Chapter 7:

Princess Peach and King Boo

(Quick Memo - you get invited to 3 parties. A sleepover, a school wide popular dance and a vampire dance party, go with vampire hands down. P.S. random, has nothing to do with the chapter . . . well, sort off.)

I tried to focus on the fact that I had normal shoes and not high heels. It worked until I hit the rug in Alice's room. The heels stuck likes crazy glue and I literally almost flew across the room.

"Come on Nessie, we don't want to have to spend your birthday in Carlisle's mini - clinic" she said as she helped me up.

Since the house was so big, grandpa Carlisle had made and small clinic in a room connected to his study. It was like a doctor's office. It had a cot, and x-ray machine, and MRI machine, blood, syringes, a surgical table and so on.

You name it and he had it. I have no idea why he would need it and it sometimes creeped me out when I went in there. It made me think that maybe it was meant for Jake and I. As soon as I visualized the thought, I turned nauseous.

"Nessie, your green" Rosalie commented not helping.

"OH!"Alice cried. "Here" she said.

I thought she was going to hand me a bowl but she gave me Sprite instead. I drank it happily and I instantly felt better. For a vampire, I actually ate human food but I was picky. But, I discovered a few month ago, I loved Sprite. I was really thirsty but not in a burning type way, just like a dry throat. I went into the fridge and saw Sprite. I tried some and loved it some much I had 10 cans more. Man, by the time my parents found me, I was all hyped up and running faster than they were.

"Nessie" Alice called waving her hand in front of my face.

"Oh, sorry" I apologized.

"S'okay. Now, come on. Your parents are getting impatient" she said. That's when I heard Emmet.

"Just hold on a sec" Emmet said actually sounding nervous.

"No Emmet, I want to see my daughter so move" my mom and dad said at the same time.

"I, uh, well, I" then I heard a whooshing sound like Emmet running.

"Emmet, put me down" my mom yelled. He had actually picked her up?!

"Emmet put Bella down this instant" my dad warned.

"Hurry up Alice, and you owe me big time" Emmet whispered as he ran past with a struggling Bella in his arms.

"Emmet, I will throw you across the river if you do not release my wife this instant" My dad yelled.

"Girlfriend" Emmet yelled.

"I don't care about props for school. She is my wife forever more now Put. Her Down!" He growled.

I heard a crash and decided it was way past time I made and appearance. Emmet couldn't run forever.

I started walking towards the stairs and carefully made my way down. I tripped a few times, compliments of my so called "Amazing" high heels.

Then it came. *gasp!*.

My face turned red with embarrassment. Emmet ran past me and set an irritated looking Bella down.

My dad started throwing threats. "Emmet, I will dismember your hea-" but stopped short when he saw me.

"Nessie, you, um that's, I" but he wasn't even coherent.

"Oh Nessie!" my mom cried. "You look amazing" she said as she hugged me.

The whole house was pink. Literally. This was amazing. Alice had somehow done this whole thing without my knowing. There was a cake and presents in the corner.

"A true Princess" I heard Esme call. I looked over and saw Carlisle looking at me wide -eyed. I also happened to see Emmet, Jasper, and my dad doing the same thing.

"This is getting creepy" I said as I turned around.

I looked at Rosalie and Alice and they started glaring at me. Oh God! I can't have those two against me. Double trouble doesn't even explain it.

I cleared my throat. "So daddy" I said. He snapped out of it but my uncles were still in lala land.

"Guys!" I yelled. No reaction.

I took off one of my heels. I normally wouldn't do this but this was beyond creepy.

"Emmet, look, grizzlies" I said.

He quickly blinked and looked around. I looked at him holding in laugher, he looked like he would be blushing if he could.

I threw my shoe at Jasper but he caught before it hit his face.'

"Not funny" he said as he tossed it back. I couldn't contain my laughter.

"Happy Birthday" my dad said as he scooped me up.

"Dad" I said showing him all the witnesses around.

"Happy Birthday" everyone said as they all crowded into a huge group hug. Mega weird. But something was missing. These were all cool hugs. No hot ones. I quickly disentangled myself and left them hugging each other. When they noticed, they let go quickly, all clearing their throats and looking away.

I finally saw Jake near the door, frozen, wide-eyed with a gapping mouth. I walked over to him. I kissed him lightly and he immediately concentrated on me. I had to break away when remembered my audience.

