The Cullens introduce: what to do on a boring day

A.N- I do not own twilight or any of its characters. Stephenie Meyer does.

By: Crazy-dreamz:)

Bella POV:

We were told to report to the lounge room in ten minutes. I had nothing to do so I sat next to Alice on the couch; she was watching some fashion runway show.

"Wait, Alice? Hasn't everyone already done a dare for the day?" I asked

"Everybody but Edward and Emmett." She said without taking her eyes off the screen.

I grinned. "Oh yeah….but I have no idea what I should make them do…" I trailed off.

"That's why you have me, duhh." She said with an obvious expression.

"Any ideas then?" I asked

She smiled. "Just a few."

"We can make them dye their blue, make them enter a talent show with Jessica, make one of them go out on a date with the administrator lady, pretend to be gay for a whole day, drive their cars over a cliff-" Alice said very, very, very quickly.

"Alice...wow, but, um…..I think I have a better plan." I said with an evil smirk.

Alice's eyes glazed over and I knew she was having a vision. She then blinked, rolled her eyes and sighed.

"You dare is really lame…but I think we can have some fun with it." She said.

She dashed upstairs and back in the matter of seconds and was holding a Nintendo DS in her hands. It was undoubtedly Emmett's because it had Elmo stickers all over it.

"All members, report to the lounge room." Alice called.

"We need a break!" Jasper yelled from the study.

"I need to wash my hair a few several times; I can still smell the dog food." Rosalie yelled from upstairs, her voice cracked at the end. Is she….crying?

"I need to….uhhh…..colour-coordinate my sock drawer." If I'm not mistaken, Emmett's voice came from the closet.

Alice rolled her eyes and sighed. "Well….I can't play truth or dare on my own….." She trailed off in a small voice.

No answer. Alice gritted her teeth.

"Oh, Bella! I just had a bad vision." She winked at me. I heard some shuffling in the closet…..

"What happened Alice?" I played along.

"I see…..a light." She said in a scared voice. Where is she going with this…..?

"Like a torch light?" She smacked her forehead with her hand.

"No…..I see a light, and all of the fundamental objects are floating around it." She said in a detached voice. Ok….she is starting to freak me out.

"O…..kay?" I gave her a weird look.

"So all of the items are floating, when all of a sudden……BANG!"

"OOF!" Her very loud voice surprised me which made me fall of the couch and hit my head against the coffee table. She ignored what had just happened and kept on speaking.

"-All the fundamental objects….disintegrate." She finished. We heard three doors bang open around the house.

"Three, two, one." Alice counted quietly.

"WHAT THE HELL? ALICE, STOP! CAN'T YOU FREAKIN LEAVE ME ALONE? GO BLOODY SHOP! YOU PUT ONE FINGER ON MY SHOES AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD DIED A LONG TIME AGO…." Alice just smiled to herself until the complaining and the death threats died down.

"……Are we done?" Alice asked calmly.

Silence.

"Good." She nodded to herself.

Everyone flopped down on the couch with irritated sighs.

"Now, I will not burn your fundamental objects if you co-operate. Bella has to choose her victim now." Alice said in a business-like fashion.

Everyone turned to me. Edward looked terrified. He should be.

"Ok, darling Edward. Your dare has two parts to it. "I said sweetly.

"Don't I get a choice? It is called truth or dare." He said with wide eyes.

I turned to Alice and said; "Alice, have you ever had any suspicions that Edward was actually Edwina?" I asked seriously. Alice pretended to think for a moment. Edward looked flabbergasted.

"I have had my suspicions…..especially when I caught him wearing pink eye shadow, a sparkly purple headband and very tight, light blue shorts."

"What the HELL? That was only ONCE! Jasper, Emmett and I were bored so we had a slumber party and played dress ups!" Edward shouted. He then seemed to think about what he said…..

"IT WAS JASPER AND EMMETT'S FAULT! THEY WANTED TO SEE WHAT WEARING A DRESS IS LIKE!" Edward yelled.

"WHAT THE HELL DUDE? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO WEAR SPARKLY PURPLE EYESHADOW!" Jasper snapped back.

"I ACTUALLY WANTED TO WEAR PINK EYESHADOW BUT EMMETT WAS HOGGING IT." Edward clarified.

"Bella, do you want popcorn?" Alice asked me.

"No thanks."

Rosalie turned to Alice and said; "Alice…..I have always known the boys had a feminine side, but not this feminine."

"We have married sissy boys." Alice confirmed with a sigh.

"-YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TRIED ON ROSALIE'S RED DRESS AND RIPPED IT AND HAVEN'T EVER TOLD HER!" Japer yelled at Emmett. Oh…….no.

