So this is chapter 3! iCarly is still NOT mine.
(Carly's POV)
"We can't tell her! I said. "She'd kill us!"
"Well, I know that." Freddie said sighing loudly, "But we have to."
"But we can't!" I yelled over and over
"Well we are simply going to have to ease her into it. Something like 'Hey Sam, so how are you. Hope you are having a nice day, umm... me and Carly have something to tell you. And then we tell her."
"Damn it Freddie, we can't do it!" I said loudly, loud enough for Spencer to hear it.
"Did I just her my little sister say damn?" Spencer asked.
"Noo...I said yam?" I replied awkwardly.
"We cannot tell Sam, she would decapitate our young bodies, they would be found in a ditch somewhere with a note from Sam reading 'Carly and Freddie danced, so I had to kill those bitches.' That is what she would do!"
"Well we have to.-"
"Carly! Freddie! Why the HELL were you two dancing in the Groovy Smoothie?" Sam burst in.
Freddie leaned over and whispered "I think she knows..." All I could do was nod in shock...
