A.N- I do not own twilight or any of its characters. Stephenie Meyer does.
By: crazy-dreamz:)
Bella POV:
We had just arrived at the mall after a very long trip in the jeep. Emmett is acting like he is high on red cordial.
Flashback:
"I can't believe I'm actually getting a puppy! I am soo excited!" Emmett said in glee for the hundredth time.
"You have said that more than 23 times, Emmett. We get it ok? Your freakin happy because you're getting a dog that you will probably accidently eat." Rosalie shouted.
Emmett gasped. "I would never eat my little chow. NEVER."
"What happens when you have eaten the whole population of bears and you're still hungry Emmett? Have you ever even though about that?" Rosalie said in frustration.
"Rose, what goes through your brain? I'll put that nail-polish thing that doesn't make you bite your nails in his bath." He said in the most obvious tone before slapping his forehead.
Jasper sighed.
"Umm….Emmett? I do understand that you have an IQ of a turnip but…seriously? Are you that stupid?" Edward said sarcastically.
"You're just jealous that you don't get a puppy." Emmett retorted.
"Emmett, stop being stupid."
"You know deep down inside that you want a puppy." Emmett said seriously.
"Yes, Emmett. I am jealous that I'm not getting a dog." Edward sighed.
"HA! YOUR'E NOT GETTING A PUPPY! NA-NANA-NA-NA!" Emmett teased.
"God, Emmett. It's called sarcasm." Edward said in a frustrated tone.
"Eddie's not getting a puppy!"
"Stop."
"EDDIE-TEDDY IS NOT-"
"Stop it, Emmett!"
"-GETTING-"
"Freakin STOP!"
"-A-"
"Stop IT NOW!"
"-PUPPY!"
"EMMETT, PLEASE STOP! I AM ALREADY UPSET I'M NOT GETTING A PUPPY. DON'T MAKE IT HARDER!" Edward sobbed while covering his ears with his hands.
Every turned to Edward. Emmett had stopped but had left his hands up in the air while Rosalie's eyes had popped out.
"Edward…what's wrong?" I said gently.
Edward swallowed. "I have never had a puppy….I always wanted one. A decade ago, I was hunting in the woods. Jasper and Emmett were with me. I was searching for a mountain lion and suddenly heard something rustling in the bushes. I turned around and saw a little puppy. I cautiously went up to it and instead of running away….it came up to me, wagged its tiny tail and barked." He took a deep breath.
"-I called him Edward. JR and hid him in my room for three weeks. Everything was full of colour until one day, I was out hunting again but I left him in the room for the first time by himself. Once I got back, he was…….gone." Edward chocked and started to rock side to side. I looked around the car and saw everyone's face contorted because of their held-in laughter. I had no idea what to say.
"Edward…..its ok-"
"-I can still hear his innocent bark now. Ruff, ruff" Edward said in a hollow voice.
That made everyone crack up.
"HAHAHAHAHA- EDWARD-HAHAHA-ATE HIS-HAHAHAHA-DOG!" Jasper gasped.
"That is really sad, Edward." Rosalie said mockingly.
Edward just kept rocking back and forth.
"Edward?" I whispered.
No response.
"Edward?"
Still no response.
"Ahh….guys? I think something is wrong. It's like he can't hear us." I said anxiously.
"Eddiekinz?" Emmett said with a grin.
No response. All he did was rock side to side while muttering something like 'Ruff, ruff. Yes you're a pretty pup, aren't you?'
"I'll wake him up." Emmett declared.
"Eddie-pie?"
No response.
"Sexy Eddie?"
No response.
"Edwardo?"
No response.
"Edwina?"
No response.
"Eggy?"
No response.
"Hole of depression?" Jasper interjected.
"Nerd, Idiot, prude, guy with the smelly socks?" Rosalie added.
No response.
"Ehh. No biggie. I guess you're just engaged to a vegetable now, Bella." Emmett said with a dismissive flick of his hand.
