The Cullens introduce: what to do on a boring day
A.N- I do not own twilight or any of its characters. Stephenie Meyer does.
By: Crazy-dreamz:)
Alice POV:
As soon as I put on my post-dog-food outfit, I go and sit down in the lounge room. That dare was really funny, but I know whoever Rosalie chooses will die with something as unpleasant as gastro. Rosalie keeps on switching her decisions…that can't be good. I spend the next five minutes playing a memory game in my head with clothes instead of cards to distract myself when everyone starts filing into the lounge-room. They all take a seat and Rosalie starts.
"Ok, so it's my turn." She nods to herself "Alice, Truth or dare?"
Knew it.
"Dare. I am so totally game." But as soon as I say that one little word, I have vision.
I am standing in the middle of the shopping center, dressed up as a tube of toothpaste and seem to be yelling at the top of my lungs…..crap.
"Actually, I choose truth, nothings better than truth, is there?" I try to get an answer from Jasper.
"Is there?" I say once more. Jasper looks scared….
"Uh-uh-uh- no changing my little darling sister, you choose dare and you will do the dare!" Rosalie said sweetly. Plan B. Pixie domination.
"But Rosalie…I-I thought you loved me…" I trailed off in a small voice.
"Alice, you must dress up as a tube of toothpaste, go into the Food-court, Do anything to annoy and make people not buy anything from the junk food stores and throw tubes of toothpaste while doing all of this."
She seemed unaffected with my cute voice! By now everyone else was laughing. I have to bring out the big guns now….
"What happened to all of the times I gave you m-makeovers? Or when I bought you Gucci bags? GUCCI BAGS?" I said with a trembling lip and wide puppy dog eyes…
"Stop looking constipated Alice, and put on the toothpaste costume." She said in a flat voice.
HOW DARE SHE?? SHE SHOULD BE CRUMBLING LIKE A COOKIE BY NOW…
"You're a selfish wanabe Posh spice!" I said before getting up and walking up the stairs. I got the satisfaction of seeing her eyes blaze. Hehehe
Bella POV:
I can't believe the dares so far, Jasper going on a date with Eric, Rosalie having a bath in Dog-food and now this! I am kinda worrying about my dare…and I say dare because I don't really want to be the first one to pick truth…
It took Alice five minutes before she came down the stairs with a satisfied Rosalie in front of her. As soon as everyone could see her, there were roars of laughter. I felt bad…but it was really a sight.
Alice was dressed up as a realistic looking toothpaste tube, called 'Minty-Breath' and a label saying 'cool mint with a zest of fruit-o-luscious flavor. She was carrying a basket full of mini toothpastes....this was going to be hilarious…..
"What other flavous do you come in Alice? Midget delight? Pixie revolution? Hypo cherry?" Emmett was holding his sides while he insulted a very angry Alice….
"Actually Emmett," she snapped "I also come in a flavor called 'Alice-is-angry' and the little picture is of me putting pins in your eyes." That made everyone cry out with more laughter.
"Ok, so you know what to do?" Alice sighed then nodded
"I have to go into the food-court, corrupt all junk-food business, make everyone turn vegetarian and make them use my toothpaste brand." She said in one breath. We all nodded but Emmett stared blankly at her.
She let out a frustrated sigh. "I. Need. To. Act. Stupid. Have I dumified it enough for you?" she said with a roll of her topaz eyes.
"Ohhhhhh…..hahaha, I get it now!" Emmett looked over thrilled.
"Come on my darling little angry Alice, let's go turn people vegetarian." Jasper said soothingly. Miraculously, she stood up and angrily walked towards the car.
"Do we actually have to stay with her while she corrupts the junk-food chain stores?" I ask Edward a bit nervously…
"Bella, love, don't worry." Then he chuckled "No-one, will be staring at us because we will be going undercover as normal people eating in the normal crowd." Then he kissed my cheek.
"Oh thank goodness, but still, poor Alice…" I said thankfully. Edward just chuckled once more.
WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW at the Mall
We walk five meters behind Alice as we head for the food-court. People, surprisingly, are not paying her much attention. Alice looked both relieved and a bit insulted. As we pass lingerie store Emmett looks like he's deep in thought….which is very unusual. For Emmett.
"Why do girl's get shops made especially for them and guys don't? He questions sounding almost outraged.
"Oh God, Emmett." Edward mutters
"Well do you have boobs Emmett?" Rosalie snaps
"Uh-no, but-"he gets cut off by Rosalie saying;
"Well, you don't need a bra which indicates you're in no need of a lingerie store." She finishes flatly.
"Well, what about other stores?" he persists... Edward rolls his eyes. This might get ugly…
"Ok Emmett, what is something you need that a female doesn't, and you can't say anything that is bought at the chemist." She hisses
"Well…umm…." He stalls
"Just as I thought. Now this is the end of this conversation. Full stop." Rosalie snaps. Emmett looks defeated. We pass a Pet shop when Emmett suddenly exclaims:
"OH MY GOD!!! A PET SHOP! CAN WE GO IN? CAN WE GO IN? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, WITH AN EMMETT ON TOP?" he yells and jumps up and down like a six-year-old.
"EMMETT!" Rose snaps. "Stop acting like a seven-year-old and act like the 100 year old vampire you are!" she whispers angrily
"SO ARE WE GOING IN?" he loudly asks
"No Emmet, we are not going in and we are not buying a puppy called Chow." Edwards explains with a shake of his head.
