"Talking"

'Inner Thoughts'

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything from his universe. I only own Nazo who I created.

You Can't Be Serious

Chapter 2

Another Idiot

Nazo turned after his comment and walked out of the room, ignoring the outburst from Naruto and Sakura. Naruto and Sakura both stood still in confusion not making a move. Sasuke got up and followed Nazo out of the room, causing his teammates to follow him. They caught up with Nazo as he exited the academy gates. They followed him quietly for a few minutes before someone had to question him.

"Oi, Nazo-sensei. Where are we going?" Naruto questioned as he moved to walk beside him. Nazo turned his head down towards the blond whose hands rested behind his head as he walked.

"Well right now, Naruto was it?, I'm hungry. So I don't know about you three but I am going for food." Nazo lazily stated earning a sneer from Sasuke and a look of disbelief from Sakura.

"Oh." Naruto said simply.

"Sensei where are you going to eat? Are you even sure you know where you're going?" Sakura asked studying his headband covered eyes. Nazo rubbed his head and turned his face to her.

"It has been awhile. I'm pretty sure I'll find something good to eat though."

"That isn't what I meant sensei" Sakura sighed before trying again "I meant how can you see where your going?"

"What do you mean how can I..." Nazo stopped mid sentence and smacked himself in the head. "Right I forgot, the headband right? I might not have my eyesight but I have other ways of knowing whats around me."

"I am curious about that myself sensei. You plucked Kiba's kunai right out of the air. That isn't exactly something most blind people can do." Sasuke uttered his first words since Nazo had seen him. Nazo studied the boy carefully. He never really liked the Uchiha, they rubbed him the wrong way. Actually he didn't care for the Hyuga either. Not that he had anything personal against any one Hyuga, they just had an arrogance about them. As far as the Uchiha went, he strongly disliked them. He heard about their planned coup. He ran into Itachi awhile back and learned all about it. Itachi was the only Uchiha he could ever stand. Sasuke was almost entirely full of himself, he paid no attention to Sakura and he thought himself better than Naruto. 'Bad team up if you ask me' Nazo thought 'I won't hold anything against any of them though. I'll see they all become decent ninja.'

"Maybe I'll show you three later. For now though" Nazo stopped in front of a small food stall "I'm ready to eat. The food here smells great." Naruto looked up at the name of the place as Nazo stepped through the curtain. "Alright! Ichiraku!" Naruto jumped into the air pumping his fist in victory and ran in after his sensei. Sakura sighed and followed Sasuke in as Naruto and Nazo were already ordering.

Nazo took a seat at the counter as Naruto took the seat beside him.

"Sensei you're going to love this place!" Naruto wasn't trying to hide his excitement in the least "the old man makes the best Ramen ever!"

"Well if it isn't our best customer, Naruto. Who do you have with you there Naruto?" Teuchi asked motioning to Nazo, Sasuke, and Sakura.

"I'm his sensei Nazo, nice to meet you." Nazo gave a small wave to the cook before waving toward Sasuke and Sakura a few stools down "those two are his teammates Sakura" he pointed at Sakura "and Sasuke" then pointed to Sasuke.

Teuchi smiled at them before turning to Naruto "So Naruto what will it be today?"

"I'll start with a Miso and a Pork please."

Nazo smiled and grabbed a pair of chopsticks "Give me two Pork and a Squid to start please." Naruto looked up at Nazo who was smiling down at him. "Something wrong Naruto?"

Naruto looked at old man Ichiraku then back to his sensei before answering "You ordered more than me" he said flatly. Nazo chuckled causing Naruto to frown and turned back to Teuchi "two more Miso and a Beef"

Nazo didn't bother looking at Naruto while talking to the cook once more "I'll keep what I ordered but add everything he ordered too." Naruto squatted on his stool and glared into the face of his sensei. Sakura could see the intense electricity between them and sighed.

"You can't be serious. Now we have two idiots." She let her head slump to the counter before raising her hand slightly "Give me one small Miso please" Teuchi looked at Sasuke but sensing he wasn't going to order turned back to Naruto, who was still glaring in Nazo's face.

"OK, give me just a few minutes" he yelled into the back "Ayame, Naruto is here with some friends. I could use your help a bit."

