If I was Pregnant...

Brought to you by SarcasmMethod

Damn that was a lot shorter than I thought…and that's not what she said. But anyway, ummm what to say what to say…the preview isn't very long but I already go over that in the A/N ummm I wrote this at about 4am and im kinda exhausted, this day is kinda boring and slow…and I doubt your interested in what im saying so I'll go on with the story. Oh and I was thinking like…it would be kinda fun to make a story/idk what to call it thingy to show how…my thoughts kinda work during my process of 'what is going to happen next' Cause…honestly I don't really do it well. Maybe I'll play around with it and use characters as part of a…'skit' to show how I think when im writing this. I'll put it down when I write the full chapter cause honestly…im frickin tireeeed. Anyway on with the story.

A/N – It's a preview and kinda short…but yea. That's the point of a preview. Hope you guys enjoy it. Kinda like how all my long A/N and stuff get ignored by everbody. Am I really that boring? Lol

Question of the Chapter – Same one as last chapter. Nobody gave me an opinion on where Shikamaru should fit in on this whole thing. D:

~ I could use a dream or a genie or a wish

To go back to a place much simpler than this~

Tsunade stared at him, expressionless as she wasn't sure what to say. It was true that as a ninja you were held responsible for keeping the civilians safe. But at the same time, they were also civilians, as much as they were taught to fight it, they were also human. "Shikamaru…" a sigh escaped as she slowly spoke, "I understand that…this may not be the…best option for you, and we could leave, but Danzo will always be hunting for us even if we leave. You know what he wants, and he doesn't mind killing civilians to get that. From your view it may seem like its unfair…but my responsibility," Her eyes shifted across the room before letting her head hang down, "it's to keep as many people as I can alive. The elders have agreed, and we set this mission on you because of everyone left alive, we trust you the most with tactics and abilities of the ninja still alive."

It was his turn as Shikamaru sat blankly, he sat in shock as him body stood still in the room. "If you don't do it…I'll have to assign someone else to find the ninja for the mission" She sat down, her eyes looking down in…a sense disgrace and anger. It wasn't her choice to send her own comrades out there, but at the same time, she couldn't let civilians suffer for her own personal feelings. She sighed, 'This shit is way more than what I bargained for.'

"Naruto…?" Her voice fluttered softly as she laid ontop of the blonde, his arms wrapped tightly around her waist while the back of her head was rested on his chest. They had reached camp now as their walk back finished off with her hopping on his back and claimed it to be 'punishment' since he made her think he cheated on her.

"Yes?" He whispered softly with his eyes closed, trying to get some rest while she continued to fiddle around with his fingers that were laced with hers.

"If I was pregnant…would you want a boy or a girl?" He nearly threw her off himself as he sprung up nearly screaming, "You're PREGNANT! HOW!"

She shifted herself from the uncomfortable position, "Im not!" her scream was followed by another of his as the two bickered, "I thought, wait, how….we haven't even…" His confusion was cut off as the two heard mumbling come from tents in their area. Ino was quickly "Shhh'd" with one of Naruto's hands covering her mouth. The two waited quietly before his hand slowly receded back down to her waist and he let out a sigh. "So…you're not pregnant. Right?"

"Mornin," Shikamaru opened up the couple's tent before throwing a small bag at Naruto, "get up, we need to talk" Naruto mumbled to himself as he slowly rolled on his side and began getting up, "Must be important if you're the first one to be awake Shikamaru"

"Yea yea," He sighed as he sat outside of the tent eating some potato chips, he reached in for another chip as he wondered how Chouji had always managed to down a whole bag as a snack before breakfast. "Oh, and sorry I didn't manage to bring you two a gift for the new baby" Shikamaru smirked as he heard Ino yell before Naruto stumbled out blushing, "Um…how many people heard….that….crap" A crowd of people stood outside the city as Naruto was caught in midsentence by the stares of all the nearby villagers and ninjas.

