelouch were in similar way. Still, Schneizel didn't understand why Suzaku'Ou thought that they just the best buddy ever and nothing more.

Schneizel brought up the matter, politely asking Suzaku to formally propose his baby brother, only to get a stutter and horrified shriek, denial and what's not that the idiotic brunette king 'isn't gay' or 'only interested in woman' thus made his advance toward some well known ladies as if to accentuate his point. Which one of them happened to be his baby sister, Euphemia. He didn't know whether it was intentional or no, despite the facts that none of the girls showing their interest to their king in that way the result is still the same, Lelouch became sullen and hardly approachable for weeks.

The Brittanian prince knows that Suzaku is a kind hearted teen but he also knew that it was the kindness that hurt Lelouch. Suzaku has asked the raven haired prince to be his friend for live, without call off the accidental engagement. Why his baby brother didn't fight for his love was beyond him too..

Schneizel's heart broke each moment he caught tender moment shared between the guys, knowing that soon after that Lelouch's hope will fall for the n-th times. He was certain that Suzaku is the stupidest idiot he ever seen alive with such high reputation, and his baby brother in 2nd place for blindingly devoted to the 1st place idiot. The brunette may sharp when it cames to martial arts or physical matters, or other people's matters. Their sad excuse of idiot king still completely oblivious to his own feeling toward Lelouch. One flaw that even the blind Nunnally could see and his stone heart could feel. He also often question himself, why can't Suzaku?

This time, Schneizel resist the urge to bang his head at their king's insistent denial.

"We should put end to this whole idiocy," he waved his hand in general direction. Face as serious as always when he already decided to do something.

Clovis perked up his head from whatever he was doing at the moment, "What do you have in mind, dear brother?"

"I can't stand it any longer. We all have to quickly open Suzaku'Ou's eyes that no one dare to toy with my baby borther," Schneizel answer pull everyone's attention in the room, includes Lelouch and Suzaku themselves.

Eyebrow twitching, Lelouch muttered darkly, "Mind if I remind you that we're in the middle of weekly conference? Conference that supposedly discussing country's interest nonetheless."

"But it is, Lelouch," Schneizel countered with disbelieve, "People expected our King to choose his spouse, were they not?"

Suzaku flinched at Schneizel's punctuation at his title. "Hey, stop talking as if I wasn't here," his protest fall on deaf ears now that everyone more interested with Schneizel's plan. He wasn't appointed as Prime Minister for nothing.

"Lelouch, it can't be that bad. We could trust Schneizel. I don't see how bad it could be, it's for your own good after all," Euphy piped in. Lelouch growled, fully aware that Schneizel scheme always deceived and look harmful for those as unsuspectingly shallow thinker like Euphemia.

"Too bad that my feeling said otherwise."

"C'mon, big brother, let's hear what brother Schneizel saying first, please?" ask Nunnally which effectively muted the lanky prince. Sometimes he forget that Nunnally sometimes a shallow thinker despite her deep perception. Cornelia snorted amusedly how Lelouch easily lose control when in concern their youngest princess.

Schneizel cleared his throat before standing regally, and with his deep regal voice, he said, "Let's drugged and lock them up together."

Which causing an uproar mixed of delighted squeals, happy mocking laughter, and Lelouch's manly shriek…

"Your Majesty?" Schneizel addressed their king to ask for his permission.

While Suzaku… the man was shocked to his core that he seemed struggle to keep his breath let alone to talk..

"I'll take your silence as an agreement, then. Gino, took His Majesty and Prince Lelouch with you," Schneizel gives the command with complete ease.

"Wait! Wait, you *******! I HAVE MY SAYING IN THIS!" Lelouch screaming and trashing but he didn't stand a chance against the guard under Gino's command. His flail soon was a fade background of the room filled of mixed reaction which mostly laughing at Lelouch's predicament.

"Please excuse me, there are things that I want to make sure, that Suzaku'Ou and Prince Lelouch received the best care for their as well as this country's benefit," the blond prince following after the supposedly royal couple.

"Ah," Euphemia sighed dreamily, "I can't wait to see the result between the two."

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~ vallucast