Hey, I know I'm a day late in updating, sorry! Yesterday was just... stressful. Here is your chapter!
We walked in and found the table instantly. Why? Emmett's booming voice could be heard from a mile away. Well, I haven't actually tested that theory, so I don't know if that's true, but... oh, you get what I mean.
Aparrantly, Emmett saw us walking towards him, for he boomed "EDDIE! BELLIE! GET OVER HERE, YOU SLOWPOKES!" I winced at both the loudness of his voice and the embarrassement of being called 'Bellie'.
We sat down, and Edward said, "Emmett? Please do not call me Eddie, and I thought you were extremely pissed at me?"
"Well, I thought it over, and I decided to just forgive your stupid ass." Emmett chuckled quietly, to my surprise, and Edward just glared at him. I quickly changed the subject, not caring what the entire fight had been about, just not wanting a fight to the death to occur on a restaurant floor. "So, Emmie, where is this special date that has you wrapped around her finger so tight that you agreed to not screw her until she has a ring on her own?" I internally cheered myself for being so sarcastic, I was the only one who could get away with it. Well, maybe this new girl was another exception..
He winced, and I laughed. "Oh, you mean Rosie? She's in the bathroom."
Alice and Jasper came in a moment later, looking so lovey-dovey it was almost disgusting. And that's saying a lot for me, considering tht I'm a hopeless romantic. "Guys! God, enough with the PDA already! You just got here, and I'm already disgusted." Edward said, so I guessed he felt the same way as I.
Alice raised an eyebrow. "Oh, really? You seem to have no problem with it in the house with Miss Bella, here." She gestured to me. and I blushed. Emmett looked shocked. "You mean you two are, like, a thing now? Or are you just friends with many, MANY benifits?" This only made me bush even harder.
Edward answered. "Yes, we are a couple now." He stroked my cheek with his thumb, looking deeply into my eyes. Where were we? Were there other people there? Do I care? No. Hey, what's my name again? I'm sorry, I'm lost in the beautiful green sea of Edward's eyes. Suddenly, I am pulled back to earth by Emmett's loud mouth. "FINALLY!" He exclaimed. "I thought that you two were never going to get together! I'm glad I was wrong."
"Wow, Emmett!" I said. "I think that is the most sincere thing that you have said in your entire life!" I made a shocked face. He just stuck his tounge out at me. We all laughed.
He looked toward the restrooms and said "Here she comes!"
I got a good look at her as she came closer to the table. She had ever-so-slightly curled hair that went down to her mid-back, fair skin, a model's body. She was gorgeous; perfect for Emmett, as well as look-wise. She sat down. "This is my beautiful Rosalie, guys. Rose, this is Alice, Jasper, Bella, and Edward. Alice and Jasper are just engaged, and Edward and Bella have just become a couple."
Rosalie just looked up shyly and waved slightly. "Oh, it's ok, Rosalie, we won't bite." Jasper said, taking her hand for a second and looking at her reassuringly. That had calmed her down a lot, I have no idea how he had the capability to just calm a person instantly.
"What, Emmett, no witty sarcastic remarks about us this time?" Alice said.
"Well, I was going to try to be nice, but I guess I could-"
"NO!" We all screamed the same time. Rosalie laughed. "It's okay, guys, I won't let him. You can say whatever you want to, and if Emmett trys to reply, I'll smack him into next month." All but Emmett laughed now.
"But-but-Rosie why?" Emmett whined. "Don't you love me baby?"
"Of course I do; you just need to refrain from being an ass to your friends for at least one night."
Edward decided to speak then. "Rose, I think I might love you! Nobody has ever been able to shut Emmett up for one minute, let alone an evening!" I laughed, then frowned.
"Hey, I thought you loved me! Pick one, dipshit." I said, smacking his arm. Everyone laughed. "Yes, dear, I love you." He leaned in and gave me a soft kiss. We continued a bit and before I knew it, my hands were in his hair, and he was pulling me closer. Once again, there was nothing but Edward and I in the universe. I thought I heard someone clear their throat quietly, but I couldn't be sure. Finally, I heard one loud throat clearing, and remembered the group, who all seemed to be holdind back laughter.
"Were you planning on stopping anytime soon, or were you just gonna go ahead and do it right on the table?" All but us burst out laughing, I blushed furiously, and I could've sworn that I saw Edward blush too.
The rest of the dinner was full of laughs and, at one point, we had to actually shake Alice and Jasper to get them out f their trances of looking at each other. Well, at least we weren't the only ones that had embarrassed themselves tonight. Rosalie would fit right in with our little group, and I didn't want the night to ed, even as embarrassing as it had been. But all things must end, sowe said our goodbyes, and Edward drove us home where I fell into a blissful sleep in Edward's arms.
And so another chapter ends. Please review! I hope you like it, Emmett is always a fun character to mess with and type about, ad, as you probably will know, sarcasm is my specialty. So you will see a lot of that lol. Please tell me how I am doing, I like my story but would like to know what others think, what I can add, etc.