I was cooking dinner when I heard John and Randy come through the front door.
"Ava!" yelled Randy.
"In the kitchen!" I yelled back.
I heard him run toward the kitchen and soon enough he was sliding across the counter, sitting right next to where I was cooking.
I held up a knife and said "You should be glad this wasn't on the counter otherwise we'd have to rush you out to the emergency room."
"And I don't think blood is an ingredient she uses in spaghetti" said John, laughing.
I let out a laugh and went back to stirring the sauce.
"Ava how can you cook when I have something important to tell you?" asked Randy.
"You didn't tell me that you had something important to tell me," I told him "You just came running and sliding in here like some psycho."
John laughed again and Randy glared at him, making John's laugh stop. Randy sighed then said "OK. John told me about the conversation you two had last night."
I turned to John and glared at him.
"What is with you Orton's glaring at me?" he asked "You never told me not to tell him."
I sighed, then turned back to the spaghetti sauce.
"So like I was saying," Randy said "John told me about the conversation you two had last night and together we have come up with a brilliant idea."
"If you helped think it up, it's more like a disastrous idea," I told him teasingly "John has the brains. You have the pretty face."
"I have a brain!" said Randy "I just prefer not to use it."
"You're afraid of hurting yourself."
John started laughing again before he had to duck a wooden spoon that was being thrown at him. I smacked Randy over the head with an oven mitt and said "No throwing things in the kitchen when I'm trying to cook!"
"Yes mom" he said, sticking his tongue out at me.
John stood back up, holding the wooden spoon in his hand. "Babe stop acting like your five and just tell Ava our idea" he said.
Randy nodded, then said "Our idea is to fix you up on a blind date with one of our co workers and see how that goes. We'll keep fixing you up on blind dates until you either meet the right guy or we run out of guys in the locker room who are single and straight."
"I don't know Randy," I said "Doesn't that make me seem desperate and pathetic?"
"No," he replied "All the guys know why you're single and that you're ready to start dating."
"I don't know..."
"We already fixed you up on a blind date," said John "So you can't say no."
"What?" I yelled "You didn't even ask my permission!"
"Randy fixed you up, not me. I was busy working out."
I glared at Randy, who laughed and said "You look like mom when you do that."
I grabbed the wooden spoon out of John's hand and began whacking Randy with it. He laughed as he ran out of the kitchen. I set down the spoon and let out a sigh. I looked at John and asked "So who did Randy fix me up with?"
"Cody Rhodes" he replied.
I thought for a moment. I knew Cody was a member of Legacy with Randy and Ted DiBiase Jr and I knew we were around the same age, but that's all I know. Well I know what he looks like, but I don't think that's really all that important.
I let out another sigh and asked "When's the date?"
"7 o' clock tomorrow night," said Randy, coming back into the kitchen "And you guys are eating at Red Lobster."
"Did he plan that?" I asked.
"No, I did. I planned everything, he just agreed."
I sighed again and said "Fine, I'll go."
Randy let out a cheer, picking me up into a hug. He looked at John and said "Finish dinner while I help her pick out an outfit for her very first date!"
John nodded as Randy practically dragged me out of the kitchen and into my bedroom.
This is one time having a gay brother really comes in handy.
But I'm not going to lie, I hate him and John for doing this without asking me first.
I should have known when John promised me I'd meet Mr. Right that he'd have something planned...
Oh well, I guess it won't hurt to go out with Cody.
Not like I have anything to lose really...
They are all INSANE!
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