The Cullens introduce: what to do on a boring day
A.N- I do not own twilight or any of its characters. Stephenie Meyer does.
By: Crazy-dreamz:)
Bella POV:
We all arrive home and sit in the lounge-room once again to wait for Alice to get dressed into something normal. Edward is playing with a lock of my hair to distract himself of Alice's mind-singing. I'm really jittery, I could be next…
Alice walks down the stairs and stands in front of everyone. She has an evil glint in her eyes that make me want to shudder.
"ok everyone, so far we have had a date, a public display of humiliation and some dog-food….Now it's my turn." She has a poker face on now.
"BELLA." She abruptly yells. Gulp.
"y-yes?" I say, my voice oozing with fear,
"truth or dare?" she says wickedly
Ok, think Bella. Truth can be embarrassing….with most likely future innuendoes, while dare can be dangerous…..
I choose dare.
"dare." I say fearfully
She cackles wildly…what have I done…..
"alright Bella, I'll be right back!" she dashes to the kitchen.
"oh god….what have I done Edward?" I whisper
"you have unleashed the child of evil…." He says sadly
"maybe she will make you walk in stilts for the rest of the night!!" Emmett looked excited and hopeful.
"WHAT? No, she will trip and break her neck you idiot!" Edward looked mad
"but it will be fuuuunnny….." Emmett then trailed off because of a look Edward gave him. It then was followed by silence. Which didn't last very long.
"Do you think that snails ever get lonely?" Emmett asked with sympathy.
We all gave him a blank look.
"Why would snails get lonely, Emmett?" Jasper replied
"Because they are alone in their shells….and they have no company it there…" He trailed off when Rosalie shot him an annoyed glare.
"Emmett, I sincerely believe that you don't know that no-one cares so I'm going to confirm it for you. NO ONE CARES!" She yelled across the couch.
"fine. Be selfish." He retorted with a roll of his eyes.
"I'm not being selfish, I want to finish this day's last dare so Bella could sleep and I could disinfect my hair." She said angrily.
"OK! READY GUYS!" Alice had just arrived carrying a bag of something.
"Now Bella, grab one thing out of the bag and eat it." She said happily. Oh-no.
I stuck my hand in there and pulled out the object. I then looked at it blankly.
Sour worms? What could they d…..Oh-No.
"Alice, she is not eating anything with high amounts of sugar. At all. She could hurt herself." Edward said firmly.
"A dare is a dare, Edward. At least she doesn't smell like freaken dog-food still!" Rosalie looked murderous.
"Edward, a dare is a dare. I have to do it…just please don't make me do anything stupid. Ok?"
"you are not eating anything with high amounts of sugar and that's final." He tried to say angrily.
Before he got the chance to say anything else, I ripped the bag, and poured the contents into my mouth. Wow, I haven't had these in so long. There's even pineapple flavor now.
"Give me more!" I said hungrily.
"Looks like plan hypo Bella is in place!" Emmett said with an excited smile.
"No. More." Edward said. I'm soo not having that.
"Yes. MORE!" Then Alice handed me the bag and I devoured through three packets of gummy bears in a matter of seconds.
That must be a world record!!!!
"WOWTHERESAPPLE/RASPBERRYFLAVOURNOW!!!" I said excitedly.
Edward turned to Alice and exasperatingly said; "what have you done?"
Jasper POV:
Alice then got Bella a drink because she said she was thirsty. When she came back, she handed the glass to Bella. Bella took a sip and then did something none of us were expecting.
She got the glass of cold water and poured it over Edwards head.
Everyone stared at her in shock. Edward looked at her in horror.
"Never say that again, Eddie." She said crossly
"say what?" Edward looked hurt and confused.
"say that I don't have vampire powers." Edward blinked and we all cracked up.
"First: I never said that. Second: you don't have super powers. Third: don't call me Eddie please." He then did puppy-dog eyes.
"Edward, your puppy dog eyes ARE NOT WORKING! HAHAHAHA!"
Edward looked taken aback. Hahaha….sucker
"I heard that, and she isn't really in a state of proper mind, Jasper." Edward retorted.
"I DO have super powers and I'll prove it to you by running at vampire speed!" Bella declared. This would be interesting.
"BUT FIRST I NEED MY HANDY SOUR GUMMY PEOPLE FIRST!" she seemed like she didn't notice the loudness of her voice. She snatched a packet of gummy people from the box and devoured it in the matter of seconds.
"TO THE NEVER-ENDING INFINITY, AND BEYOND!" she screamed
She started to run around the lounge room in a super-hero pose. This can't end well, but everyone seemed to ignore that logical thought. Edward was feeling a strong sense of fear.
"BELLA, LOVE COME BACK! I'LL GIVE YOU COOKIES IF YOU JUST…." His voice faded away as he carefully ran after Bella.
"COOKIES ARE EVIL!! NEVER!" she shouted over her shoulder.
We all then followed after them into the kitchen. We saw Edward trying to corner Bella while she was holding a bottle of fizzy-drink. I don't get how humans can like that disgusting stuff….
"Bella darling, please put the bottle down and then I'll give you whatever you want…." Edward soothingly said.
She wasn't having that.
"FINE. YOU CAN HAVE THE STUPID BOTTLE!" she yelled. She then unexpectedly threw it at his Edward's head, but as he ducked, it hit the sink and broke off the tap. Water was spraying EVERYWHERE!
"HAHAHAHA……EDDIE JUST GOT BURNT!" Emmett yelled in glee while pointing at the flabbergasted Edward.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Bella cackled wickedly as she ran away. Again.
"I'm going to kill you Alice." Edward seethed
"I love you too!" Alice said happily
"Bella, please come back…." Edward shouted
"I really like hypo Bella." Rosalie stated
"Esme is going to kill us…." I muttered. Everyone seemed to realize that the kitchen was starting to flood….
"Super-Emmett, to the rescue!!!" Emmett then pounced on the tap, bent and twisted something, and amazingly- It stopped.
"I ROCK!" he yelled triumphantly
"…and I believe that the super-hero deserves a kiss from somebody…" he trailed off while staring pointedly at Rosalie.
"In your dreams." She said flatly. Emmett looked really disappointed.
"you will eventually wish that you had never said that." He stated
"I don't think so."
"Come-on guys! We'll mop up while we wait for Bella to calm down." Alice said cheerfully.
This truth or dare is turning into a funny activity; I wonder what will happen next…