A/N: hey lovelies! Ready for another chapter? I knew you would be, why you ask? BECAUSE I HAVE FREAKING ESP!!! THAT'S WHY! No, no only kidding ^^ enjoy this next chapter made of awesome with a hint of pomegranate juice. (95% awesome 5% pomegranate juice!)
Chapter seven: Totally…
Victor of course had gym first period, and to him it was the perfect way to start off the day. Plus, he had to get that British punkass idiot to ask his best friend out before the end of the day, and he couldn't do that by standing around all day looking at bunnies. (A/N: bunnies, I am not sure why…just deal people, maybe Victor likes bunnies!) The class started off with laps, and Victor could only hope to keep up with 'said British punkass idiot.' As soon as couch said go Victor freaking sped out of there like a mad man, but he realized that he was the only one in the lead. Looking back he saw Malchior walking in the very back. Victor sighed and slowed down to a walk until he was with Malchior.
"Yo dude what's up with you?" Victor asked shoving him a little.
"Huh? Nothing…" was Malchior's dull reply.
"Nothing? What do you mean nothing?" Victor exclaimed, as he got Malchior to run a little faster with him.
"…I don't know just.. Nothing I--" Malchior tried to explained until someone hit him up the side of his gorgeous face and sprinted in front of him. He glared up only to find Zatara running backwards in front them.
"I heard what happened last night, Terra told me all about it!" Zatara laughed, "Please, don't tell me your too scared to ask out a girl! Even if it is 'her'"
"Excuse me?" Malchior tried to keep his cool.
"Come on dude, she's way to good for a sensitive bitch like you!" Zatara taunted, "Why don't you try going out with someone who's actually in your league?"
"Like you?" Malchior glared, "If I remember correctly I think she slammed the locker in your face the last time you tried to ask 'her' out?"
"Oh is that why you called her on the phone, that way she couldn't do the same to you?" Zatara asked right back.
Not backing down Malchior said, "Not to be rude, but you have no idea who your fucking with."
"That supposed to--" But Zatara was already on the ground.
Having tackled him to the ground so hard Zatara's could barely speak, Malchior kicked him the head before he could get up. The coach ran over to see what was going on.
"What the Hell!" their coach yelled, glaring at Malchior and Victor.
"Just practicing coach!" Malchior winked, before running off with Victor.
"Heh, good job then," the coached murmured, walking off the track.
After gym Victor caught Malchior before he could go upstairs to his next class.
"Yo man we gotta talk," he said, "Raven's pretty pissed."
"Yeah I know…" Malchior said frowning, "Do you think she'll still say yes?"
"Well duh!" Victor rolled his eyes, "Listen don't screw this up you freak!"
"You have my word!" Malchior saluted, sprinting up the stairs backwards, causing Victor to flip him off and walk away laughing.
Malchior's next three classes were all a haze to him. All he could think about was how to ask that amazing thing they called a person, out. She was probably mad at him, but that really didn't matter, neither did that fact the dance was girl's choice either. Raven didn't really seem like the kind of girl to ask someone out, especially if that someone was him right now. She did call them all losers last night, but then again when does she not call anybody a loser, weather it be endearing or not. 'Uhg! I just need to stop being a baby and ask her out!' Malchior thought as he headed to his locker after forth period.
"Hey Malchior!" came Terra's gawd damn shrill little voice.
"What!" Malchior snapped.
"Uh, are you mad at me?" Terra asked innocently.
"A little bit yeah!" Malchior sneered, "Why the hell did you tell Zatara about last night! Why the hell did you even come over last night!"
"Sorry… I didn't know it was a secret?" she pouted.
"I'd believe that if you were Star, but not from you!" he said, angrily shutting his locker and stomping off towards the cafeteria.
"Damn it!" Terra cursed, sprinting to her locker.
Surprisingly Malchior was one of the first to get to their table, the only ones there were Star, Victor, and Aqua. Malchior sighed taking a seat up next to Victor.
"Hey man," Victor greeted, "a bit of advice, don't ask her at lunch. She hates public displays of affection. And when I say hates, I mean she will grind you, and not in the good way."
"Sounds painful, thanks for the tip," Malchior whispered back.
"Aww are the two football jocks flirting with each other?" Robin cooed, grabbing the seat next to Star.
"Yeah dude, I can't over the fact he's straight…" Malchior exaggerated, as Victor scooted jokingly away.
"TMI!!!" Aqua waved his hands.
"Hey you guys look!" Star screamed, "Zatara's talking to Raven again!"
They all looked over to see what she was talking about. Zatara had stopped Raven as she was walking to their table, and was talking to her with a blushly look on his face. Raven's eyes were squinted the whole time he was talking to her. When he was finally done Raven took her bowl of mashed potatoes and hit him in the face with the white gooey substance. A lot of people laughed at him and clapped for her as she walked back in the kitchen to probably get more potatoes.
