A/N: new update people! Who is ready for some teen titans high school cliché? Well I know I am! Sorry for the long wait on the update, I promise I will try to update more often, things just always get out of hand when I start a new project. I don't own teen titans or any obvious brands and such
Chapter six: Delusional Phone calls of love
Raven sighed in glee as she looked at her surroundings. She was finally back at her mom's for the next month, and this was defiantly a turn for the better. It was about 10:30 on a Thursday night, which meant tomorrow was Friday…. Raven shivered at the thought that of asking Malchior to that stupid dance. She hoped he would just ask after practice or something, but then again it's not like they were close or anything like that. She knew she had to ask him though, what would Argent and the others say if she didn't, or worse… what Malchior already had a date for the dance? This thought hadn't even struck her until now. In Fact it probably wouldn't be surprising if he did have a date, he was after all, a mysterious, hot, foreign exchange student. With each passing thought of what "might be" Raven started to sweat. Argent and her had totally forgot to talk about back ups! Maybe this was a mistake from the start.
From all of this hard thinking, Raven didn't even hear the phone ringing through out the house. After three numb rings, Raven's mother finally screamed to the top of her lungs to "answer that damn thing!" Blinking a few times, Raven reached for the phone in her room.
"Hello…" she sighed.
"Yo what's up?" it was Victor.
"Just hanging out, why something up?" Raven asked.
"…So you haven't asked him yet?" Victor sounded annoyed.
"Who told you!" Raven exclaimed.
"Uh…nobody. It's kind of oblivious." Victor said.
"Who's all with you?" Raven asked.
"Just crashing at Gar's with the Twins, and Robin." Victor replied.
"I'm not on speaker am I?" Raven asked.
"No, but that can be arranged," Victor said slyly.
'No! Victor Don't!" Raven yelled, and heard a slight echo, " Do you have a death wish?"
"Hey who's that?" Rorek's voice rang in Raven's ears.
"Rae!" Garfield said happily.
"Yep Victor has a death wish, and before the big game too, man," Robin said sarcastically.
"You guys having fun at your slumber party?" Raven asked annoyed.
"Yeah! We're sleeping in the basement, it just got redone and shit!" Garfield told her excitedly.
"Lovely…" Raven said dryly.
"Hey Garfield! Your wench is in the front yard for you!" an agitated Malchior shouted from the background after slamming a door.
"She's not a wench!" Garfield said as the door slammed again.
"Ah you came just in time for the fun," Victor said to Malchior.
"Why? We gonna rumble?" Malchior asked sarcastically.
"Twit…" Rorek mumbled.
"Sounds like you guys are having a blast, I'm just going to go now…" Raven said getting ready to hang up.
"Hey hold on a sec! I had a reason for calling you chic!" Victor stopped her.
"Shit, what is it!" Raven whined.
"Uh…" Victor said.
"Uhg screw you guys, I gotta get some sleep!" Raven complained.
"Someone is impatient." Malchior said.
"There is no point to this conversation, you people are wasting my minutes!" Raven exclaimed.
"Fine then you'll never know," Malchior said.
"What? Know what?" Raven asked.
"Too late," Victor said laughing.
"Choke on piss assholes!" Raven spat.
"Okay, Okay Do--" Malchior was interrupted.
"Hey Boys!" Terra shrieked over the other line.
"Terra we are in the middle of something!" Robin yelled. "Seriously!" Victor screamed.
"You all have ruined the moment!" Malchior complained.
"Sorry guys!" Garfield begged for forgiveness, "If we go back upstairs can you guys finish or whatever?"
"I'm too pissed now," Malchior said in a serious tone.
Raven just listened, smiling and trying not to laugh, "Yo man why you gotta burst down here like its nobodies business!" Victor asked.
"We were soooooo close! And now I'll never get my turn!" Rorek said annoyed.
The door slammed again, and Raven assumed Terra and Gar were gone, "Gawd I swear!" Robin sighed.
"Well this was a bust," Malchior said in a more defeated tone.
"Uh… Raven are you still there?" Victor asked.
"Yes!" You could practically hear the smile on her face, "I wish I could have been there! Sounds like fun."
