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Where the Ocean Meets the Sky.
Chapter Sixteen – Five Things Over Heard After Sam Witwicky Joined The Atlantis Expedition.
One... (Major Evan Lorne to Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard)
"There's no gas, no roads and we didn't get to bring our surfboards. Why does the kid get to bring his car?"
Two... (Sam Witwicky to Rodney McKay)
"McKay! Keep Sheppard away from my car!"
Three... (Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard to Doctor Elizabeth Weir)
"How the hell did we not know about the alien robot cars?!"
Four... (Sam Witwicky to Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard)
"Sheppard! Keep McKay away from my car!"
Five... (Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard and Sam Witwicky)
"My puddle jumper can beat your car any day."
"Yeah? How much?"
Stargate Atlantis/Transformers (movie)
To be continued...