I had just finished making dinner when Randy came into the kitchen. He sat on the counter and said "So John and I ran into David Hart Smith at the gym."
"Oh yeah?" I asked "What did he have to say?"
"That he enjoyed your company and that the date went well."
"Did he mention that we aren't go out again?"
"Yeah he did."
I grabbed the plate with the chicken on it and put it on the table next to the salad and rolls. I sat down and began to put salad on my plate. Randy sat next to me and began to put chicken on his plate.
"So where's John?" I asked.
"Still at the gym," he replied "He'll be home soon."
"Oh OK."
Randy sighed, then said "Avary I'm so sorry. John and I keep trying to find you the right guy and it fails."
"It isn't your fault Randy," I told him "I guess I'm just not allowed to be happy."
"You will be Ava, I promise."
I sighed just as I heard the door open and John yell "I'm home!"
"We're eating dinner!" I yelled back.
He came into the dining room and sat down next to Randy, kissing his cheek. He put some food on his plate and began to eat.
"So John why'd you come over after Randy?" I asked.
He swallowed his mouthful of food and said "I was trying to find you a date."
"John-" I began.
He held up a hand and said "No worries, I found you a date."
"Who?" I asked.
"Zack Ryder" he replied.
Randy spit out his drink and began to cough. I patted him on the back and soon he stopped coughing. He looked at John and asked "Are you crazy? And you thought Edge was bad!"
"What's wrong with Zack?" asked John "He's not a bad looking guy, he's young and has a lot of spirit."
"He dresses like a fashion victim! And he's conceited!"
"So are you!"
"But I have a reason to be!"
I let out a laugh and that made them stop arguing. They looked at me and Randy asked "What?"
"You two are insane!" I told them.
"Yeah we are," said John "But so are you."
"Am not."
"Whatever," he said "Anyway I think Zack and you would have a good time together. He's very lively and he's a good dancer."
"He only wears one legged pants," said Randy "And he wears a woman's lingerie jacket out to the ring not to mention that stupid headband of his."
"That's only what he wears to the ring Randy, it isn't what he wears in public."
"Still..."
I patted Randy's arm and said "He can't be any worse then Edge and besides, I could use a night of fun that doesn't involve beating you at video games."
John grinned and Randy shook his head. "You're going to hate him Ava, I know it," he told me "I bet you won't make it through the whole date."
"I think she will" said John.
"Wanna bet?"
"How much?"
"Twenty dollars."
"You're on."
They shook hands, then kissed.
I shook my head.
When the hell did my love life become some sort of poker game?
And Zack can't be any worse then Edge... could he?
Do you think Zack will be better or worse then Edge?
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