"Ne . . . gah. . .I . . .blah . . .well" but he looked like in a dream state. His eyes kept crossing over my body.

"Jake, if you want to live, act like a normally person and stop staring at me or my dad will kill you" I whispered in his ear.

He snapped out of it quickly.

"Happy Birthday" He said as he hugged me and swung me around.

"I love you Jake" I whispered softly.

"Me too" he said as he kissed me lightly.

Uncle Emmet cleared his throat. My face turned red with embarrassment.

"Don't I get a hug" he said.

I ran over and started hugging everyone. Emmet's was bone crushing.

"Okay, now it's time to celebrate" Alice said cheerfully.

"Okay, what's first since I know you have a list" I said as I walked over to Jacob. He encircled me in his arms and kissed my hair.

"Well first is shopping!" she said.

"Ugh! Alice no!" everyone but Carlisle complained.

"Looks like you're overruled Alice. No shopping" I said happily.

"But . . . you guys are mean" she grumbled.

"Okay, next on the list is . . . "

"MARIO KART!!!" Emmet yelled.

Mario Kart was this game on the Wii where everyone competed in a race.

"Okay" I said as I sat down.

I played as Baby Peach and Jake was King Boo. My mom was Princess Peach and my dad was Mario. Jasper was Luigi and Emmet was Donkey Kong. Carlisle was Yoshi and Rosalie was Rosalina. Alice was Daisy and Esme was Koopa Troopa. We played 2 at a time, and had 4 competitions each round.

The winner of each continued to Round 2. The winners of Round 2 played in Round 3 for the trophy. Then, we played again. I beat all my opponents and was in the championship against my dad and . . . I lost.

He tickled me on a turn and I fell into the lava. We played again and I had to face Jake who I did beat. We played for a long time. Finally, I was in the championship with my dad again on the last seed.

"Go Nessie, come one don't let him . . . no!" Emmet said as my dad bumped of the road on Rainbow Road.

"Why I ought to . . . HA!!" I laughed as I got a bullet and was right behind him.

I grabbed a box without noticing and got a red shell. Right when dad was about to cross the finish line, I threw the shell at him, making him jump 1 millimeter from the finish line. I crossed, just milliseconds in front of him.

"I did it? I DID IT!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Take that dad!" I said as I danced around in a circle.

"Nessie" he said calmly

"Hmmm"

"You have to add all the other races point values." he said matter-o-factly.

I froze. Man! Now he totally won. He was smug as he waited for the points to come. We got a gold trophy and it was awarded to . . . Baby Peach!!

"YES!!!! BY 1 POINT I BEAT YOU DAD!!" I yelled like a 2 year old and danced around.

My dad was just staring at the screen with his mouth hanging open.

"Just a game dad . . . right?" I said while I dance in exultation.

Sadly, my moment was ruined when my stomach growled.

"Oh wow Nessie, it's already 3 o'clock" my mom said. "Come on, time for lunch" she said as we all piled into our cars.

We drove to this restaurant called Chili's. It was delicious. We were late for our reservation but my dad 'convinced' the waitress to move the other party. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger and Jake ordered a full rack of baby back ribs. We ate hungrily as our family watched in disgust and talked. When we were done, dad called the waitress.

"Um . . .here's the check" she stammered as she gave it to them and flapped her eyelashes.

I caught a glimpse of the check. It said:

Hey gorgeous, why don't you abandon these people and that lady beside you and come by my place tonight. 10859 Richville lane. My number is (561) 555-8975 =D.

My mom growled while my dad wrote her a small note:

No thanks, I love my wife and daughter

He gave it to her and we left. I saw her gapping at it as we left.

"I would've written something different" I mumbled to him as we got in the car. He just laughed.

We drove home in comfortable silence. When we were all inside, Alice took charge.

"Okay! Cake and present time!" She said as she dragged me to the table with the cake.

A/N

Hey guys! Sorry!! I know I haven't updates in a while. I've just been so busy with my other stories. Still, that's no exuse. So?? What do you think? I know, Cliffy. I have found a resolution to my problem of my stupidity of trying to write 4 stories at the same time. I will try to update once every week , only 1 chapter but for all 4 of my stories. Deal? Oh! I can't for a while becuase of the holidays and my parents want me to spend the time with my familiy (Which sadly includes my 23 year old guy cousin who is in love with me. I know, creepy . . . super creepy). So yeah but I'll try. See this as an early/late present. Depends on what you celebrate. Happy Holidays!

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