The Cullens introduce: what to do on a boring day
A.N- I do not own twilight or any of its characters. Stephenie Meyer does.
By: Crazy-dreamz:)
Jasper POV:
"Ok, I'm going to get the phone now and you have to call Eric." Said Bella.
As she left everyone was staring at me and snickering. I might just die….if that was even possible. Ok, ok, ok….distract myself….I am a vampire, I should be fearless! Come on Jasper, it's alright- people on T.V do this all the time, I shouldn't care-
"Here you go.' Bella handed me the phone and a piece of paper. It read:
Time: 7:00
Place: Alfredo's own Restaurant
"The booking was placed under Hale, got it?" said Edward with a smirk.
"I. Hate. You." I framed each word with a full stop for the angry-jasper effect.
I punched in Eric's number and took a deep breath.
"Hello?" oh crap…I thought he would be sleeping.
"Hi this Jasper Hale." I said in a defeated tone.
"Oh...hi jasper, what's up?" he sounded wary and excited at the same time.
"Oh….you know…" I will admit I was stalling. Then it was confirmed by the other's when Emmett held up a sign that said in capitals:
STOP STALLING.
"Um…..No, I actually don't really know…." Jeez, point to Eric for making this less awkward.
"I was wondering…if you would like to come on a date with me." Please be straight, please like Bella, please be straight….
"SHUT UP JASPER!" Edward yelled madly. Yep I got the prude annoyed.
"IM NOT A PRUDE!" he shouted back angrily. He then kissed Bella with as much passion as he could muster in a time when he is ticked off…..it wasn't much.
"Did he answer…or doesn't he want to go out with you jasper?" Rosalie asked in an innocent tone. I ignored the sugar-topped insult because I don't think I actually got any answer from him.
"Hello?" I warily spoke up.
No answer.
"Hello? Eric are you there?" did he just…..faint?
"OF COURSE I'LL COME WITH YOU….I KNEW YOU ALWAYS WANTED ME FROM THE FIRST TIME WE WERE IN GYM CLASS TOGETHER!" ……oh god.
"Umm….ok I'll pick you up around seven." I said in the most up-beat tone I could manage.
I then put the phone down and took a deep breath before it started. 3…2…1…
"HAHAHA- Are you going to get him roses for your confessed love to him? - HAHAHA" Bella giggled.
"Yeah and you can't forget heart shaped chocolates!!!" sniggered Rosalie.
"I suggest you feed him the chocolate." Edward said with a chuckle
"HAHAHAHA- JASPER IS GOING TO MAKEOUT WITH A GUY!!! HAHAHAHAHA- I ONCE DREAMED THAT!" Emmett bellowed and gasped for the air he did not need.
"Emmett, you can't dream…or even sleep for that matter." Stated the logical Edward.
"DON'T RUIN MY NON-EXISTANT DREAMS! I HAVE FEELINGS AS WELL!" we all gave him a blank look.
"Anyway, instead of arguing about the dreams we cannot dream, let's get into the car and do this thing." I said
"Wow! Someone is eager. Alice, I think you have some competition…" retorted Rosalie. Mr. Jasper is angry now….
"I AM NOT EAGER! I WANT TO GET THIS CHILDISH, IDIOTIC DARE OUT OF THE WAY AND SEE THE PERSON I DARE GO THROUGH ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT OR EVEN POSSIBLY PAIN, and Alice, honey, there is no and never will be any competition because I love you so much.
"Awwww, I love you as well Jazzy but stop being bi-polar and get into the car." Then she pecked me on the cheek.
I sighed and made my way to the car.
EMMETT POV:
"Did you put the camera in Jazz-man's car?" I asked Edward. He nodded.
We were all in my jeep watching jasper ring the doorbell of Eric's house. The door opened and out came Eric wearing a huge smile.
"Hi jazz!" jasper visibly flinched at his nickname.
"Hi….ah…Eric." he looks like he is in pain….hahaha
"I am just soo excited that you have finally asked me out….and to thank you I just want to give you this…."
We all braced ourselves in the car and Jasper looked like he wanted to cry. Eric leaned forward and planted a big, sloppy, boyish kiss on his cheek. Jasper looked he was going to run under a rock and dunk his head in pine-O-clean several times.
"Thank…..you…..so……much……" jasper said through his teeth.
That made all of us break into laughter. Bella smiled evilly.
Jasper then roughly grabbed Eric's hand and lead him to the front seat.