"Coming father!" was heard from the back before Ayame walked to the front. "Hi Naruto-San, how are you today?"

Naruto stopped glaring at Nazo long enough to smile cheerily at Ayame "Hey Ayame-Chan! I'm fine." Naruto pointed at Sakura and Sasuke "That's my teammates Sakura-Chan and Sasuke-Teme."

"Dobe" Sasuke growled under his breath.

"Teme!" Naruto yelled back at him before motioning to Nazo "And this is Nazo-Sensei" Naruto furrowed his brow to see Nazo with his head turned fixedly to Ayame. "Is something wrong sensei?"

Nazo was snapped back to reality as Naruto poked him repeatedly in the shoulder. "Huh?" Nazo shook his head as if looking around "Oh right, yea. It's nothing."

At that time Teuchi sat their first bowls of Ramen in front of them. Naruto and Nazo said a hasty Itadakimasu in unison before tearing into their bowls.

"That was great. Nobody has ever almost eaten more Ramen than me." Naruto was patting his full, and slightly bulging, stomach. Nazo was walking beside him with a crestfallen look on his face as he held a flimsy piece of cloth in his hands.

"I can't believe my wallet is empty" Sakura thought that if Nazo wasn't blind, he would have cried at least a few tears.

"Sensei now what?" Sakura asked

Nazo tossed his empty wallet behind his head and pulled out his chopsticks and begun spinning them in his hand. "Now we will get to know each other. After that I want to test your abilities." Nazo led them to the nearest empty training ground. "OK now, we will take turns telling a little bit about ourselves. You can go first Naruto."

Naruto thought for a few seconds before smiling "Well my name is Naruto Uzumaki. I think orange is the best color period, and Ramen is the greatest invention ever! I like every Ramen, especially old man Ichiraku's, but I hate waiting for it to cook. Even waiting three minutes for the instant Ramen is torture. I don't like people who look down on others, or hurt others for no reason. One day I will be hokage of Konohagakure."

"Thank you Naruto. I entirely agree with you about Ramen, however orange isn't the best color ever, blue is. If you work hard I'm sure one day you could become hokage." Nazo turned to Sasuke "Your turn."

"I'm Sasuke Uchiha. I don't like much. I don't have any hobbies or stupid dreams like the dobe. One day I will kill a certain someone though."

Nazo wasn't exactly sure how to respond to that. "OK. Thank you for that Sasuke. Sakura you're turn"

"My name is Sakura Haruno. I like.." She turned to Sasuke and blushed while giggling. "I hope someday.." She once again looked at Sasuke and giggled. "I also"

Nazo cut her off, he felt like he was going to throw up. "That's enough Sakura, thank you."

"What about you sensei? Are you going to tell us about you?" Naruto had his hand raised like a small child.

Nazo took a moment to think then he started. "Well my name is Nazo. I don't have a clan name so don't bother asking. You don't need to know my age, suffice it to say I'm around 30. I am from Konohagakure and I fought in the Third Ninja War. I was best friends with Minato Namikaze, or the Yondaime Hokage as you know him, since my early childhood. Unfortunately shortly after the war I left the village. I guess while I was gone Minato worked up a cover for me so I didn't become a missing nin. I would do anything to protect this village and my friends. I wish I had been here to help during the Kyubi attack, I was very far away at the time though. I just returned to the village this morning, where the hokage made me your sensei. I would have to say Ninjutsu is definitely my strength. My Taijutsu isn't the best, but I'm sure I could put up a fight with Gai. My Genjutsu is about average at best. Now if there is nothing else?"

Sakura raised her hand just a bit. "Actually sensei I was curious about your eyes."

"I see. Well I lost my eyesight a couple of years ago during a fight with a group of Iwa nin. Now I want to know your strengths and weaknesses, as well as all the Jutsu you know. You start" Nazo pointed to Sasuke.

"I would have to say Ninjutsu is my strongest area, but my Genjutsu and Taijutsu aren't horrible. I wouldn't count either of them bad enough to be a weakness. Other than the basic academy Jutsu I know Gokakyu no Jutsu and Kage Shuriken no Jutsu."

