"It's been 10 freakin' hours now! I can't find my journal ANYWHERE!" I shouted enraged. I couldn't think straight. My bloodshot eyes were getting redder by the minute and I'm sweating a thunderstorm.
'Must.. F-f-fine.. J-j-journal….' I thought. I feel crazy! I need to find it or I'll explode!
As I thought hard trying to get any idea of where it was, I heard loud knocking on my door. I quickly fixed my hair and tried to act natural.
"Come in!" I falsely cheered.
"Heath! We need you man! Wade had another sugar rush and now he's passed out on the top of the coffee table." Skip Sheffield- one of Heath's fellow members of the team Nexus- said as he stepped into the room.
'Don't tell me that!' I thought. 'It sounds like a good thing to write down in my journal but I CAN'T FREAKIN' FIND IT ANYWHERE!'
"Dude, are you coming or not?" he asked.
I sighed sadly and pushed myself off of the bed and followed Skip out the door.
'Think on the bright side,' I thought. 'Maybe Wade's on top of my journal.'
"No! You're doing it all wrong you Irascible Parasite!" Chris shouted.
"I'm tryin'! It's jus to hard!" Sheamus yelled back.
"Here. I'll show you one more time. Watch carefully." Chris said taking the golf club out of Sheamus's hands and hit the little white golf ball onto the other side of the lawn.
"See? It's so easy a caveman can do it." Chris said.
"Hey! I can hear you!" shouted a extremely hairy dude not far away from the two of them.
"Go away you Geico caveman wannabe!" Jericho shouted back bitterly.
The hairy dude grunted and walked away.
"That Assclown deserv- AHH!" Chris slipped on the grass falling down hard on his butt.
"Ya need to be more careful laddy." Sheamus said helping up the 40 year-old.
"Careful Schmareful. I don't care." Jericho said cleaning himself up.
"Whoops looks like you dropped something lad." Sheamus said picking up a little brown book.
"Oh that's nothing. Give it here now!" Chris said reaching for the book.
"Hold on there." said the Celtic Warrior said pushing aside Chris and opening the book.
"I said GIVE IT HERE ASSCLOWN!" Chris shouted still trying to grab the book out of Sheamus's hand.
After a few seconds of reading inside, the Irishman closed the book and shoved it onto Chris.
"What the hell you sanctimonious hypocrite!" Chris said rubbing the area where the book was forced onto him.
"Why didn't you tell me about this?" Sheamus asked pointing to it. "I know that's Heath's. It says on the cover. But why do you have it?"
"Well if you really want to know, I found it lying on the floor." Jericho answered dusting himself off for the second time.
"Let me take a look at that thing again." he said gesturing for the book. Chris gave it to him and Sheamus started to examine it more carefully. A few minutes later, he closed the book again and gave it to Chris who slid it back into his pocket.
"Well, Heath has seen many things. Even things that are NOT MEANT to be seen." Sheamus said picking up a golf club.
"Clearly. Why do you think I took it? Now he won't be writing things down again. Who knows? It might get him to stop staring or writing into this piece of junk." Jericho answered taking a swing at the ball.
"I don't think so. But I bet he's looking everywhere for it. It's kinda weird though reading things that you have done from someone else's perspective."
"I agree with you. But wait, was it true what he wrote in there? You know, that one page about you playing with that light saber pretending you're Chewbacca or something." Chris asked looking back at the Irishman.
"I was trying to be Darth Vader!" Sheamus defended.
"Whatever." Jericho said rolling his eyes.
"At least I didn't go into the basement and stuff myself with pudding." Sheamus said.
"You know I love pudding! And if Vanessa knew about it, she'll kill me."
"That's exactly what I'm going to do." Sheamus said.
"You better not!"
"Then at least help me get some payback on Heath."
"Fine with me." Chris said simply.
"Now how do I do that again?" Sheamus asked holding the golf club again.
OOH! How are they going to get their payback? Read next chapter to find out! In the mean time, please review.
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