Oh for the Luurve of PANTS
Glow in the Dark Lederhosen
Tuesday 11th September
5:13am
In bed
Oh brilliant.
Why am I up so early? I am a teenager; I am supposed to sleep in every morning. But no, I had to be woken by my darling sister Libby bursting into my room shouting,
"Gingey, it's meeeeeeeee! Lalala, three bag pool."
I had to get her to leave because I didn't want her to find her Deely Boppers, so I said,
"Libbs, why don't you go and...er...make a lovely toy out of watermelon?"
And she said,
"Ok, gingey, me go find wartmelon, wartmelon, lalala."
Now I just have to hope there is watermelon in the fridge. Fat chance.
1 minute later
It is so boring in this house. There is absolutely nothing to do. Well, except listen to Vati snore.
5 minutes later
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
1 minute later
Life sucks.
2 minutes later
"Gingey!"
Oh dear God.
"Gingey, I can't find any wartmelon."
"Oh, well...what can you find?"
"Moose."
"Do you mean mousse as in chocolate mousse?"
"NO, MOOSE!"
Blimey. I had better go and see what she's on about.
"What do you mean by-OUCH!"
That wasn't what I was going to say. It's just that Cross-eyed Gordy chose that moment to dig his claws into my leg.
"Ow, ow, ow."
After I finally managed to shake Gordy off, I went into the kitchen.
"Let's see, Bibbsy."
And Libby pointed at some moss in the fridge.
"Moose."
Good grief.
8:53am
Sounds of life from the elderly loons. I could hear them going downstairs. Then,
"GEORGIA! Get your bottom down here! NOW!"
Charming.
As I came downstairs, I said,
"Why do I have to get up so early?"
Vati said,
"Because we need to talk to you."
Oh marvy. What now?
"Georgia, why exactly did I find my razor under your bed?"
"And my foundation?"
Uh-oh.
I said quickly,
"Err... the cats must have put it there, or Libby. Oops, I'd better get going, don't want to be late for school."
They looked at me.
"Georgia, it's only nine o'clock."
"Oh, yes, well, I said I'd meet Jas early today."
Mutti raised her eyebrows at me.
"It's true!"
Eventually they let me go. Phew, I got off. But I had better watch my step for the rest of the week, otherwise I won't be allowed to 'sleep over at Jas' house' (i.e. go to Katie's party) on Friday.
5 minutes later
Outside Jas' house
All of Jas' family are asleep. Typico.
9:15am
God, how long does Jas sleep for? It's because she has a normal family who don't wake her up at ridiculous hours.
9:23am
After a lifetime of waiting, Jas finally came out of her house with a piece of toast in her hand. She saw me and said,
"Run, Georgia, we'll be late!"
Well, that's a bit hypocritical. Seeing as she's the one who took so long to get up. I only forgave her in the first place so I could pretend to sleep over at her house on Friday. I don't know why I bothered, actually, I can just ask Rosie.
Froggie
I wrote a note to Ro-Ro:
Can I get ready at your house on Friday?
Gee x
Rosie wrote back:
Ok, but you'll have to help me get Sven into his trousers.
Ro-Ro x
Good grief.
3:30pm
The bell just rang on the most boring day known to humanity. And with knobs.
Wednesday 12th September
4:00pm
Another boring day.
5:30pm
I have almost picked out my outfit for Friday, but I can't decide whether I should wear my blue top or my black and white stripy one and I don't know what shoes to wear. Ankle boots? Pumps? Wedges? Or high heels?
Oh, I don't know.
9:30pm
In the end I decided on my ankle boots, but I STILL don't know which top to wear. I'll decide tomorrow.
11:00pm
Green or silver eye shadow?
Friday 14th September
9:22am
Stalag 14
Party today!! I had a bit of a ditherspaz deciding which eye shadow to pack. I am going home to collect my clothes before going to Rosie's, but I'll have to start my make up in school if I want to get it done on time. In the end I decided on silver. And clear mascara with glittery gold bits.
Geoggers
I wonder if Masimo will be at the party?
