Oh for the Luurve of PANTS

I'm baaaaaaack! And I bring to you this latest chapter. YES. I have finally gotten rid of the writer's block. Try not to feel too sorry for it for getting shunned. I have had an idea which means I can use real life experiences which I feel would fit into the world of Gee. That is what I feel. One more thing before I leave you to your reading: in the author's note at the beginning of "Cheese sandwiches, haddock stuffed with algae and the bobeggs" I said I had only gotten one review for the chappy before. This is a lie. Well, technically not since I thought it was true. Anyway, I was basing that on the emails I got about reviews, but I stupidly only looked at one page of my emails. Silly me. Feel free to laugh in my face. On with your reading now.

Ps. Read my glee fic! It is called Wet Candyfloss and you can find it on my profile. Or spend ages sifting through the glee fanfiction archive. But I don't recommend that. There are A LOT of glee fanfics.

Like a lonely standing thing

40 seconds later

Ohhh he is getting so close! What should I do? Help me Baby Jesus!

Crikey I am in a complete ditherama!

3 seconds later

And also a tizz.

10 seconds later

Masimo came right up to me and said, "Miss Georgia". Oh giddygod's pyjamas! He doesn't sound happy.

I said, "Oh hi Masimo, how are you? Would you like to see my disco inferno dancing?"

What?

He seemed to be thinking the same thing because he said, "Scusi?"

I said, "My disco inferno dancing. The nub and gist of it is that you don't let the teacher see."

And I started dancing.

10 seconds later

I am doing accidental disco inferno dancing!

5 minutes later

After I had stopped dancing, Masimo said, "Miss Georgia, I do not, how you say, think this is good."

He was insulting my disco inferno dancing? I know he has the full Humpty Dumpty with me, but surely that's a bit unnecessary?

3 seconds later

Especially since I only did the twist.

And snogged Dave at the party.

But he doesn't know about that.

Or does he have psychic powers?

2 seconds later

Shutup brain!

1 second later

He carried on, "I do not think we should be seeing each other any more."

What? He was dumping me because of my disco inferno dancing?

Then he walked off and left me standing there like a lonely standing thing.

Half an hour later

Back at home

I am once again on the rack of luurve.

2 minutes later

Staying in Heartbreak Hotel.

1 minute later

In the Sobbing Suite.

3 minutes later

In my bed of pain.

5 seconds later

Shutup brain!

7 minutes later

Without any cakes.

30 seconds later

All aloney on my owney.

20 minutes later

"GINGEEEEY!"

Oh marvy, the lunatic family are back. Vati shouted up, "Georgia! Do you think it would be too much effort for you to leave that room for once in your bloody life and get yourself down here?"

What am I supposed to have done now?

I said, "Actually Vati, it would be too much effort."

He shouted, "Don't be so bloody cheeky!"

Well that's nice. Why was he asking then?

I yelled down, "Vati, in case you haven't noticed, I HAVE in fact left this room before, and the only reason I wasn't down there before is because I DIDN'T KNOW I was supposed to be. You see, I am not psychic."

He just said, "Just come down, will you?"

5 minutes later

Downstairs

I said "Vati, this conversation is sure to be an incredible waste of my time, so can you get on with it so I can get it over with?"

Vati said "Watch it, Georgia. I pay for everything you do."

What's that got to do with anything? And also he is wrong; he never gives me money for anything. I said that. I said, "You are wrong Vati; you never give me money for anything."

Vati opened his mouth to say something else but Mutti said, "Leave it, Bob."

"But-"

"Leave it."

Haha. I didn't say that though. Instead I said, "Why am I here?"

Mutti said, "We are going on holiday to Switzerland at Christmas and we need to get you kitted up."

"Mutti, Christmas is ages away."

She ignored me. Do you see what I have to put up with every day? Do you see?

Mutti said "We're taking you shopping tomorrow for walking boots, and we need to get you hiking socks and some other stuff as well."

Walking boots? Hiking socks? Do I need lederhosen as well?

I said "Why are we suddenly going to Swiss cheese a-gogo land anyway?"

Vati went, "We don't go on enough family holidays."

What is he talking about? Does he think family holidays are a good thing? They are not. They are a very bad thing. And with knobs on.

And now I'm being forced to go on one. To Swiss cheese a-gogo land, no less. Oh brilliant.

3 minutes later

They do have lots of choccy there though.

Sorry if that was a bit short, I thought of doing more in this chappy 'cos I do have more planned but I though that was a good place to end it and also I wanted to FINALLY upload this. Remember-REVIEWS! Or I will eat you! Just kidding. But I will start being mean and not uploading until I get a certain amount of reviews. I am not above that. Oh no I am not.

Non lezzie luurve, (look, shouldn't you know this by now?) Lozza the Lolly xoxo