"Hiya!"
"Whatcha!"
"Heeya!"
"Waapa!"
Chavo and Sheamus were playing karate in the other room. I think they are still excited from last night when we were watching some Jackie Chan movie.
"Be quiet guys! Barbie is trying to sleep and you keep on waking her up." Shane whined near the doorway cradling the doll in his arms like a newborn child.
"You are disturbing us. Leave now or face the wrath of THE 1 Guerrero." Chavo said taking a pool noodle and sticking it out in front of him.
The frightened Shane ran away distracting Wade and Justin with their 'Whoever's slinky gets down to the end of the staircase wins' competition.
"Shut up Shane!" Tarver shouted after him while Heath who once again (sighs) was staring.
"YAY! I WIN!" Wade said happily jumping up and down uncontrollably. Just then, Wade lost his step and fell down the flight of stairs. Each time Wade's body hit a stair, there was a "oof!" or a "oww!" and finally a hard "thud."
"I'm ok!" was the last thing Wade said before getting dizzy and falling down onto the cold, hard floor.
"Assclown." Chris said stepping over the 30 year old man and into the basement.
Heath ran down the stairs behind the rest of Nexus and stared at the direction Chris disappeared.
'Where did he go?' he thought. Heath, being the epic weirdo he is, made sure no-one was looking and walked to the direction Chris went to.
The door to the basement was open so Heath carefully and swiftly walked down the steps and into the cold room. A light bulb faintly flickered at the corner of the room and Heath ducked behind a stack of old boxes.
Directly under the light bulb was Chris who reached behind a box.
"What is he doing?" Heath wondered watching the 'Undisputed Champ' carefully.
Jericho slowly gripped onto something and brung his arm to him revealing the most horrible thing that Chris was about to do…
CHEAT ON THIS DIET!
Chris took the pudding cup that was in his grasp and pulled on the tab slowly taking effect on the delicious, dark chocolate pudding that he was about to eat.
"Chris isn't supposed to do that!" Heath shouted in his mind staring wide-eyed at Chris still and was still behind his hiding spot.
"I need to write this down." Heath said getting up slowly and running back upstairs.
"Woah woah woah! Where you going man?" Justin Gabriel said grabbing onto Heath's arm who almost escaped.
Without thinking, Heath blurted out "bathroom" and darted away.
When he spotted his bedroom door, he ran inside and locked the door.
Once Heath knew the door was secured, he walked up to his desk and shoved his hand in his pocket and taking out a silver key.
He then put the key inside the lock, twisted his wrist and pulled on the handle. Inside were his little, special belongings, a picture of him and his family, a miniature bear that barely fit inside the drawer and something that no-one in the world knew about besides him. Heath took that special item, closed and locked the drawer and sitting on his bed.
In Heath's hand was a small but special leather notebook used for writing deep personal thoughts or what he'd seen everyday. He grabbed a hello kitty pencil (his 1 favorite) from the desk, opened up the book quickly and took a moment to think on how he should put what he had just witnessed in the basement into words. Scratching his head, he wrote down the words his hand flying across the paper.
'Dear Heath Junior, (the name of his notebook obviously)
You would not believe what I just saw today! OMG! Chris was cheating on his diet again! It's as-'
"HEATH! GET OUT OF THERE! DINNER TIME! YOU STILL NEED TO HELP WAKE UP WADE!" I shouted rapping on the door.
"Coming V!" Heath said throwing his book on the floor quickly and heading out the door.
"One, two, th- damn! Ok, again. One, two,th- damn! Stupid hypocrite! Stop falling you shitty parasite!" Chris said trying to balance a pencil on his nose and walking down the hallway.
"Come on! Ok, chill Jericho. Chill. Let's try again. One, two, th- shit! I hate you!" Chris was getting frustrated and followed the pencil into Heath's open door.
"There you are ya wanker." Chris said picking up his pencil.
"Hmm.. What is this?" Chris said putting his attention to the little notebook upside down on the floor. Jericho picked it up and opened it to see what lurked inside.
After a few seconds of looking through the book, Jericho's eyes grew wide.
'He knew what I've been doing?' Jericho said mentally while creeped out and slightly embarrassed.
'Well I think I know exactly what to do..' Jericho thought with a smirk and silently slid the book into his pocket…
"Yum.. That salad was delicious! Now to get back to writ- WHAT THE HELL!" Heath shouted.
"Where's my notebook? Where? It has to be somewhere!" Heath said frantically searching and throwing things in the air in search of this special notebook.
"Where!" he shouted exasperated.
Heath stormed out of the room and interrogated everyone in the house.
"Guys, have you seen a notebook about this big anywhere?" Heath asked everyone else in Nexus. Their answers were:
Justin: Nope.
Otunga: Nuh uh.
Skip: No sorry buddy
Tarver: Hell no boy!
Darren: Ask Wade.
Wade: Sorry bud. But I did find this cool unicorn! Wanna pet him? Or feed him an apple?
(Heath: No thanks Wade)
Heath was pissed and worried. What if someone read what he had in there?
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