"Sup Heath?" I asked watching him pace back and forth repeatedly in his room.
"Uhh.. Nothing. Just.. Kinda worried about Wade." Heath lied. He secretly was scared and still worried about his missing journal.
"Tell Wade to be good today. I invited a friend over for this afternoon so don't ruin it. And tell Jericho to stop eating all the chocolate pudding. I need my pudding and he's eating it all." I told him.
"Sure thing V." Heath answered exiting his bedroom.
"Sup Heath? You look a little down. Anything I can do for you? Ooh! I know just the thing! Let's go to my secret lair so I can show you my latest creation! I call it the "pencil!" It helps you write! Come on! It'll cheer you up!" Wade said happily.
"No thanks man. I'm fine." Heath answered a little sad. "Oh, and V told me to tell you not to be all stupid again. Someone's coming over soon."
"Ooh! Is it Santa Clause? He's owed me a pony since I was five!" Wade asked hoping it was him.
"No I think it's someone else. And by the way, the pencil has already been invented." Heath said going descending down the stairs.
"That's no way to go down the stairs Heath! Do it like this!" Wade said plopping on his 'gluteus maximus' and sliding down the steps one at a time. At the same time, the front door opened and hit Wade's face.
"Oww!" Wade whined clutching his nose. "Why'd you hit me Heath?"
"That wasn't me."
"Oh sorry." the person behind the door said helping Wade up.
"Hey! Erin you're here!" I said coming into the room. "I see you've met Wade."
"Hi. I'm Erin."
"Wade." Wade said getting up and shaking her hand.
"V, can she come play horsies with me please!" Wade pleaded.
"Fine. Just don't break anything." I answered.
"Yay! Come on! It's going to be fun!" Wade said pulling Erin's hand.
Meanwhile..
"Twigs."
"Twigs."
"Leaves."
"Leaves."
"Mud."
"Mud."
"Pudding."
"Why pudding?"
"Because I'm hungry Assclown. Now pass the pudding cup."
Jericho's project was complete.
"Come on. Let's go outside and spy on him from there." Chris said putting on his camouflage costume and eating out of his pudding cup with Sheamus right behind him.
The dynamic duo hid under the window to the living room where Nexus and Wade Barrett were playing around.
"Do you see Heath, Evil Ronald McDonald? Over." Chris said into his walky-talky.
"Target is sited Sexy Beast. Over." Sheamus said into his.
"Good. Take available position and take charge Evil Ronald McDonald. Over."
"Copy that. By the way, why is my codename Evil Ronald McDonald? It's not fair. Over."
"It's either that or Michael Jackson's twin. Pick your favorite, sergeant. Over."
"Nevermind. WAIT! Target is moving away from point! Abort! Abort!"
"….."
"Hello! Why are you not answering Sexy Beast? Hello?"
"You forgot to say over. Over."
"Damn, you scared me. Anyway, abort mission. Target has left."
"Aww. But can I keep this on? I look beasty in this."
"Whatever Chris. Over and out." Sheamus got up and went back inside with Chris into the living room where Wade and Erin were in.
"What happened to you two? Wrestling a deer? Hahahaha get it?" Erin said in her Sugar Rush and noticing their apparel.
"Hahaha I get it! Nice one!" Wade shouted equally hyper.
"I feel soo hyper! I could just jump up and down for hours!"
"Mee toooooooooooo!" Wade said accidently hitting Chris with his arm.
"Hey Assclown! Watch it!" Chris yelled.
"Sorry." Wade apologized while the other 6 members of Nexus glared at Chris.
"Weee!" Erin shouted jumping along.
"I'm going away now from you two hypocrites." Chris said getting up but being knocked over again and hitting himself on the wall.
"Oww.." Chris muttered holding his head.
"Hey! My journal!" Heath said picking up the journal Chris dropped. Heath felt as if happiness was poured all over him. "I'll meet you guys later. Me and this book have something to do together."
"No! That parasite! Now we'll never get that back. It's all your fault Wade. Wade?" Chris asked.
Wade was sprawled on the couch with Erin on his shoulder.
Everyone laughed at the sight of the two of them.
"Hey dinner's ready! Who wants salad?"
"NOOOO!"
Poor Jericho. He didn't want any salad.. :( So I had no choice but to force feed him xD
I hope you all enjoyed this little fic. Review please! Special thanks goes to Y2Erin! She helped so much in this! Go read some of her stories if you liked this!