"Heh," Rorek disagreed.
"I guess we'll see ya tomorrow, Rae." Victor said.
"No, wait! What was the point! What were you all going on about after Terra came down! Come on tell me!" Raven argued.
"Uh…well" Robin stuttered.
"Funny story actually…." Rorek muttered.
"It's not that important." Victor said.
"We'll tell you later." Malchior said agitated.
"Fine, gosh you all sound mad at me, whatever I'm going to sleep," Raven said, "Have fun losers." and then she hung up, sighing. She was sure he was gonna ask her out then… stupid Terra!
The next day Raven found Argent talking to Red Star so she decided to just go to her homeroom and leave them alone. Her thoughts were still on last night anyway. She may be clueless, but she wasn't completely stupid. She knew exactly what they were doing, and she was very upset about the turn out. Malchior was going to ask her out, but then of course Terra had to just come at the perfect time and screw everything up. Even though he said he would "tell" her later, she wasn't sure if he would just forget or be fed up with her. She did call them all losers before she hung up so rudely on them, and she'd be pissed too if someone interrupted her when she was going to ask him out, so it wasn't like she couldn't sympathize with his situation.
On her way to her homeroom she saw Victor coming up the stairs, and decided to walk faster and not wait for him. She was very upset with him still, what the hell did he think he was doing! But he caught up with her and grabbed her wrist before she could make it into the homeroom.
"What do you want!" Raven glared at him.
"Sorry about last night… wasn't one of my greatest ideas," he apologized, "Didn't mean to put you off."
"What exactly did you think was going to happen after he asked me? Do you want to know what would happen! Well, I'll tell you what! I would sound like a complete idiot, and stutter something up in agreement! Yeah not one of your greatest ideas!" Raven exclaimed as they walked to her homeroom.
"Yeah…I feel bad for that… I didn't mean for what happen to happen. I guess it's a good thing Terra come down then huh?"
"Uh, no! Because now I'm probably going to have to ask him, and you know it's going to be sooooo awkward when I do it! He probably knows I know, and he knows I know that will only make things worse!"
"Aren't you being a bit dramatic?" Victor smirked scratching his head.
"No!" Raven huffed and stomped to her desk, slamming her head on her desk.
Victor just stood there laughing for a good two or three minutes, and then aqua came in completely clueless, "What's up?"
"…More like what's freaking down!" Raven Complained, snapping her head up.
"Okay so you know how the dudes came over last night?" Victor asked aqua.
"Don't TELL him!!!!" Raven begged.
"Oh you gotta tell me now!" Aqua jumped at the thought and ran around Victor.
Raven made a glare from across the room to those two so evil Aqua about peed himself. Victor backed slowly out of the room, muttering something about her needing more coffee in the morning, and quickly sprinted down the hallway. Aqua, wide eyed, slid around Raven's desk, and sat in his seat. Raven smiled to herself in victory. 'Nobody messes with me at 7:00 am!' she thought to herself, happily. Soon the bell rang and Aqua ran out of the before Raven even got up from her desk.
When she got to first period, Argent was awaiting her with the biggest hidden smile on her face. Raven already knew, and was already hating her for being so lucky. 'Why is everyone getting dates to the dance except for me!' She thought slumping in the seat next to Argent.
"Let me guess, oh wait I don't have to! He asked you out didn't he?" Raven asked, trying not to sound like an annoying bitch.
"YES!" Argent gasped, "…You aren't happy… WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY! Wait I know why! You didn't ask him!"
"Well… technically neither did you!" Raven shot back, "Do you realize how hard it is to ask someone out!"
"Yeah…sorry I kind of freaked out on you…" Argent sighed, "But never fear! I will manage to save the day, and the night! (If you know what I mean)"
"… what?" Raven stared at her.
"By the end of today you'll have that purple headed heartthrob wrapped around that delusional finger of yours!" Argent proclaimed.
"Delusional?" Raven wondered, but the teacher came before Raven could ask.
A/N: so yeah…um well if that doesn't scream filler chapter I don't know what does! :D but it was funny right?