Oh for the Luurve of PANTS

OMG, I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry I haven't posted a chappy in sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long! Still, you haven't exactly been doing your part; I have barely gotten ANY reviews! In factio, I think I only got one for the last chappy! So thank you Earth Kid Tree Hugger and the rest of you…get reviewing, you loons! Anyways, here is the next chappy!

Cheese sandwiches, haddock stuffed with algae and the bobeggs

1 minute later

Yummy scrumboes. And also scrummy yumboes.

30 seconds later

And with knobs.

Oo-er.

10 seconds later

Suddenly, Dave stopped snogging me and broke away. What?! No! Stop stopping!

"I can't do this anymore kittykat."

And he walked away.

Wha...?!

Later

At Ro-Ro's house

What in the name of Mickey Mouse's cheese was that about?

1 minute later

Rosie came in. She took one look at me and said,

"All right, tell me what's up Gee, or I'll have to use the viking tickling ritual on you."

What in the name of Slim's oversized pajamas is she going on about?

Still, I was vair vair confused so I told her what had happened.

She chewed thoughtfully on something suspicious looking for a while, and then ( surprise surprise) she put on her fake beard.

"I think," she said slowly after twiddling her beard a bit, still munching,

"that he's displaying the old glaciosity."

What? I said that to her,

"What?"

"He stopped snogging you so that you would want to snog him more"

"But why would he want me to snog him more? He can't have snogging withdrawal because he has a girlfriend. So he could just snog her. So why?"

"That, mon petite pally, is a mystery."

She twiddled her beard for a bit. Twiddle away, you twiddling loony.

Silence.

"Rosie?"

"Yes?"

"May I ask you what you are eating?"

"Oh this, it's haddock stuffed with algae."

I gagged, trying not to vomit. Luckily I am used to disgusting things thanks to Libby, so I managed to hold it down.

10 minutes later

I am lying on Rosie's sofa because she is too vair vair selfish to give up her bed.

I wonder if boys really know about glaciosity? I thought they just used really stupid and random ways of trying to get girls to like them. Which don't work. Or maybe that's just the Blunder Boys. Who knows, boys are a mystery.

Blimey this sofa is lumpy.

3 minutes later
Flicking through channels on TV. It is impossible to sleep on this uncomfy thing Rosie calls a sofa.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Saturday 15th September

10:41am

Woke up to find the TV still blaring with the ODDEST PROGRAMME I HAVE EVER SEEN showing. Seriously, even odder than the stuff Libby watches. And that is saying something, let me tell you.

The programme was something called the 'Bobeggs'. I am deadly serious. And the channel was called 'Koodle kids'. I deeply question Ro-Ro's sanity.

5 minutes later

Rosie herself came in. I said to her " Rosie, why do you even have this channel?"

She said, " Oh, Sven likes to watch it".

Blimey O'Reilly's trousers.

Home

11:15am

It's a miracle, a miracle I tell you! There is food! And it's not even mouldy! Amazing!!!

2 minutes later

I am eating a cheese sandwich. Wow, this is the best meal I've had since I last stayed at Jas'!

5 minutes later

The bad news is, I have received a new knitted gift from Maisie. Why is she so obsessed with knitting? I am dreading what her wedding dress will look like.

1 minute later

Why would you knit a sarong??

10 minutes later

The Swiss Family Mad are home. I must ask about the miracle that is us having food.

2 minutes later

"Mutti, may I ask about the miracle that is us having food?

"No."

Sunday 16th September

1:00pm

Boring day so far. Nothing is happening.

2:32pm

I'm going to the park. It's too boring just sitting around here.

2:48pm

At the park

Lalalalala…. Oh look, someone in the distance is walking towards me. I wonder who it is? I can't see from here.

30 seconds later

Omigod! It's Masimo!

It's a bit short, but I couldn't think of much to write and I wanted to post this as soon as poss. Again, sorry about the wait, hopefully I'll have a bright idea and post the next chappy sooner. Review ppls! Lots of non lezzie luuurve from Aleksander the Meerkat. Kidding! Luuurve in a non lezzie way ( look, we already went through this) Lozza the Lolly xoxo