"Wh-wh-what? What do you mean?" he looks like a lost puppy.
"NO. DOG." Rosalie confirms. "You have that filthy Jacob/Dog for that." She adds.
"NEVER!!!" Emmett yells over his shoulder as he bolts for the pet shop. As he broke free from Rosalie's grasp, His t-shirt ripped off so he looks like a person admitted to a crazy ward.
"HAHAHAHA, I'M GONNA GET MY PUPPY-YUPPY AND THEN I'M GONNA KISS HIM AND MAKE ALICE DRESS HIM UP AS A BUMBLE BEE AND…." His voice trails off as he runs into the store
"EMMETT CULLEN, IF YOU DO NOT COME HERE…." Rosalie's voice also trails off as she runs after him.
"Man, he has to get a hold of himself. Rosalie is killing me with her anger…" Jasper's statement makes me laugh until it hurts. Edward just rolls his eyes and says;
"And I have to live with that for the rest of my very long-"
He receives a look from me.
"-but happy life of mine." he tentatively corrects himself. I smile and he lets out a breath.
"Come on people; let's go see my wife make a fool of herself." Jasper then sighs.
We finally see the food-court and we take a seat. We wait until Rosalie and Emmett come. As soon as they do, Rosalie looks annoyed and Emmett looks broken.
"I got a stupid top instead of a puppy." He states. I then notice he got a new top.
"Now repeat what I said before, Emmett." Rosalie requests.
"I, Emmett Cullen, Promise not to run away from the family again. I promise not to give Alice a heart attack because I break my clothes and I promise to act like the adult that I am." He recites sadly.
"And if you do anything bad you will?"
"I will get all my toys taken off of me. My Gameboy, My Wii, my fur-real kitten, my Elmo chair, my Tamagotchi, My Nintendo DS and all my games. I will also be forced to stay with Signor. Edwardo for a week and listen to his bad music." Emmett recites once again.
"Good boy." Rosalie says as she pats his head
"You have an Elmo chair?" jasper asks while laughing
Emmett stares at him blankly "of course I do, don't you?" he looks genuinely surprised. Jasper sighs.
"First of all, don't call me Signor Edwardo or Edwardo and secondly- I don't have bad music! It's better than your Spice girl and Hannah Montana music!" Edward says bitingly.
"My music is cool, ok?" Emmett retorts
"No it isn't. It's annoying and generic." Edward snaps
"Jeez, people. Alice is waiting for us to give her the signal to start." Jasper reminds us.
"We all huddle around the microphone and give Alice the signal.
Alice POV:
They give me the signal to start. Here goes nothing…
I walk to where McDonalds is and push to the front of the orders. I hear a round of 'watch its' and 'heys' and 'what the?' I ignore them as I move to the front. I climb up on the counter and scream;
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MY FRIENDS?"
"We are buying food!" someone yells out.
"WELL THINK WHAT YOU'RE REALLY BUYING! WHAT ABOUT THE POOR, POOR FURRY ANIMALS THAT HAVE BEEN CHOPPED IN HALF FOR YOUR STOMACHS!" I try to put sadness in my voice.
"CHCIKEN'S DON'T HAVE FUR" someone else yells out.
I start walking along the counter and grab out my handy microphone. Most of the food-court is looking my way by now.
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKED TO BE FED HORMONES FOR A FEW MONTHS, THEN BEING KILLED AND THEN BEING FRIED AND SEASONED WITH CHILLI SAUCE? HA? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT?"
I jump off the counter and run on a table full of teens.
"YOU THERE." I point to a girl with blonde hair.
"WHAT ARE YOU EATING?" I ask
"Um….a burger and fries?" she says uncertainly
"DID YOU JUST QUESTION WHAT YOU WERE EATING?" I don't give her a chance to respond
"PEOPLE ALL OVER THE FOOD-COURT, I BEG YOU TO NOT EAT FAST-FOOD! I BEG YOU TO THINK OF THE CHICKENS! I BEG YOU TO THINK OF THE SWEET, INNOCENT COWS THAT ARE KILLED FOR YOUR SICKENING BURGERS! AND I ALSO ASK YOU TO THINK OF THE HARMLESS, TINY POTATOES THAT ARE BRUTALLY MASHED UP FOR THE COLESTORAL-FULL CHIPS YOU EAT."
Some people throw their food in the bins while others are waiting for me to finish.
"PEOPLE, LET US UNITE! THROW OUT YOUR FOOD AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH MINTY-BREATH!"
"GO TOOTH-BRUSH LADY!" the crowd shouts
People are now out of control, the angry mob is barging into the fast-food stores and the others are cheering. I sprinkle the mini tooth-pastes to all the little kids and bolt to the Jeep where the group is waiting. All I can say is……I ROCK!!
As I take a seat they group looks at me with wide eyes.
"I can't believe people actually listened to you…." Edward whispers.
I smirk and say "Well, I do look good as a tube of tooth-paste." Everyone cracks up. Now I just have to think of whom to dare….Oh-no, Edward can hear me! Cover my thoughts, cover my thought….I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick….
Edward sighs and turns his attention to Bella. Hahaha……the next person is personally going to get it.
a.n- What did you think? If anyone has a truth or dare for a character and would like to share it, you're more than welcome.
Song belongs to Katy Perry.