1 minute later
I wonder if Dave will be there?
Shutup about Dave.
Lunch
In the tarts' wardrobe putting on foundation. I had to borrow some from Mabs because I couldn't risk taking Mum's again. She was already reluctant to let me sleep over at Rosie's.
R.E
Putting on blusher. I just finished applying panstick. Soon I will be on to lipgloss (cherry flavour).
3 minutes later
I've done lipgloss, now I'm doing my mascara.
German
Lalala, eye shadow on, lalala.
2 minutes later
Should I use lip liner? I packed it in case. It's this new one I bought which doesn't smudge when you're snogging. Which I won't be doing.
Shutup, brain.
2 minutes later
I think I will decide afterwards. About the lip liner, I mean. I will have time at Rosie's.
1 minute later
Unfortunately, that means I have nothing to do for the rest of German. So I will amuse myself by saying something vair funny to Herr Kamyer.
1 minute later
I am a genius hilariosity wise. I said to Herr Kamyer,
"Herr Kamyer, what is German for 'I saw Miss Wilson in the rudey-dudeys'?"
I thought he was going to have a seizure. When he managed to control himself, he said,
"Erm...vat made you think of zat?"
I said,
"I think you know, Herr Kamyer."
He began to splutter again.
"No, no I don't, I-I..."
The Ace Gang were all in fits of laughter, but they were desperately trying not to ruin their makeup.
1 minute later
Fanbloodytastic. Hahahahaha.
3:30pm
Rushing home like a rushing thing to get my clothes.
3:47pm
Which top? AAAAAAARGH!!!
1 minute later
Blue or stripes? Stripes or blue?
1 minute later
Blue!
1 minute later
No, stripes!
1 minute later
Blue!
1 minute later
Stripes and that is it.
1 minute later
Blue!
3:52
Rosie's house
I finally decided on the stripy top. It went better with my outfit. I have changed and I am now putting on lip liner. I am glad I chose to use it in the end; it is a really nice shade of pink.
2 minutes later
Rosie called out from the other room,
"Gee, can you give me a hand with Sven's trousers?"
I'd better go, then.
1 minute later
I went into the other room to find Ro-Ro squeezing Sven into...glow in the dark lederhosen.
Dear God.
3 minutes later
Sven's zip is stuck! Ohmygiddygod. We will never get to the party now!
Rosie said,
"HEAVE!"
Oo-er.
1 minute later
Blimey O'Reilly's Trousers, it really is stuck. Stuck like two stuck things in quicksand. And with knobs.
4 minutes later
We finally managed to do up Sven's zip. Then we set off towards the clock tower to meet the rest of the Ace Gang.
7 minutes later
Katie's Party
Great party! Everyone is here. Except Masimo and the rest of the Stiff Dylans. Boooooooooooo.
Also I can't see Dave the Laugh anywhere. I wonder where he is?
Why do I even care?
5 minutes later
Me and the Ace Gang did the Deely Bopper Dance. Rosie, Ellen, Jools and Mabs had all bought Deely Boppers of their own but Jas refused to because she was 'saving her money'. So she couldn't join in. Oh well. It's her loss. She is an ex-best mate to me anyway.
3 minutes later
Dave came up to us and said,
"Bonjour, sensation seekers, the hornmeister has arrived!"
He did, as it happens, look vair coolio. Not that I cared. I am the girlfriend of a Luurve God. I think.
Shutup, brain.
10 minutes later
Blimey, it's hot in here. In fact, it is like an oven. Not that I know how hot an oven is, as no-one ever cooks at my house, but you know what I mean.
Dave seemed to read my mind-or maybe he just saw my tomato red face. Shutup, brain-because he said,
"Shall we go outside, Kittykat?"
I said,
"Ok."
5 minutes later
Dave and I talked for a bit. It was really nice to see him again. He makes me laugh A LOT. He is, after all, Dave the Laugh.
But then something awful happened. He was just gazing into my eyes, and I was thinking how they are a really nice colour, and then before I knew it, I was attached to his mouth.
Oh, no, not again.