The Cullens introduce: what to do on a boring day

A.N- I do not own twilight or any of its characters. Stephenie Meyer does.

By: Crazy-dreamz:)

Rosalie's POV:

Damn him. Damn him to where all bad clothes go and die. I have no choice but to choose…

"Dare." My hair is soo going to get wrecked.

"Ok my pretend twin…I dare you to take a bath." Jasper says innocently. I have a really bad feeling about this….

"Will this evolve nudity, drooling teens or public humiliation?" I say through my teeth.

"Absolutely none." He shakes his head. I still can't trust him…

"Edward, is he lying?" he shakes his head but I can almost feel the humour radiating off of him. By then Alice smiles wickedly.

"Come on! Let's get ready. Rose, go get ready." She says excitedly.

If anyone ends up in jail today, it's their fault

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM five minutes later

I put on my red billabong bikinis and walk down the corridor, but as soon as I stepped out of my room I smelt a disgusting odour, almost like human food…but not human food. Oh-oh. I step into the room to find them all sitting in various places in the large bathroom. Edward is holding Bella in his lap on the ground, Alice is sitting on the countertop of the sink and Emmett and Jasper are surrounding the bath-tub. The putrid smell is worse. I see cans on the floor that reminds me of Dog food cans, they better not have done what I think they have done…

"Ok Rosalie, you must do this dare no matter what." Jasper declared and then moved out of the way to reveal a bath tub full of…..DOG FOOD!!!!

"NO FREAKIN WAY! I REFUSE TO SIT IN A BATH FULL OF FREAKIN DOG FOOD!" I screech.

"You have to Rosie baby, it's the dare." Emmett stupidly points out. I lunge for him, he looks sincerely petrified.

"DOES TAKING AWAY A WOMAN'S VIRTUE SOUND LIKE A NORMAL DARE? DOES IT?" I roar while shaking his shoulders. He pries away my fingertips that are digging into him and soothingly says;

"It's not taking away your virtue; it's just sitting in a bath full of dog-food."

"I will do this most low-grade dare, but I warn that you will all be begging for mercy when I finish with you." I say tranquilly. Everyone laughs but Emmett looks like I just killed a puppy.

I cautiously get into the beef-and-vegetable dog-food filled bath and feel the slimy goo all over me.

"THIS IS BLOODY DISGUISTING!" I menancily yell.

"Now you have to stay in there for five minutes or you can dunk your head in and finish the dare, you choose." Jasper says cheerfully.

"I'M GOING TO CASTRATE YOU WITH A SPOON!" I screech. He just smiles stupidly while everyone else topples with laughter.

"Go on Rosalie, the clocks ticking…."

"Watch your back Jasper." I say menancily

I take a deep breath and lower my head, the dog food is all gooey and slimy but once I dunk my head in the goo, I'm done. I take another deep breath and dunk my head.

Oh my God…..

I quickly get out of the tub and snatch the towel from Alice's hands. They are going to pay….

"Emmett, I need a hug…" I say sadly

"Rosie baby, you stink, have a shower first." He says weakly.

"No, I want a hug!" I say with a wicked grin. I pull him near the bath and push him in.

SPLASH!

Everyone is covered with a layer of slimy, glistering goo. Suckers…

"EAT MY DUST!" I yell before bolting to my shower. I hear a round of squeals and shouts.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL??? ARRRGGHH!! YOU'RE AN UNGRACEFULL LOSER, ROSALIE!" now I'm not the only one that smells like a dog. Hahaha….suckers. I need to plan who I'm going to dare…..well, actually, I'm choosing Alice and by the time I'm done with her, she will be begging on her knees. I really need evil cue music now….