Randy went out and bought for a new outfit for my club date with Zack. I feel so uncomfortable in the black stretch pants that cling to my body and the sequined blue halter top.
I arrived at Club Pluto 5 minutes early and wrapped my jacket around me tightly. I could see the girls judging me and the guys checking me out and it made me uncomfortable.
Suddenly a car pulled up blaring The Backstreet Boys and out stepped a guy in black dress pants and a purple button down shirt with sunglasses and a matching purple headband. He came over to me and took off his sunglasses, looking me up and down. He whistled, then said "I knew Orton had a hot sister, but damn girl, you're off the hook."
"Uh... thanks?" I said.
He put his sunglasses back on, then said "We don't have to wait in line I'm on the list. Woo woo woo you know it."
He took my arm and strutted over to the bouncer. The bouncer looked over him, then asked "Name?"
Zack whipped off his sunglasses and said "Did you really just ask my name? You mean you don't know who I am?"
"No" said the bouncer.
"I'm Zack Ryder."
The bouncer looked over the list, then said "You and your date may go in Mr. Ryder."
"Woo woo woo you know it" he said, putting his sunglasses back on.
We went into the club and it smelled like alcohol, sweat, cigarettes and cheap cologne. Zack yelled "I got us a private booth in the back. Follow me."
He led me through the club, occasionally stopping to talk someone, mainly girls. When we reached the booth we slid in and he yelled "Want a drink?"
"Sprite" I yelled back.
He handed me his credit card then said "I want a dirty martini. Woo woo woo you know it."
I grabbed his card and my way through the crowd and over to the bar to order our drinks. I took them back over and handed Zack's drink to him. He looked at it, then looked at me and said "I asked for a dirty martini, this isn't a dirty martini."
"Well that's what I ordered" I told him.
"Stupid bartender. I'll be right back."
Five minutes later Zack came back with a whole tray of drinks. He sat down and said "I gave the bartender a piece of my mind and he felt so bad, he gave me all these drinks for free. Woo woo woo you know it."
I sighed, then said "So Zack, tell me about yourself."
"I'm from the LI baby," he began "I have so many followers on Twitter, it's insane. I call them my Zack Pack."
"That's nice. So-"
He took off his sunglasses and said "I wasn't finished yet."
"Sorry" I mumbled.
He put his sunglasses back on, then said "I'm always in the gym getting zacked and I love to work on my fly tan. My legs are both zacked. One is tan and smooth, the other is pale and hairy."
For the next ten minutes Zack went on and on about himself. Finally I said "Zack I'll be right back, I have to use the ladies' room."
"Go do your thang and meet me on the dance floor," he told me "Woo woo woo you know it."
I got up as quickly as I could and ran through the club and out the door. I pulled out my cell phone and pressed speed dial.
"Hey Randy," I said "Can you come get me?"
Five minutes later Randy drove up and I got in the car, closing the door quickly and saying "Drive quickly."
"You got it" he said, peeling out of the parking lot.
As we drove down the street he asked "Was he worse then Edge?"
"In some ways he was, in some ways he wasn't" I replied.
"Care to explain?"
"Well at least he didn't try to get me into bed, but all he did was talk about himself, I couldn't say a word. He was pissed when the bouncer didn't know who he was, he yelled at the bartender because he got his drink wrong and... Randy he was a nightmare."
"I knew you wouldn't like him."
"You did say that. Now John owes you twenty dollars."
"I know."
I sighed and Randy squeezed my hand gently. "I'm sorry Ava" he said softly.
"You aren't the one who fixed me up on this date," I told him "So it isn't your fault."
"I know, but I should have picked your date or-"
"It would've sucked no matter who you or John picked."
He laugehd and said "Yeah I guess you're right. Well we have a surprise for you at home."
I don't like the sound of that...
We reached the apartment and went inside.
John was sitting on the couch playing a video game with some really pale red haired guy.
"That's your surprise" whispered Randy.
"You got me a pale red haired guy?" I whispered back.
He laughed, which made John look over and also made him lose the match. The pale red haired guy pumped his fist in the air, then looked over at me and Randy."
"Why hello there," he said "I'm Sheamus, you must be Avary."
"I am" I said softly.
"Randy was right, you sure are a beauty."
I looked down and bit my lip.
"He's your date for tomorrow night" said John.
I looked at John and asked "What?"
"Sheamus agreed to go out with you."
"Randy showed me a picture and I thought your were beautiful," he said, smiling "So what do you say?"
"Sounds nice" I replied.
Sheamus grinned again and came over to me, kissing my hand. "I will be seeing you tomorrow night at 7" he said as he walked out the door.
Randy closed the door behind him, then asked "So what do you think?"
"He's kinda scary looking" I replied.
"No need to worry," said John "He's like a big pale teddybear. You guys will have a great date."
"If you say so."
But with how bad my dating record is, I highly doubt it will go well.
So Sheamus is her next date.
Think Sheamus will be the right one for Avary?
Or will there be someone better?
Review!