So this is chapter 3! iCarly is still NOT mine.

(Carly's POV)

"We can't tell her! I said. "She'd kill us!"

"Well, I know that." Freddie said sighing loudly, "But we have to."

"But we can't!" I yelled over and over

"Well we are simply going to have to ease her into it. Something like 'Hey Sam, so how are you. Hope you are having a nice day, umm... me and Carly have something to tell you. And then we tell her."

"Damn it Freddie, we can't do it!" I said loudly, loud enough for Spencer to hear it.

"Did I just her my little sister say damn?" Spencer asked.

"Noo...I said yam?" I replied awkwardly.

"We cannot tell Sam, she would decapitate our young bodies, they would be found in a ditch somewhere with a note from Sam reading 'Carly and Freddie danced, so I had to kill those bitches.' That is what she would do!"

"Well we have to.-"

"Carly! Freddie! Why the HELL were you two dancing in the Groovy Smoothie?" Sam burst in.

Freddie leaned over and whispered "I think she knows..." All I could do was nod in shock...