"Damn!" Victor and Malchior exclaimed.
"Classic Raven…" Robin sighed.
As they waited for her return the others slowly showed up, and now Jinx, Rorek, Argent, Red Star, and Garfield were at their table. The only seat visibly left was the one beside Malchior and Argent, and everyone knew who they were saving it for.
"Hey people," Raven said coolly as she sat down, "Yeah this wasn't planned…"
"Raven!" Jinx shouted frantically, "I'm going to the dance with Rorek!"
"She's been announcing this every time someone sits down…" Red star explained, as Rorek sweat dropped. (Probably for the fact that he fell for the crazy one in their group.)
"You must be so proud," Raven said to Rorek, who only playfully glared back at her.
"So how much did that scene cost you?" Aqua asked.
"About a $2.50..." Raven grunted, "but hopefully that will make leave me alone."
"You didn't have to go back and get more," Malchior said.
"Yeah…" Raven sneered at him.
"Mashed Potatoes Day is her favorite!" Star quoted cutely.
"Mashed Potatoes are only a dollar though?" Argent asked.
"…I wanted cake too," Raven whined.
"Okay so I have devised the perfect plan ever!" Garfield declared, "You know how Jericho is the DJ for the dance tonight!?"
"Yeah?" Victor asked.
"Okay well with the help of Raven's I-pod we are freak the crap out of people!" Garfield explained, "We are gonna hook it up and remix all of her songs during the dance!"
"So?" Rorek said, "isn't that what your supposed to do?"
"Oh people will shit their pants, you have apparently never heard any of the songs on her play lists," Aqua told him smirking.
"…Fine, but you break, you--"
"I know, I know I'll buy you a new one!" Garfield shrugged her off.
"Actually I was going to say shove your head down the gutter of your house, but you can buy me a new one too," Raven finished.
"heh heh… I wont break it.." Garfield shrunk in his seat.
"Yeah that's what I thought," Raven glared.
The rest of lunch was pretty normal, and everyone seemed mellow enough to let the fact, that Raven didn't yet have a date for the dance, pass. Star even got the drift, which would be impressive if Robin hadn't distracted her the whole time. Raven had her last period with Malchior, and if he didn't ask her out then, she would punch him in the face. Jinx was of course sitting with Rorek in the back so Raven got the lovely seat next to Malchior in front of them. Right before Raven was about sit down, Zatara snagged the seat from right under her. Raven could see Malchior was going to punch him, but she cut in and said in a dark tone, "Get. Out. Of. My. Seat."
"Make me," he smirked.
"Gladly," Raven said turning over the desk, crushing a stunned Zatara to the floor, "Now you can tell all your football friends you got beat up by the same girl you tried asking out. Be ashamed of yourself, and get the FUCK out of my seat!"
Standing up from the desk he glared at her and said, "Fine, don't be a bitch about it!"
"You of all people should know how much of a 'bitch' I am!" she pushed past him as Malchior lifted her desk up for her, in which she gracefully sat down in.
"Uhg I cant believe you," Zatara said in a frustrated sigh.
"Way to go, Bitch," Malchior said highfiving her.
"Nothing to it, dick head," she returned, highfiving him back.
"You want to go to the dance with me?" Malchior asked smirking at Zatara, as Jinx let out a gasp.
"Totally…" Raven smiled.
"Errr…fuck off you two!" Zatara retreated to another desk in the far off corner.
"Oh whose the sensitive bitch now!" Malchior yelled, causing everyone to look at them, "That's right!"
Rorek and Jinx burst out laughing , since they were the only other ones in the classroom who knew what they were talking about. The teacher ran in and glared around the room.
"Who just used profanity in this room!" she shrieked.
"Zatara!" Raven cried dramatically, "He called me a sensitive bitch, because I didn't want to go to the dance with him!"
"ZATARA!" the teacher gasped, "detention and the principal's office, now!"
"EEERRRRAHHH!" Zatara gritted his teeth and stomped out of the class room.
Malchior turned back to Raven and asked, "Hey, I didn't mean to put you on the spot like that, but do you still want to go to the dance with me?"
Raven rolled her eyes, "Sure."
"Kay, just checking." Malchior said coolly.
"YES!" Jinx cried in the middle of class.
"Something you want to share jinx?" the teacher asked in confusion.
"Uh…" Jinx stuttered, "Just that I'm… going to the dance with Rorek!"
"Eh? Good for you…" the teacher sighed as the class laughed.
A/N: hey guess what you guys? JINX IS GOING TO THE DANCE WITH ROREK!!!!!!!!!! ….yeaah well hope you guys are loving this story, if not I would recommend just having Raven shove your head down your house gutters, because this is comedic genius!