"I call his Xbox!" Jasper said.
"Damn. Well I call his room; I could turn it into a playroom for Chow." Emmett stated.
"You guys are idiots! He is going to wake up, ok? I just need to do this." I yelled.
I searched through my hand bag and found a CD that said 'Classical 101'. I picked the CD up and snapped it in half. Just as soon as you heard the snap, Edward bolted up and searched wildly around the car.
"Who snapped my CD?" Edward hissed.
"Not only I got you out of a self-hate coma, but you hiss at me aswell!" I snapped.
Edward's posture relaxed and his eyes were filled with surprise and regret.
"Bella, Please forgive me. I was a fool and I thought someone else broke it because they wanted to annoy me. Please forgive me." Edward pleaded with big round eyes that were supposed to be puppy dog eyes.
"Haven't we already gone over this, Edward? If you want to do puppy-dog eyes, you need to learn to not look like a drowned cat. Haven't you been reading 'Puppy-dog eyes for dummies?" I sighed exasperatedly
Edward looked down, ashamed. "No." He mumbled.
"Well, read the book." I said.
"Ahh….Guys? In about seven seconds you will hear a police siren and we will need to stop." That was the first time Alice said anything throughout the whole car trip. Isn't ironic that it was something bad?
"Crap." Jasper sighed.
EEEEORRREEEEEEEEEEEORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (police siren sound. Sorry, don't know how to type it.)
"We can make it, just go!" Emmett rushed.
"No. Let's try and do the right thing." Edward sighed.
"Pull over and everything will be alright." A man's voice boomed through a megaphone.
"They're calling you, Emmett." Jasper snickered.
"I said I was sorry for streaking through the police station on Halloween three years ago!" Emmett griped.
"That was one funny dare, Alice." Rosalie snorted.
"I know." Alice giggled.
"For you, it was. I caught one of the police dudes looking at my bum!" Emmett shivered.
"Good times. Good times." Jasper sighed contently.
We all heard a door shut and a balding man tapped on Jasper's window. Jasper rolled down the window and greeted the man.
"Good afternoon, chief."
"Afternoon."
"What is the matter Mr. Police man?" Emmett shouted from right at the back.
We all groaned.
The man shot a glance at Emmett then started to talk.
"You were speeding." He said. Not a big talker.
"I do apologize, it was only because the guy at the back has a rare disease which is very contagious and we need to get him to the hospital very quickly." Jasper said serenely. Ohh……………no.
"Uh-huh. Sure. What is this disease called exactly?" The man said sarcastically.
"It is called Emmettiongosis. EG for short." Jasper said evenly.
Everyone nodded.
"What does it do?" the police man still looked a bit wary.
"Because Emmettiongosis is very rare, not much is known about it. We only know side effects. Some of the side effects are Pale skin," The man started to study all of our faces.
"-Glossy hair," Then he looked at our hair.
"-Talking gibberish,"
"Gob, gob, gob-gob. Chip-chip. Sip-sop." Alice cackled.
"Dog-DA-DA-food-DA-DA-in-DA-DA-my-DA-DA-hair." Rosalie yelled. The man's eyes were the size of basketballs.
"-and aggressive diarrhea." Jasper finished with a small, sly grin.
We all glared at Jasper.
"Well, you need to get everyone to the hospital. Go!" The Police man instructed before fleeing to his car.
"Bye, Bye Mr. Police man." Emmett waved through the window.
"You pull anything like that one more time and I will kill you." Rosalie threatened.
"Emmetttiongosis?" Edward scoffed.
"Well, it describes him." Jasper ginned.
"You're all cruel." Emmett said in a hurt tone.
"Can we please get this dog now?" Edward sighed.
"LET'S GO!" Emmett yelled in glee once again.
End of flashback.
"Yay! Were here!" Emmett shouted.
"What are you going to make me do?" Edward groaned.
What did you think? So sorry for the long-time-no-update, but here it is
Happy reading, Crazy-Dreamz :)