As he got into his car we turned on the T.V and watched what was happening through the camera we put in there. Eric got frustrated that they were not talking so he asked:
"Why did you get with Alice anyway? I know, deep down inside of your heart you have always loved Me." we all laughed at Jasper's distressed facial expression.
"It's alright jasper….your allowed to love Me." he said breathlessly, and then he even trailed his hand against Jasper's leg. Was he trying to be seductive? I even find that repulsive. Jasper was gagging.
"Ohh….Jasper, honey, are you alright?" Eric tried to feel jasper's forehead but jasper moved out of the way.
"No, no- it's fine…just a…um…hairball." He quickly interjected.
"Did he just say….HAHAHAHAHAHA........Maybe that's why Alice's hair is so short!?" I am having the time of my never ending life
"Emmett, that's not even funny, apologize to me now." Said a hurt Alice.
"Ohhhhhhhh….but it's so funny!" I begged
"Say it or lose it" she said as she held up my beloved Gameboy….she wouldn't
"You wouldn't." I said evenly
"Oh, yes I would" she said flatly as she held it outside her window
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Come on Al, let's not crazy here." I laughed in my mind at my disguised joke and Edward rolled his eyes.
"Thank you." She simply said.
By then we had already arrived at the restaurant and Jasper and Eric were seated. The waiter came and by the unbelievably funny consequence, he was gay as well. Eric ordered a small vegetarian pizza while Jasper ordered a salad.
"Jazzy-bum, why are you getting a salad? You don't need to lose weight! I do, but you don't!" Inquired Eric.
"I'm not that hungry tonight." He looked a bit queasy….hahaha- suffer!!!
"Oh, ok"
After about fifteen minutes of awkward silence the food came and Jasper looked at it in anguish. This is gonna get good….
"Hey jazz, can I try some of yours? You can try some of mine if you like…" jasper looked like he had won the Nobel Prize.
Damn that hungry adolescent.
"Of course you can cupcake! In fact- have it all!" jasper all but shouted.
Eric looked surprised at his sudden out-burst but gladly ate the disgusting food. He asked question about jasper's favourite things but he only got one syllable answers.
"Did he pass the 'you have to eat the food' rule?" I asked Bella
"Well…he did look like he was going to eat it….so yeah." Bella said as she concentrated on the mini T.V.
Damn once again.
Jasper POV:
I will kill Bella for this, and I will kill Edward- well, re-kill him technically- for not dazzling her when I needed it! I mean, he even trailed his hand up my….leg. Gulp. Ok, so, I have 24 minutes left until I can go home…think Jasper, think. If I was a human right now I would go to the toilet to escape this torture, hang on…he thinks I'm human. But then I will fail the dare and have to go on another date, wait, I have done everything on the list, well except the food but he wanted it so it's classified as finished. All I have to do is Kiss him goodnight. I will say I feel sick and need to go to the hospital, ok, good.
"So I was like, wh-" "Hey, I'm actually feeling a bit sick…I'm just going to the bathroom, ok?" I asked innocently. Ok all I need to do is just kiss him.
"Oh, ok." He said. Ok, pretend he is my beautiful Alice. I took a look at his face.
He does not look like Alice.
Well, if I kiss him, I can go. Here goes nothing….I lean over and kiss his oily, acne-filled cheek.
"Oh, jazzy!" he giggles loudly. Eww.
I turn around and bolt for the Male toilets. As soon as I get there, I grab the disinfectant that I put in my pocket before and rub it all over my face. I leave it on my face to dry and hopefully it will disinfect more when it's dry. I see a window in my peripheral vision and decide to squeeze myself through it. I all but shatter the glass through my need of getting out. One more leg on the ground and….HALLELUJAH! I'M FREE! I fall on my knees and kiss the ground. I rip the secret video recording badge out of my top and scream:
"I AM DONE! I HAVE FINISHED! GOD LOVES ME BECAUSE I GOT OUT ALIVE!!"
I realize that people are staring and so I put it down and bolt to my car. I drive home and ponder what sort of disinfectant I should use in the car.
? Nahh too orangey…..Die-Germ? A bit strong….ohhhh, I have it! 'Strawberry-Power!'……..perfect balance of germ-killing chemicals and sweet strawberry fragrance. I can finally relax.
I get home and find everyone on the couch waiting in both fear and anticipation for the next dare.
"No comments on my dare or you will be chosen by angry Jasper….." I calmly say.
Silence.
"Good, now, Rosalie, Truth or dare?" I ask