The Cullens introduce: what to do on a boring day

A.N- I do not own twilight or any of its characters. Stephenie Meyer does.

By: Crazy-dreamz:)

Edward POV:

Note to self; never ever make Bella swallow anything sugar or caffeine related. Never.

Once Bella threw the bottle fizzy drink at my head, she ran up the stairs and up to my room. I actually thought it would help me somehow as she couldn't die or hurt herself up there but I never expected some of the things she did.

-Flashback:

I found Bella jumping on my couch singing-if you could call it that-a made-up song.

"I SEE A CAT THAT'S FLAT ON YOUR MAT! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I SEE A CAT! DON'T PAT IT AS its FLAT! NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T PAT IT'S FLAT!" she screeched.

"Bella, darling, can you please stop jumping on my couch, you might harm yourself." I tried to say gently.

"YOU KNOW WHAT?" she asked in an angry voice. What do I say????

"Umm, no Bella, but can you please get down now?"

"STOP TALKING! I DIDN'T ASK YOU ANYTHING." She yelled. I truly believe she is delusional.

"GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE TOLIET, IT MIGHT MAKE YOU LESS BOSSY!" she shouted.

This sugar intake is going to take forever to wear down. What do I do, what do I-wait…..did she just tell me to stick my head in the toilet bowl??? WHAT?

"Bella if you don't get down now I am going to take away everything in this house which has even a tiny bit of sugar in it. In fact I will take away any sugar product that you have in your house!" I said angrily, and I have the right to as she is going to kill herself.

"NEVER!" she yelled as she raced to my…..CD rack. As much as I love her……she wouldn't.

"Bella put down the CDs and come take my hand." I said cautiously.

Bella POV:

"Edward you can't tell me what to do. If you want to gain my forgiveness and save your precious CDs, you will dunk your head in the toilet bowl. Now." I said matter of factly.

"No! I will not dunk my head in the toilet." He declared.

"DON'T, TEST ME!" I said through my teeth.

I have never been angry at Edward and never will be…..but it's really entertaining to watch. Say what you like….I have the excuse of being 'hypo'.

"Bella, this is utterly absurd. I will not drink toilet water."

"I never said anything about drinking toilet water Edward, but now that you nominated yourself to do it, you will do it." I declared.

By now everyone was crowding in the threshold and looking at me with wide eyes.

"Edward, you will do it and you will drink the toilet water and you will sing Mary had a little Lamb when you have finished." I told him in a tranquil voice.

"This dare is utterly absurd, Bella. Don't you love me?" He said in a sad voice.

"These are the times that I realize that you cannot do puppy dog eyes, Edward. Maybe you need to take those community lessons for it." I said in an innocent tone.

"Jeez, Ediekinz. How many times have you been burnt by just Bella tonight?" Emmett bellowed.

"I believe it was four times so far, Emmett. Maybe five? I don't know…" I trailed off in an innocent tone.

"Alice, next time Bella comes over we need to buy stuff with lots of sugar." Emmett said in a serious voice.

Edward looked abashed….I am starting to feel sorry for him…..

"Don't you even think that missy!" Jasper shouted. I suddenly looked at Edward and a cackle drew from my lips.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA" I evilly cackled.

"Bella, love, don't make me do this…." Edward tried to make me melt with an intense stare…..

"Hey Edward," I asked

"Yes, love?" he looked over hopeful

"Have you ever heard of the fish and the rubbish bin?" I asked in an innocent tone.

Everybody gave me a blank stare.

"ahhh….no." Edward said in a confused voice.

"well then, let's get on with the head-dunking-in-the-toilet." I said seriously.

He turned to Alice and said:

"what did you put into that candy? Cough medicine? he said in a hopeless tone.

"no, just sugar." Alice replied.

Edward sighed and I snickered.

Wow…..I RULE!

A.n- really quick chapter