Nazo pointed to Sakura. "Taijutsu would be my weakness. I don't think my Ninjutsu is the best either, so Genjutsu would be my biggest strength. I only know the basic academy Jutsu." Sakura looked at the ground as she finished.

"Sakura how did you graduate to genin?" Nazo asked seriously intrigued.

"I got perfect book scores. A lot of studying. I'm not great when it comes to Jutsu though."

Nazo thought seriously for a moment before speaking. "Sakura good book scores means you know a lot about Jutsu and how they work. That can be a very handy thing to know. Tell me are you dieting?"

"Hai sensei, why?" Sakura looked confused at his question.

"You see Sakura, while you're a girl and would like to watch your figure you're also a kunoichi. With your training, missions, and the Jutsu you will be using you will burn a lot of calories. The problem is you don't eat enough to have many calories to burn. In short your hurting your ninja career before it even starts. Now I want you to start eating normally from now on. With your knowledge I don't think you will have chakra control problems. We will work on your chakra reserves and your Jutsu though. So don't worry about it." Nazo gave her a smile of assurance. "Now then Naruto your turn."

"Hai!" Naruto shouted enthusiastically. "I don't think I have area I'm strong enough in to call a strength." Naruto rubbed the back of his head as he spoke. "I'm no good at all with Genjutsu and I don't think I'm very good with Taijutsu either. I think I would be best with Ninjutsu. Other than the academy Jutsu I only know Kage Bunshin."

Nazo cut him off "Wait Naruto you said you know Kage Bunshin?"

"Hai."

Nazo looked at him with a look of both confusion and shock. "How do you know a jounin level technique? How can you even use it?"

Naruto rubbed the back of his head and smiled sheepishly "It's a long story sensei, but I learned it from the hokage forbidden Jutsu scroll."

Nazo looked like he was about to die of shock. "How did you get your hands on that scroll? Wait never mind if you're not in prison I guess it's OK. Sorry, now you were saying?" Nazo waved his hand for Naruto to continue.

"That's it except for Oiroke no Jutsu I created."

'Oiroke?' Nazo pondered what kind of Jutsu that could be. "You made a Jutsu Naruto? You're only a genin. Well do you mind showing me?"

"No!" Sakura shouted surprising Nazo. Sasuke just shook his head and looked away. Naruto however stood up and pumped his fist.

"Awesome! Just watch sensei." Naruto shouted before going through the hand seals. "Oiroke no Jutsu!" was yelled before Naruto was hidden by a small cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared slightly Nazo saw a well endowed blond standing before him, nude. Sakura looked angry while Sasuke seemed annoyed.

Nazo rubbed his chin and seemed to study Naruto. "So thats the Oiroke no Jutsu eh?"

In a girly voice Naruto pouted "Your no fun sensei. Are you gay?"

Sakura looked at Naruto and gasped "Naruto he is blind remember?!"

"That's right isn't it?" Naruto asked sheepishly.

"While that's right Naruto that isn't why I'm not affected. Your Jutsu is childish and lacking in power."

Sakura nodded her head in agreement and smiled. "That's what I told him sensei." Naruto frowned at their comments.

"She is right Naruto. You need to do it like this!" Nazo shouted before copying Naruto's hand seals and becoming covered by a cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared an enchantingly beautiful woman stood before them. She had a perfect complexion with well shaped and defined breasts. There was no smoke covering her like with Naruto's Oiroke no Jutsu. Instead her knee length black hair covered her breasts and lower parts. She giggled and winked at Sasuke before blowing a kiss at Sakura. Naruto was left speechless and even Sasuke couldn't stop staring at Nazo. Sakura was mortified. She didn't know how to respond or what to say. Nazo turned back to himself before laughing.

Sakura glared at Nazo and screamed at him. "Your a baka sensei!"

Nazo laughed again before turning to the still speechless Naruto "That is how you do it Naruto. Got it?" Naruto simply nodded at him without speaking.

Sakura held her face in her hands and shook her head in disgust. "You can't be serious."

Jutsu List

Gokakyu no Jutsu; Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique

Kage Shuriken no Jutsu;Shadow Shuriken Technique

Oiroke no Jutsu;Ninja Centerfold

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu;Shadow Clone Jutsu