Rosalie's head snapped up and she did one of those half body turns that you only saw in movies. "What…………..did you do to my dress?" Rosalie said in a calm low voice.

"Nothing…..Sweetie." Emmett was shaking and looked absolutely petrified.

"Don't. Lie. To. Me." Rosalie said through her teeth. Edward and jasper had backed away and sat slowly on the couch. Their eyes held expectation. Idiots.

"I-ripped-your-dress-and-I'm-sorry-please-don't-kill-me." Emmett mumbled very quickly.

"I'm sorry I didn't hear what you just said." Rosalie was inches away from Emmett's face.

Emmett took a very deep breath and said; "I. Ripped. Your. Dress. Please. Don't. Eat. Me." whoa…I'm actually worried for his physical well-being now.

Rosalie closed her eyes and took a deep breath. She then opened her eyes and everybody- (including me) - were waiting for what she would do.

"Emmett Cullen, You have broken your promise from before which means you have to move into Edward's room for three days or until you learn to behave."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Emmett yelled and stamped his foot. Jeez….what a girl.

"Oh shut-up! Stop being an idiot." Rosalie snapped.

"B-but…..I can't stay with Edward. He is bo-ring and possibly gay! Do you want me to become gay?" Emmett whined.

"Shut UP, SHUT UP! I AM NOT GAY AND I AM NOT BORING!" Edward seemed to be very annoyed. Poor thing. Oh well.

"You think that." Alice said dismissfully. Edward glared at her.

"Ahh……guys? We are still playing truth or dare, and its Bella turn." Alice pointed out.

"I have nothing to live for anymore." Emmett said in a broken whisper.

"Jeez, man. Get a hold of yourself." Jasper patted Emmett shoulder.

"Umm…..ok. Well Edward, My dare has two parts. First is you must buy a dog for Emmett." I explained.

"What?" Edward asked incredulously.

"-I GET A PUPPY! I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME! I DON'T CARE THAT I HAVE TO LIVE IN EDWINA'S ROOM ANYMORE BECAUSE I WILL HAVE MY PUPPY THAT WILL HELP ME SURVIVE THE CONSTANT DEPRESSING BOREDOM!" Emmett screamed like a little kid on Christmas day.

Rosalie slumped on the couch and sighed. "This can't be good…." She whispered to herself.

"We can look at the different dogs on that Nintendogs game." Alice said.

"Yeah, OK!"

While Emmett and Alice were looking through the different dogs on the game, Edward came and sat next to me. He kissed my cheek and asked; "Does this dare involve me eating the dog?"

"Ahhh……no." I answered while hiding my laughter.

"Thank-god." He sighed.

"-What about the Dalmatian?" I heard Alice ask.

"No. Dalmatians are too spotty." Emmett said seriously. Edward sighed.

"Hey I bet that dog won't last three weeks." Jasper whispered.

"I bet a week." Edward snickered.

"I bet two days." Rosalie said through her teeth.

"I propose a bet. Three hundred dollars per bet." Jasper said.

"I'm in." Edward said.

"In." Rosalie said.

"You guys are absolute idiots…" I muttered.

"-Come on, Alice! I can't ride a Pomeranian." Emmett whined.

"You're not going to ride any dog. You'll squash a horse not to mention a dog." Alice said in an exasperated tone.

"Are you calling me FAT?" Emmett retorted.

"I never said that. I just said you can't ride on a dog!" Alice snapped.

"I can't believe you just called me fat! It's not my fault I can't lose weight." Emmett said in frustrated tone.

"Jeez, Emmett. When our brains were handed out, you took a pink balloon instead." Alice said through gritted teeth.

"Ahh…..guys? What dog have you chosen?" Jasper asked timidly.

"I have chosen a Chihuahua." Emmett declared.

"What? Can't you choose a dog that isn't so….aggressive?' Jasper complained.

"Chihuahuas are not aggressive."

"Well they are yappy and bi-polar." Jasper said dismissfully.

"This is my dog and I want a Chihuahua dog." Emmett said in an even tone.

Jasper sighed. "Whatever. Let's get this stupid yappy dog." He said with an annoyed expression.

"Don't call my puppy stupid!" Emmett snapped back.

"Let's go get this damn dog." Rosalie sighed.

"It's not stu-"Emmett didn't finish what he was about to say because he received a glare from Rosalie.

"Let's go!" Alice said with a smile and we were all off to the mall.

Sorry about the wait. Hope you enjoyed it :)

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-crazy-dreamz:)