Sweet Tooth

Chapter 2

By: Sam_TheNinja

Discalimer: I don't own Naruto… BELIEVE me if I did, it would be a lot different!

A/N: Second chapter… and I have a feeling you people are gonna be mad ~hides~

" I thought I told you I never wanted to see your pervy face again, Sai!" yelled Naruto.

"Well it's good to know I'm wanted. You know I have an illness right? You know? That one where you can't smile?"

"Don't give me that bull! You got over that three years ago!" Naruto pouted.

"I can't believe you would say such a thing to a sick person, Naruto," Sai gave him an evil smile.

"SEE! He can smile!" screamed Naruto.

Lets just say… they had a very strange relationship. This whole sick thing was just something Sai pulled whenever Naruto was being stubborn. Sai had suffered from Suicidal-Depression a while back, but he was completely over it now despite his constant hinting of him being sick.

Sai just chuckled and gave his friend a hug,

"Well off the subject of my sickness, what's up Naruto?"

Naruto just leaned back onto the counter and said in a bored tone,

"Nothing really… I missed playing Xbox with Kiba and Shikimaru because of this effin job."

"Well that sucks….poor, poor Naruto, do you need a hug from mommy Sai?" teased Sai.

"You don't understand the importance of the Xbox!" argued Naruto.

"Whatever you say honey…"

Naruto just stuck out his tongue,

"You going to get something to eat or not?!" he demanded.

"Well I wasn't planning on it, I just wanted to see my baby Naruto," he laughed.

"Well then, if you aren't gonna buy, get lost then mommy sai." Said Naruto.

"O.K. then babe, see ya!" said Saia she dashed out of the ice-cream parlor. Naruto shouted after him,

"See you at school tomorrow!"

Naruto heard a fain yeah in the distance and returned to work.

Naruto stumbled into his apartment at midnight, and flung himself on the bed without even changing.

Gee Gee Gee Gee b-b-baby! ((*1))

The ringing roused Naruto from his deep sleep, as he mumbled,

"Who the crap is calling me in the middle of the night?!"

He fumbled around on his dresser until he reached his blue cellphone, the caller I.D. read: Tsunade-Baachan. He flipped open the phone and mumble a faint,

"Hello?"

"Naruto Uzumaki! Get your butt to school right this intstant!" angrily screamed Tsunade.

"But Tsuuunaaade it's Sunday… isn't it?" sleepily said Naruto

"NO you dumbass! It's Monday!"

"CRAP!"

Naruto slammed his phone shut and jumped out of his bed. He scrambled around and found a moderately clean pair of pants and a shirt. The blond was sprinting down the street as fast as he thought possible,

I can't be late for school again or I'll be suspended!

Naruto, being the idiot that he is, jumped out into the middle of the street without looking. Naruto slid forward when a shiny black corvette almost smashed into him.

"What the hell where you thinking! You dobe!" said the car's freaked out owner. Naruto flinched and pushed himself up off the ground, he had gashes and cuts all on his arms and legs.

"Ow… wait a sec- What did you just call me!" Naruto angrily looked up at the bastard who almost killed him, but didn't say any more, because the boy was breathtakingly handsome. He had pitch black eyes and hair, skinny jeans, a tank top, converse, and beautiful porcelain skin.

"Um, well, I'm sorry, I just-school, and… yeah…" Naruto looked down at his feet, blushing.

I can't believe this guy, he's such an ass, but he's so…sexy"

"What school do you go to?" asked the guy.

"Konoha High."

'Ugh… I go there too… Need a ride, idiot?" he sneered.

Never mind what I said about this guy, he may be sexy, but he is a total ASS!

"I don't need a ride from the likes of you!" Naruto said fiercely.

The guy obviously didn't care though, because he grabbed Naruto's arm and shoved him into the corvette.

Naruto had come to a decision on exactly what he thought about this guy. Despite his sexiness, he was a stuck up jerk, and Naruto hated him.

"What's your name?" asked the jerk.

"Why would I tell you? Jerk…"

They pulled in to student parking and the guy unfastened his seatbelt and looked Naruto right in the eyes.

"What's your name?" he reiterated.

"NARUTO UZUMAKI!"

"hn…"

"That's right! And don't you forget it!"

Naruto yanked off his seat belt and dashed out of the car and into Konoha High.

"Class dismissed." Naruto shuffled his papers into a stack, so he could get out of the stuffy classroom and into the lunchroom. ((A/N: where ramen awaits, Naruto XD))

"Oh god… so many papers… I'll get someone to help me schlep them over to my locker," Naruto mumbled. He quickly scanned the room and dashed over when he saw a head with black hair.

"Hey mommy Sai!" Naruto leaped up onto the boy's shoulders,.

"Dobe… get off of me." The color drained from Naruto's face, he quickly leapt off the guy's shoulders, the guy looked over at him with an evil smirk,

"Mommy Sai?"

"Shut up!" Naruto demanded angrily and grabbed his stuff. The paper's where slowly but surely starting to slip from his grasp, Naruto lunged forward in a desperate attempt to save them. His attempt was futile though… because all he ended up doing was landing right on top of the other boy with different papers floating in the air. Naruto blushed furiously and jumped up off of the boy. Naruto started gathering up papers as fast as he thought humanly possible.

"Idiot. Stop. Let me help." Said the boy, emotionless.

The guy effortlessly picked up Naruto's papers and handed them to him. As he walked out of the room, the mysterious, handsome, boy said,

" And by the way. My name is Sasuke. Sasuke Uchiha."


A/N: UGH! It's finished… this chapter took a while T_T but I am very happy with it! R&R! (Review are very helpful and motivating, I love them :P) And if ya'll haven't noticed, I change Naruto's ring tone everytime :P I make sure to make it slightly gay XD

Starred Stuff:

*1: Gee by Girls Generation