"Yea…you two made quite the scene last night" Shikamaru casually walked away as he tossed away half the bag of chips. "Come on, we got some business to deal with" Naruto sighed, giving Ino a quick goodbye to her before following after Shikamaru, "Never a good thing when Shikamaru is the one telling me to get going" he mumbled.

The two sat down with the group that they had assembled quickly that morning, among them were Kakashi, Neji, Lee, Yamato, Kiba, Shino, Naruto, Shikamaru, and a small group of four ANBU who sided with the Tsunade. "So…you guys were the first I could think of to fit this mission... Tsunade isn't giving me another option, so this might be our last mission together" He sighed as he took out the papers that had been folded in his pocket and laid out the sheet, showing a map of Konaha, "this…is where Danzo is expected to be," His finger moved to a small building which was located on the east side of the city, "And this is where we are…" his finger moved to the west side of the city near the edge of the walls which ringed the city. "But the major problem…" He pulled out a pen from his back pocket and made a small rectangle around where their camp was located, "This is the only area in which we control, everything else…Danzo could have troops stationed there. Recently we've found a small path which leads about half way to Danzo's current location, from what we know, that part of the mission will be safe, the trouble will be moving from that point to Danzo's location." His eyes shifted to the ANBU, "You guys…can't really move in with us due to the fact that Danzo will be able to stop you" The rest of the nin gave the ANBU a questioning look before Shikamaru began explaining, "In order to make sure all the ninja who he trained with Danzo remained loyal to him, he placed a seal on then which can paralyze them for a few minutes. Luckily Tsunade had found a way to stop the seal from being able to be activated from a distance, but if Danzo's chakra were to come activate the seal again, they would be down. We only have til sundown for me to run this by you guys, so here's the plan…"

Naruto sighed, "were so fucked"

"Yea," Kiba commented as the two sat on a couch on the second story of a partly destroyed building. The group had moved out to the 'Evac zone' which Shikamaru had been speaking of. The mission was relatively simple…well, at least the taking orders part. The full group had moved out together after Shikamaru finished explaining, now they were to wait there until sundown, giving them better coverage to make their way towards Danzo's location. The ANBU would hold the Evac zone, while the other 8 split up into two groups, one to be set as a diversion, while the other were meant to breach, quickly assassinate Danzo, and leave. Of course…things never go the way they planned. Along with the fact that the building which Danzo was hiding in would most likely be surrounded by his own troops, and that Danzo wasn't simply just a political figure which could be 'assassinated', his fight would most likely last…much longer than they'd like.

"I wish they had a Tv" Kiba stared at the wall as his foot was propped up on the coffee table in the room.

"You realize that there is no longer a cable company that would give us news even if they did have a tv." Naruto chuckled. He leaned against the side of the couch before yawning and closing his eyes. "Wake me up when its time to die"

"I'll just have Akamaru piss on you" the said dog laid asleep in the corner while Kiba smirked before getting up and walking towards the gaping hole in the wall, the small room they were sitting it hung above an intersection. Below them the others sat anxiously, also unsure about what was coming ahead of them. "I'll just start hitting on Hana when we get back then" He smirked before feeling the couch cushion Kiba had thrown hit him in the face. "Not even funny" Kiba gave him a glare before turning back and staring outside the small apartment. Naruto threw the cushion aside before walking up to Kiba, also looking outside the building. It wasn't long before he noticed that Kakashi and Yamato who were in a building across from the two were both doing the same thing. He found himself doing it a lot more recently, his eyes unconsciously moved around aimlessly, almost as if it were imitating his mind, and looking for answers that couldn't be found.

Beta reader anyone?

A/N – Yea…so its kinda late, and I decided to write a little…but I didn't really get that much xD. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it cause its late, and im tired. This is once again a 'preview' the full chapter will be up…sometime soon I hope?

Next Chapter- Idk…I need to finish this one first…

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